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Sometimes I consider whether everyone believes in the stories I tell in my book, just like the cover of my book (no one praises my cover, I made it myself, this is my boat, this is where I work!) I really draw yellow circles on my cover, but because you have no reply, I doubt whether no one believes my cover.

With this question, I went to Baidu to learn about this book. As a result, I found that the credibility of my book is really low, because on the website that pirated my book, the category of my book is - fantasy magic.

It seems that I am about to become a cross-age character, a man who uses magic to shoot cannons on warships. It seems that I have to try a magic style, such as if I let go of a forbidden spell magic and recover the Diaoyu Islands.

Then he stood on the Tokyo Tower and shook his body. The people of the island country kowtowed and surrendered to my turtle spirit like pounding garlic.

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Speaking of this topic, I really want to say something. As the saying goes, all walks of life have their own unspoken rules, and you must act along these unspoken rules so that things will not go astray.

For example, King Wen pulled a cart for 800 steps, and the Zhou Dynasty was lucky for 800 years. Imagine this scene. 80-year-old Jiang Ziya was sitting in the car and said to King Wen: "You pull it, I will protect you for many years of luck for dynasty."

When King Wen heard this, he was overjoyed and took off his coat and showed his green muscles. So King Wen's identity as the Hulk was exposed, and he ran away with Jiang Ziya's carriage.

At this time, what should you do if you are Jiang Ziya?

If I were Jiang Ziya, then I could only take out Thanos's infinite gloves and say to King Wen: "You dare to take one more step if you take eight hundred steps, and I will snap my fingers and ask you to play over."

If you think about it carefully, isn't this kind of picture very weird? Yes, this is the so-called unspoken rule. Therefore, there should not be magic in military novels, and at most it is alien technology.

hohoho, maybe my identity as Ultraman will be exposed at the end of this book! Hahahaha!

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The unspoken rule of military novels is to be upright, just, serious, and passionate. But then again, everyone should understand one thing. When we went to the army, we were only in our twenties. What was your twenties like?

To give a simple example, have you never escaped classes in college, ordered takeout, or played computer all night? Yes, these things will happen, so even if the troops have iron discipline to suppress it, it will be difficult to suppress our vigorous passion.

Speaking of this, I will talk about the kitchen class again. Everyone should subconsciously think that the people in the kitchen class are quite fat.

I tell you, you all guessed wrongly. The people in the kitchen are often the thinnest in the team. If you ask me why, then I will explain it to everyone slowly.

First of all, this is the food in the army. No matter how proficient you are in cooking, the ingredients are frozen for several days, and you have basically lost.

Secondly, no matter how interested you are in cooking, you will have no interest in cooking every day. Just like it is rare to let you eat KFC once, you will find it delicious. What if you let you eat it every day? Yes, you will still find it delicious. Anyway, I have been eating meat for more than 20 years and haven’t been tired of it.

OK, don’t learn from me, I’m afraid I can’t change these habits in my life, so don’t learn from me.

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Of course, you have to eat good things occasionally before you feel delicious. For example, if you take a vacation in the army, you will take a break once a year, and once every 20 days. Will you feel very happy?

This feeling is beautiful to think about, so I basically have to get thirty pounds back every time I take a vacation. There is no way, the buffet boss likes me so much that they will not be happy if I don’t support me.

Speaking of this, I will talk about another unspoken rule. Do you all agree that the soldiers in the army are in good health?

To be honest, this is a lie to you. Just like athletes, do you see how many athletes in this world can live for a hundred years?

In fact, excessive exercise causes great sports damage. There is an old squad leader on our boat, one ten kilometers a day and one ten kilometers a night. Not long after, he appeared at the 442 Hospital in Ningde. The cause was excessive wear of soft tissue on the knee.

Look, is this very scary? So to avoid this situation, I try to exercise as little as possible. Staying still is the way to live long. Everyone must believe me. I am definitely not doing this because I am lazy, but for my health.

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Well, those above are all jokes, regulations are regulations, discipline is discipline, and no one who should be followed can escape.

Soldiers need to exercise because we really need a strong body. Our navy has been going to sea for more than twenty days, and there is a lack of fresh water, vegetables, and food at the sea. The biological clock is completely disrupted, and there is no sunshine in the military cabin for a long time. At this time, a person's physical fitness will be fully reflected. For example, I, don't look at me, I am still in good health. I will not fall off every time I go on the boat, eat, drink, watch TV, and write novels.

I can do the meat that others can’t eat, I can do the drinks that others can’t drink, and I can go around the work that others can’t do. In this way, every time I go to sea, others can lose two pounds, but only I will gain two pounds, hey...

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Sorry, I'm a little far away, let's go back to the academic barracks.

No matter how I talk about it, I still learned a lot of postures under the guidance of the monk. For example, the Thomas spiral I mentioned before, although I still couldn't do the rollover, I could still practice turning around and kicking.

After I finished practicing, I was very excited and asked the boss if he was beautiful.

The boss nodded and said to me firmly: "How beautiful, a fat man with a 200-pound pound can still be so flexible. It's so beautiful."

Boss, if I hadn't thought of your age, I would have beaten you down at that time.

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Speaking of flexibility, I remembered something happened two days ago.

My wife often says I don’t have a waist. Why? I am an alien? I can’t have one less body than an ordinary person? But my resistance has always been weak because... I seem to have never found this organ that should exist in theory.

Two days ago, I seemed to have a little back pain due to too much typing, so my typing posture has been very strange recently.

My wife also asked me in confusion when she saw my posture: "Why are you doing such a charming posture?"

I replied: "It's not because of the back pain."

"Wait~~~~?" My wife looked up and down on me suspiciously.

Made, this look made me angry. I said furiously: "My bucket hurts, it's okay if my bucket hurts!"
Chapter completed!