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Chapter 542: When it comes to summer, the swimming pool is a topic that cannot be avoided.

One day, Yoshihara.

"Brother Jiang Cheng, we're leaving for the swimming pool!" Qingta opened the door of Jiang Cheng's room and ran to Jiang Cheng with a thud and shouted excitedly.

"It's so noisy, stinky little guy." Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor with one hand on his head, lying on the side of the floor while eating watermelon and watching TV, said without looking back, "Swimming pool? What's the best place to go to?"

"Mom, please teach me how to swim!" Qingta lied without blushing and her heart was not beating.

"Swimming? Didn't you teach you last time?" Jiang Cheng's mouth was like a machine gun, spitting all the watermelon seeds into the trash can on the side, and then waved his hands impatiently, "And, don't you go to the dojo every day during the summer vacation? Don't bother me, get out quickly."

"It's so pitiful to go to the temple every day!" Qingta pouted, "And today Sister Miao and Xin Ge are not in the temple! It's boring to be alone in that kind of place! Besides, there is no air conditioner there! There will be heatstroke! Sister Miao and Xin Ge both said that you can rest at home when the hottest days are these days!"

"Haruta," Jiang Cheng sat up, showing a serious expression on his face, "Some things cannot be given up even if they are like this. Once you get used to it, your life will basically be over in the future. Once you encounter any difficulties, the first thing you think of is not to face the difficulties, but to escape. Do you don't care if you become that kind of guy? Do you really care?"

"I..." Qingta suddenly got stuck and asked weakly, "Is it okay to just take a day off?"

"Haruta, to be honest, I'm very disappointed." Jiang Cheng shook his head, sighed and continued, "Not only me, but also Yueyue. Everyone who looks at you is actually..."

"I understand!" Qingta shouted with her eyes closed, "Now I will go to the dojo! I will definitely not disappoint my mother!"

Looking at Haruta who turned around and ran out of the door with tears wiping his eyes, Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, and then stood up, "Ah~ Do good every day and do good every day. Today's education for children is over, and it's time to play."

At this time, Yue Yong, carrying two barrels of lubricating oil, pushed open Jiang Cheng's door and walked in, and asked, "Where is Haruta? Hiroshi, please let us teach him swimming today."

"I said that even in such a hot summer vacation, I didn't want to give up the practice of the dojo. I asked me to say hello to you for him and I won't go to the swimming pool or something." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, then made a look of emotion, "I'm really sensible, Qingta."

"Haruta...he is really sensible..." Heihe, who had arrived at some time, said with some relief.

"This is how children are. I don't know when they will become sensible." Jiang Cheng said with a little emotion.

"Then, the things you prepared are not useful." Yue Yong murmured as he looked at the lubricant in his hand.

"I can't use it..." Jiang Cheng silently complained, "What kind of swimming pool do you want to go to with you with such things? It's too early to go to such a swimming pool!"

"Swimming pool!" Suddenly, the voice of a young lady Baihua came, "Jiang Chengsama said she wanted to take us to the swimming pool!"

"Really?! Is it really OK?"

"Ah! So happy! Jiang Chengsama is finally ready to play that kind of game with us!"

Looking at the crowd of Baihua ladies who appeared in the house with excitement or only excitement on their faces, Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly: "No, I haven't said that, nor do I want to play with you something that wouldn't happen in an ordinary swimming pool. Why do everyone have two buckets of lubricant in their hands? Where do you want to go to the swimming pool?"

"Anyone that Jiang Chengsama likes is fine!" The young ladies Baihua spoke in unison.

"I don't like swimming pools!" Jiang Cheng shouted louder with blue veins.

"Then just stay in the house?" A young lady Baihua raised her hand and asked.

"Yeah, yes..." As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, "What a bad question! What a bad question is this!"

"Huh?! Does Jiang Chengsama like to be outdoors when she is indoors?!" A young lady Baihua exclaimed while covering her mouth.

"Hey, is it over?" Jiang Cheng complained in contempt.

"Jiang Chengsama, for today, I bought a new swimsuit!"

"So too, I bought the best swimsuit in the store!"

"And I..."

"Although I didn't buy a swimsuit, my underwear was chosen according to the taste that Jiang Cheng Sama likes."

"Hey! Wait for me!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand with a black thread and stopped him, "What does the taste I like? Can you stop talking about such bad things? How do you know the type I like?"

"The owner of the underwear shop said that men like this..." The Baihua member silently pulled a corner of his clothes and threw a charming look at Jiang Cheng.

"Yeah," Jiang Cheng nodded and commented seriously, "Eighty-ten..."

Just after he finished speaking, two kunai Jiang Chengs were tied to the back of his head and rolled his eyes and fell down.

...

On the other side, Oedo swimming pool.

Because of the summer vacation and the hot weather, there are endless children and young couples who come here to swim. Of course, one of the reasons is that it is the best swimming pool in Edo, and even an indoor water park is not too much. There are slides, small waterfalls, rest areas, and beverage areas.

