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The captain insisted on his own, causing the people below to complain. Indeed, the internal affairs of the sailors were simpler than folding square quilts. But the captain said everything, and we had no choice.

So for a long time, our brigade was looking for the human-shaped mat the captain mentioned.

Humph, you guys underestimate me so much that I changed the mat the next day, and I have never slept on the mat since then.

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Speaking of folding quilts, my quilt was still good. At that time, my quilt was the best in our team five.

And because of folding the quilt, I made a small profit.

This is the thing. Stacking a quilt does not mean just stacking. There is a very critical step, which is to press the quilt. Because the cotton inside the new quilt is very fluffy, there is no way to stack the edges without compacting it.

At this time, all kinds of methods appear, such as using your hand to press, using your hand inch inch by hand, such as splashing water on it to get wet, and then pressing again. There are countless other methods.

But I don't need it, my way is to sleep.

So when everyone was spreading the quilt on the ground and pressing it hard, I just needed to spread the quilt and lie on it and have a good sleep.

Unfortunately, this method is not something that everyone can use. There is no way, who can make you less than two hundred pounds?

But soon a sharp-eyed person discovered my humanoid quilt press, and every night someone would secretly come to my bed with two bottles of drinks and pray to me to help them press the quilt.

Don’t get me wrong. I am definitely not greedy for these two bottles of drinks. I am mainly helping others.

So just as I was under night after night, one square quilt after another was born.

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However, this business lasted only half a month and couldn't do it. I originally wanted to drink enough free drinks for two months.

The reason why I couldn't do it was not that the captain discovered it, but that I received complaints from many people that there was a stinking smell on the quilt I pressed over, which was severe, and the white salt stains could even appear in human form.

I can't blame you for this. In such a hot day, how can I not sweat when I lie on the quilt?

But the problem is that even if you take the quilt I slept with, the smell will still exist. A dormitory exudes my fragrance everywhere, which is really unacceptable.

Humph, I just sweat a lot! I just take a shower every three days! Cut!

49

Everyone, after reading so many stories from me, maybe you will see me as a mental retarded. But let me tell you that in front of a real mental retarded, I am already a genius like Hawking.

I remember that I took a physical examination before going to the army. One item was to check physical coordination. So we were naked and walked into the examination room of the internal medicine department.

As soon as he entered the door, an old doctor who looked sixty years old and gray-haired, held his glasses and said to us: "Put the things on the table."

We nodded, then went up one by one and placed the physical examination form on the doctor's desk. As a result, only one buddy walked to the table and tiptoed to put his own Gigi on the table.

At that moment, the room was as quiet as if it was dead. The old doctor looked at this guy Jiji with a look of myocardial infarction. After a while, the old doctor cursed: "You are so sick, I'll let you put the physical examination form over."

"Ah? The physical examination form?" The guy reacted and quickly put the physical examination form on the table.

Another doctor next to him quickly patted the old doctor on the chest and said, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, calm down."

It took a long time for the old doctor to recover, and looked at the four of us with a helpless expression and said, "Come on a circle."

"Oh." The four of us said oh, and then the three of us turned around in the same place. And the guy just now inexplicably pinched his Jiji and drew a perfect circle in the air.

In a trance, I seemed to hear the sound of a nerve breaking in the old doctor's head.

The next moment, the old doctor stood up and roared: "I'm going to let you go around in the same place. Why are you playing with you for a few games?"

"Sorry." The guy looked embarrassed, and then hurriedly circled around.

The old doctor shook his head and escaped from the drawer a bottle of something called Baoxin Pill. After taking a few pills, he slowly walked over and said to us, "Everyone bent down."

This is a test for hemorrhoids. As a high-educated person who graduated from elementary school, everyone knows it. The first person the old doctor examined was the god brother who had nothing to do. As a result, as soon as the old doctor started checking, we heard a 'puff'.

"roll!"

In this way, all four of us were kicked out. Now that I thought about it, I was able to pass the physical examination at that time. It was really a blessing in life.

50

On the last day of the recruits leaving, we all sat cross-legged and talked. I don’t know who made the comments, but suddenly everyone started talking about their dreams.

Xiaotian said that his dream was to join the Marine Corps. He wanted to defend the dignity of his motherland with his life. As a result, he went to the Haiqin Cooking Class and became a member of the Cooking Class with good physical fitness.

The doctor said that he wanted to be a doctor who cures the disease by medicine, and then he was assigned to the health team to hang salt water bottles for everyone every day.

My new recruit squad leader’s dream is a bit unique. He wants to sleep until he wakes up naturally. However, this dream is almost impossible to realize in the army. However, he was assigned to the Liaoning ship, which is the best one among us.

Erpeng is a child of 1993. Before coming, he was deeply influenced by the movies of the Young and Dangerous, and he kept talking about the world. In the end, he was sent to guard the island. One person and one dog is really a dog at the beginning, and the equipment is all about picking up.

I am quite unique. My dream is that I won’t gain weight even if I eat it casually. So now I am used to cooking incense sticks after I finish eating, and the fate will naturally disappear.

The monk's dream is the most strange. He tells us that he wants to be a hero with great martial arts skills.

Brother, your martial arts skills are already very high. Look at my injuries, half of them come from you.

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The monk's fist was about one-third larger than the normal fist. When we were in the queue, we were focusing on the strength of the arm swing hole.

OK, you can be powerful in Kong Wu, but you can't be powerful in a perverted way.

I was next to the monk at that time. In order to let us practice swinging our arms and wiping the stitches, Jia Qu left only one punch to each other when we walked in a row.

This problem arises. I am with the monk. Not to mention wiping the stitches, even if I don’t have one hand, the monk can make the sound of three stitches. This guy’s fist is not only big, but also as hard as steel. My right hand was beaten by him at that time, all of my right hand was blue. Later, I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I applied to change seats with Jia District.

After that, the poor Erpeng dislocated his right hand. Erpeng, I'm sorry for you.
Chapter completed!