Chapter 543: There are two and there are three!
"Jiang Chengsama! Don't worry about those things! Let's play the fun game between men and women faster!"
"Yes! We brought all the tools we needed!"
Ignoring the excited Baihua members, Jiang Cheng lowered his body and naturally took the telescope in Yinshi's hand, which was lying in a pool of blood, rolling his eyes and twitching from time to time.
"Ah, it turns out that I am still standing a little higher, and the vision is wider~" Jiang Cheng said with emotion while looking around with a telescope, "But... they are all little ghosts, and there is no meaning at all... No, no, what is that? It's getting closer, without surprise, it's a mountain... Alas? Why is the vision dark?"
"Well, brother, I suggest you put down your telescope and take a look." Hasegawa reminded silently.
"Jiang Chengsama~ Are you looking at me just now?" Standing on the fence, he stuck a part of his swimsuit on the telescope, licked his lips, "Ha~ Are you that anxious~"
"Gintoe Sama, please cheer up a little." The Waidomaru, who was wearing a swimsuit, squatted on the ground one by one, pulling Kyuba on Yintoe's body.
"It's you..." Gintoki opened his eyes and glanced at the Waidaomaru, and said weakly, "What's wrong? Does Shikigami want to learn swimming even when it's summer?"
"No, no, we heard that Sama Jiang was going to hold a mess in the swimming pool." The Wai Daoman raised his index finger and explained seriously.
"Who wants to hold that kind of [beep--] chaotic party?!" Jiang Cheng roared with blue veins.
"Jiang Chengsama~ I'll tell you quietly~" Ge Ye, who was wearing a swimsuit and a bath towel on the lower body, became worse and worse, and he kept rubbing the telescope in Jiang Cheng's hand with a part of himself. "Because of the tail, there is no one below...ah—!!"
Before he could finish speaking, Ge Ye was kicked away by Jiang Cheng who was storming and was more than ten meters away. The latter screamed and smashed directly into the swimming pool and splashed huge water.
At the same time, some children also ran away from the shore due to fright.
"It's blocking the telescope of labor and capital!" Jiang Cheng burst out with blue veins and pointed at Ge Ye, who was lying on his back in the swimming pool, and shouted with white eyes.
"Is this the point you are angry about?!" Hasegawa complained loudly, "Also, I beg you, stop causing major accidents, because after you just happened, many more guests escaped!"
"Besides, the body odor is too strong! Who is interested in your body odor-filled body odor! I really slaughter you!" Jiang Cheng turned his face and curled his lips disdainfully.
"Jiang Cheng Sama, I don't have body odor." The heretic maru stood up and said seriously.
"I hate the horns on your head, so it won't work." Jiang Cheng refused without any hesitation.
"Ah, it's okay, I'll just pull it out." As he said that, Wai Dao Maru directly reached out and broke a corner of his head.
Looking at the weeds pills who rolled their eyes on the ground and began to twitch due to excessive blood loss, everyone present ignored them.
"But then again, is this the swimming pool?" Yue Yong held the cigarette pole in his hand, glanced around, and said with some disdain, "I thought the swimming pool was like what kind of place it was, it was similar to Yoshihara, and almost all men and women were playing together."
"No, it's not that! This is not that kind of place!" Hasegawa defended loudly.
"Jiang Cheng sama! Let's play this!" The young ladies pulled Jiang Cheng's arm and pointed to the slide beside them.
"I'm not a little devil," Jiang Cheng curled his lips disdainfully, then sat down cross-legged, and continued to search for something with the telescope in his hand. "I don't play with things that only children like to play with."
"Indeed, we are already adults!" The resurrected Gintoki sat down cross-legged at the same time and took out another spare telescope from his arms.
"You two... are really hopeless scumbags." Hasegawa complained silently.
"Gintoki, have you discovered something?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"No, there is no..." Gintoki replied.
"So too. I thought the swimming pool at this time would have many good scenery..." Jiang Cheng murmured, "Oh? Why do you feel like you are being lifted up? Why do you feel like you are poured with slippery things..."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng put down the telescope in his hand.
Looking at Yue Yong, who was directing Baihua members to pour lubricant on him bucket by bucket, Jiang Cheng, who was lifted directly above the slide by a group of Baihua sisters, suddenly became expressionless.
"Hey! What do you want to do? Why do you still pour that kind of thing on me? And there are too many!" Jiang Cheng roared with white eyes.
"There are too many, I feel like I can't catch Jiang Cheng anymore..." said a young lady Baihua holding Jiang Cheng.
"Ah, don't worry, if you can't catch it, you can catch it." Yue Yong replied lightly.