Watching the playful group of children in the water, wearing only beach pants and wearing blue lifeguard costumes, blew the whistle.

"Okay, rest time." Gintoki held his hands and shouted to the children in the children's swimming pool, "Is your lips purple? Come up and stay for ten minutes, stinky kids."

"It's okay!"

"Stop worrying about us, lifeguard!"

The children expressed their dissatisfaction.

"Then it's up to you," Gintoki replied disapprovingly, "If you underestimate the swimming pool, it will cause irreversible things. I won't care at that time."

"Hahahaha, it's useless to scare us!" After saying this, the children turned around and went to play.

But at this moment, a girl's scream sounded, Kagura wearing a cheongsam swimsuit.

"What's wrong?!" Gintoki hurriedly trotted towards Kagura who was waving his hand on the shore.

"Mr. Lifeguard!" Kagura, who had two ponytails tied up, shouted exaggeratedly to Gintoki, "Please help us, my friend... He just found that his lips were purple, and in a blink of an eye, purple spreads... his whole body turned purple Aru!"

Looking at Shinbaji who was lying on the ground, wearing beach pants, rolling his eyes, and his whole body turned purple, still twitching from time to time, Gintoki scolded with a serious expression: "Idiot! That's why I warn you!"

As he said that, Gintoki squatted down and began to press Shinbaji's chest with his hands. "Fortunately, the glasses were barely infected by cysts. I immediately brought a warm towel, warm soup, gentle family and warm glasses!"

As he said that, Gintoki directly hit Shinbaji's chest with force and shouted: "Wake up quickly! Ishikawa!!"

The children in the children's swimming pool saw Xinbaji spitting out a large mouthful of purple liquid, rushed out of the pool and ran to the locker room in panic.

"You will be infected by purpuria!!"

Looking at the crowd of fleeing children in panic, Gintoki curled his lips and snorted softly, "Hmph, now you realize the horror of the swimming pool..."

Before he could finish speaking, Gintoki was hit on his head by Hasegawa, whose face had veins blew on his face at some point.

"What the hell are you doing!" The veins on Hasegawa's forehead were still beating, and he pulled his neck and spitted, "Didn't I ask you to come and see, don't let the guests drown?! Why do you want to panic!"

"Hassegawa Sang," Gintoki rubbed his head and turned to explain seriously, "The so-called swimming pool is only a line between death. The pain when the nose is infiltrated, and the green snot on his shoulders was touched. I forgot to take away the dirty underwear of the things that everyone laughed at. Only after knowing the horrors of these swimming pools can people have the right to play by the water."

"Then you don't have to know the horror of the whole body turning purple!" Hasegawa retorted angrily, then showed an almost begging expression and continued crazy, "To be honest, this is the job I finally found. Please do it seriously."

As he said that, Hasegawa put his hands on his hips and continued seriously: "Preserve the children who come here to create beautiful summer memories, and let them embark on the way home safely with memories. This is the mission of our lifeguards. Do you understand?"

"Yes, yes! Sir!" As he said that, Shinhachi and Kagura jumped into the pool at the same time.

"You two don't need to create memories!" Hasegawa shouted, then pointed at Shinhachi with an upset look on his face and continued, "Glasses! You! Haven't complained well recently? Work hard for me! Bastard!"

Gintoki, who was wearing sunglasses on a recliner behind Hasegawa, crossed his legs and pillowed his hands, looking indifferent, "Don't worry, their duty is to ensure everyone's safety in the water, and I will ensure everyone's safety in my dreams."

"You just want to sleep! Stupid Caprio!" Hasegawa turned around and shouted angrily.

...

He was dragged behind Hasegawa and moved up the stairs. Gintoki, who was helpless, made a sound like a canned fish: "Hey, spare me, I have seen enough of these little ghosts who are ascetic like Ken Watanabe's head. I came here to monitor them to appreciate those elastic giants."

"It's true that it's summer vacation, all the people who come here are little sluts..." Hasegawa, standing on a high place, held the telescope in his hand and kept looking around, but then, Hasegawa suddenly discovered something, "Hey? No, no, there are still some that should be there, and there are so many..."

"Wow!" Gintoe exclaimed, "Really, so many! And they are all together! They are all elastic big-breasted Puri girls!"

Just after he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly discovered something, put down the telescope in his hand, and replied to Hasegawa with a blank expression: "I've made a mistake, it's Arnold Snow-Niang Legion."

Just after he finished speaking, Gintoki, who was full of kunai on the back of his head and back, rolled his eyes and fell down.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng's voice came: "Oh, what a coincidence, Gintoki."

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was walking step by step, and the young ladies who were wearing various swimsuits and outstanding figures but still covering their faces around Jiang Cheng, Hasegawa said, "Come to take your family out for swimming?"

"Which eye can you tell?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, then pointed to Yue Yong, who was holding his hands and holding a cigarette pole behind him, and said with disdain, "It was all forced by these guys. I have no interest in this kind of swimming pool where all are children."
Chapter completed!
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