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Chapter 544: Men... always blindly pursuing mountains

"Because those idiots appear one after another, there are fewer and fewer guests." Hasegawa, who was patrolling the shore, said helplessly while gnawing on the watermelon in his hand, "not only should I look at the little ghosts, but also at the adults who teach others to play strange games."

"Yosi, there is a legitimate reason to monitor the giant-breasted Purima." Gintoki, who was watching around holding a telescope, replied seriously.

Hearing the sound, several black lines appeared on the back of Hasegawa's head, and he twitched half of his face and complained: "It seems that this guy is the most dangerous man..."

Just after he finished speaking, Hasegawa suddenly discovered something through a telescope, which was... A ponytail girl wearing a pink one-piece swimsuit in a children's swimming pool was teaching a little hag head wearing a blue one-piece swimsuit tied with a pair of ponytails to swim.

"What? You actually teach the little ghosts to swim in the children's swimming pool?!" Hasegawa's expression became a little serious, "Where are adults who are prohibited from swimming!"

"What?! Is it a big-breasted Puri girl?!" When he heard this, Gintoki got excited and looked in the direction Hasegawa looked.

"No, it's more Paul **man than a big-breasted Primma..." Hasegawa looked at the little girl in a blue one-piece swimsuit with a telescope.

"What! Is it a MAN with **?" Gintoki said in surprise, but then he changed his words after seeing it clearly, "Ah, are you talking about that MAN..."

"Hey! Wait for me!" Hasegawa suddenly discovered something, looked at the single ponytail girl in a pink swimsuit, and asked in confusion: "Is that little ghost... really a little ghost? She is quite big and taller than Paul **man."

"The little guys are all eating so well now, they are only tall." Gintoki looked at the girl in the pink yukata from bottom to top with the telescope in his hand, "Look, it's Robert Cliffs?"

"It's not like a cliff, it's better to say that it's a man?" Hasegawa replied, "That figure looks like a teenager."

"Strange, why did your vision become darker?" Gintoki asked in confusion.

“So too…”

Hasegawa had just finished speaking when he suddenly heard something broken in front of him. At the same time, Ah Miao, who was holding the telescope with both hands, stood in front of them and said with a smile: "Who are you talking about Robert Cliffs?"

"Sorry... I'm wrong..." Gintoki replied weakly.

"You are Sylvester Stallone, are you? Please sign me..." Hasegawa said quietly.

After crushing the two telescopes with bare hands, A Miao grabbed the two of them directly, "Isn't it the same?"

While shouting like this, Gintoki and Hasegawa were thrown into the swimming pool at the same time.

Gintoki, head-down, choked on a sip of water, struggled to stand up, his hands rushing to grab something randomly. Of course... so was Hasegawa.

Coincidentally, Gintoki's hand happened to grab the swimsuit on the chest of Kyuhide, who was sitting on the shore with his two ponytails tied with his chest. At the same time, Hasegawa's hand grabbed Kyuhideki's thigh.

The air...solidified.

Looking at the face blushing in front of him, Kyuubi began to tremble slightly from shame and anger, Gintoki whispered in a low face with sweat: "So... So that's it, it's indeed Paul **man..."

A second later, Kyuubi directly rose up, grabbed the two and threw them into the swimming pool, and was smashed to the iron fence and smashed them into the iron fence. They also screamed and vomited blood...

Kyuubi held his knees and squatted on the ground and sobbed, "That's why I said don't come, swimsuits, swimming pools, etc..."

"Xiao Jiu..." Ah Miao quickly touched her head and comforted her, then she shouted angrily at Gintoki and Hasegawa, who were floating on the water with blue veins and white eyes: "What have you two bastards done? Are you really looking for death?"

"This is a misunderstanding!" Gintoki, who was covered in blood, stood up and defended slowly, "We are just patrolling as lifeguards!"

Next to Gintoki was covered with blood on his shoulders. He didn't know if it was because of pain or fear of trembling all over his body. There were several children gathered next to the swimming pool, who were trembling and frightened because of the scene in front of him.

"Shut up! The nosebleeds are coming out! You perverts!" A Miao cursed angrily.

"Whatever you say is nose bleeding, it's because of you, we're all covered in blood!" Gintoki argued, "Besides, this is a children's swimming pool, and adults are forbidden to swim!"

Ah Miao, who was comforting Jiubingwei who was holding him and burying himself in front of his chest, retorted with a burst of veins: "There is nothing you can do! Because Xiaojiu said she couldn't swim, she came to contact him!"

As he said that, A Miao gently rubbed Jiubingwei's head and comforted him softly: "I'm sorry, Xiaojiu, it's all my fault that I have to bring you here so that you will be hurt..."