"Hey! What dangerous things did you say just now! Where is there?! Kill you! A stinky woman!" Jiang Chengbai complained angrily with his eyes and bursting into blue veins.
At this time, Hasegawa, who realized that the situation was not right, quickly reminded him: "Hey! This is not Yoshihara's swimming pool! Stop it!"
"Then, let go..." Yue Yong glanced at the Baihua members.
"Wait!!" Hasegawa hurriedly took a step forward, but it was too late. The Baihua members who received the order had let go of Jiang Cheng.
Jiang Cheng, who was covered in lubricant, rushed towards the swimming pool as soon as he touched the slide. At the same time, the young ladies screamed excitedly and followed Jiang Cheng. Hasegawa, who had no time to stop, also slid under his feet down the slide because the lubricant was everywhere on the ground, and his face was downward toward the swimming pool.
"Hey!! You're playing too much!" Jiang Cheng, who was slid rapidly, shouted, "I can't grasp the balance!"
"Don't worry! Jiang Chengsama, the leader said it's okay to catch it there!" A young lady Baihua who followed him shouted excitedly, "Leave it to me! I will help Jiang Chengsama to grasp the balance!"
"Go aside! Ugly! It's me who wants to help Jiang Chengsama grasp the balance!"
"It's me!"
Looking at the members of the Hundred Hua members who were still arguing even while slid rapidly, Hasegawa, who was following him, burst into pieces and shouted: "It doesn't matter at this time! By the way, this slippery thing caused the speed to lose control! Everyone—!! Escape quickly—!!"
The children below looked at the scene on the slide and panicked, screaming and scrambling to run to the shore.
Hurry!
After the huge splash of water, Jiang Cheng did not stop, but slid directly on the water for several meters before slamming heavily on the stone eaves beside the swimming pool.
"Woo!" Jiang Cheng, who smashed the entire shore, spat out a mouthful of blood and fell into a coma.
The group of young ladies Baihua were not injured. All the people following Jiang Cheng safely landed on the shore. As for Hasegawa, it was a little miserable. He lay on the water and his head was covered in blood.
"Jiang Chengsama, you should still grasp the balance!" A young lady Baihua squatted down and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was lying in a pool of blood, and spoke and suggested, "So, let me help you grasp the balance this time! Don't worry! Jiang Chengsama, give me your [beep--]!"
"Did you... mean it?" Jiang Cheng struggled to keep his face away, complained weakly, and then struggled to stand up, "You... have all taken a look at me! How should you play the slide!"
After saying that, Jiang Cheng picked up the surfboard he found from somewhere, turned around and walked to the side. A group of young ladies followed Jiang Cheng with the surfboard.
"Wait...wait!" Hasegawa, who came to his senses, quickly stood up and shouted to the departing Jiang Cheng and others, but the other party did not react at all to his words.
"ah--!"
At this moment, Hasegawa suddenly heard a child's scream from behind, and immediately turned around and looked over.
"Look! Someone is floating there!" said a child, pointing at the head directly under the slide, floating downward on the water without moving.
"It's over! Have you been implicated by the one just now?!" Hasegawa hurriedly stepped forward to check, hugged his head, and shouted frantically, "Is there an accident finally still happening?!"
But at this moment, the long-haired man in a blue and white striped one-piece swimsuit, who was suspected to have been involved in the accident, stood up from the water, laughed twice, and raised the watermelon in his hand toward the shore, who was blindfolded and waving the wooden stick in his hand, shouting: "Elizabeth, the watermelon is cool! Yosi, just play with watermelon over there...wow!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, who were rushing down from the slide almost at the same time on a surfboard covered with lubricant, fainted directly, and the watermelon in their hands took off at the same time.
"Did you see it? You guys," Jiang Cheng, who had come to the shore safely, took a piece of watermelon handed over by Yin Shi, and said to the group of young ladies Baihua, "This is the normal way to play the slide!"
"Hi! We get it! Jiang Chengsama!" The young ladies raised their hands at the same time and responded.
"Remember, you must apply lubricant under the surfboard. There is no need for it!" Jiang Cheng continued seriously while eating watermelon, "Do you understand everything?"
"I understand!" ×n
"Whose victory was just now?" Yin Shi asked Yue Yong on the side, "I've suppressed myself for three hundred yuan."
"At the same time, the dealer will take all the money." Yue Yong replied lightly.
"How can I repair it!" Yin Shi shouted crazy.
"Yueyue, don't you play?" Jiang Cheng, who was pulled by a group of young ladies, asked Yue Yong on the side, "Everyone said it's very interesting and wanted to do it again."
"Hmph," Yue Yong snorted coldly, keeping her disdainful face, "I have no interest in that kind of thing."
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Chapter completed!