Jiubingwei, who was rubbing against A Miao's chest and his expression became subtle, shook his head gently.

"Xiao Jiu is subtly happy!" Gintoki complained hard, "Take the chaos and enjoy the current situation!"

"I can't stand it anymore!" As he said that, Ah Miao reached out and grabbed Hasegawa and Gintoki's clothes at the same time, "I want to take you to the police, so that's the fastest!"

"It's a misunderstanding when I say it!" Gintoki yelled while struggling.

At this moment, Kondo, who was holding the camera in his hand, with a snorkel mirror and a snorkel on his face, crawled out of the water, held a very refreshing and straightforward smile, and shouted with a thumbs up: "Miss Ah Miao! It's my turn to appear! The evidence has been perfectly recorded by the video recorder! It can be arrested as a current criminal!"

"Are you arrested!!" Ah Miao roared with white eyes and flew over and kicked her feet at the same time. Not only the camera, but also Kondo might have been trampled.

"Young Master!" Dongcheng, who was dressed like Kondo, held the camera in one hand and raised his thumb in the other hand and got up from the water. "The policeman's evil deeds have been recorded perfectly! In this way, the stalker will disappear and the battle will be successful!"

"I don't remember having a fixed battle!!" Jiubingwei shouted angrily and kicked Dongcheng into the water with the camera.

"Great, Yinsang~" Little monkeys wearing white swimsuits and almost the same outfit as the two fronts, held the camera and came out of the water and shouted excitedly: "I finally recorded it, Yinsang's breasts...ah--!!"

"Only you guy said, I don't want to do anything at all!" Gintoki kicked over and roared with white eyes.

Looking at the Kondo and the three of them buried in the swimming pool with their heads facing down, and the blood gradually spreading from around them, several children rushed to the shore as if they were running away.

"Another guest has escaped! Wait!" Seeing this, Hasegawa shouted quickly.

Just after he finished speaking, a little girl's voice came from the side.

"Look, there are bleeding people there too."

Hasegawa looked in the direction of the little girl and saw a man wearing a blue and white striped one-piece swimsuit lying face down on the water without moving, with a lot of blood around him.

"Hey! Hold on!" Hasegawa hurriedly ran over, "What's going on! Finally, even dead people appeared!"

"Hmm!" Gui stood up from the water, held the fish inserted into his right hand, and shouted to Elizabeth, who was drilling wood to make fire on the shore, "I caught it! Ah hahahahahaha... Elizabeth, make a fire quickly, there is a big meal tonight..."

Before he could finish speaking, Gui was knocked out by Jiang Cheng, Yue Yong, Kagura and Shinbaji who were slid down from the slide, and the harpoon in his hand was instantly taken off.

"How is it? Is it fun?" Jiang Cheng, who was safely on the shore, held his surfboard and raised his thumbs up, and said to Yue Yong beside him.

"Well... it's normal..." Yue Yong blushed slightly, and replied in a low voice.

"It's so exciting! I added lubricant and it feels like a real surfing!" Shinbaji said with a smile.

"Is that right?" Jiang Cheng smiled.

"I want to slim down by myself this time!" Kagura snatched the surfboard in Jiang Cheng's hand and rushed out first.

"Hey! So cunning! Kagura-chan!" Shinbaji hurriedly chased after him, "It's more fun to play together!"

"Jiang Chengsama! Let's go with me this time!" For some reason, Baihua members, who were covered in lubricant, walked over with their respective surfboards.

"Didn't it be enough to just apply lubricant under the surfboard?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"It's ready! Jiang Chengsama!" Ge Ye, who had recovered at some point, walked over with a surfboard in his arms.

"So too!" He carried the mace in one hand, the surfboard in the other hand, and the corners on his head... The heretic pills that should have been treated by Ge Ye also came over.

"Jiang Chengsama is our thing!" The young ladies shouted, looking at Ge Ye and the Westward Want torture.

"When did I become an item?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Jiang Chengsama~ You just said that the lubricant can be applied under it, and they have already...ah!"

Before Ge Ye could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng kicked him out again.

"Jiang Chengsama, you can apply wherever you want." The heretic pill, who had already lying in the bedding, pointed to a bucket of lubricant beside him and said, "Spray! Come on!"

Another blow kick was kicked, and the Westward Maple wrapped in bedding was kicked away dozens of meters away.

"Really, the level is too low," a young lady Baihua curled her lips disdainfully, "That method is left over from us!"

"Yes, it's absolutely incomparable to us~"

"For those of this level, it's better to go home honestly~"

Jiang Cheng:...

...

Hasegawa, who sat on the bench and looked at the absence of a guest other than his acquaintance, lowered his head and sighed, "It has become an idiot in the state of being a place to book a venue, a rare peak season..."
Chapter completed!
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