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Our team five is in the southeast corner, and the driver is in the northwest corner. So I had to carry such a box of ‘abc’ across the entire team.

At this time, the conscripts were all divided. It was Saturday, and a lot of people were playing basketball on the basketball court, and the entire team was filled with people.

It was so stunning that I appeared in front of the conscripts. The eyes of the people who saw me were almost the same, with an expression of incredible belief.

My face was almost stuffed into the abc box, and the boss hid behind me without saying a word, looking invisible.

When I walked past a conscript, the conscript looked at the box in my hand in surprise and murmured to himself: "The soft touch is like a new skin. Change is just for more perfection."

fuck, why are you printing so many advertising slogans in a broken cardboard box? And that stupid one, why do you read it out if you have nothing to do? Do you want to give you a flying feeling!

People were pointing fingers along the way, and I didn't know who I came back.

Back on the third floor, I threw this box of KFC into the dormitory and shouted: "I tell you, I will never pay the money this time, you will spread my share."

"Why!" Everyone was dissatisfied.

"If you don't agree, you can try to cross the entire brigade with this box."

At this time, everyone realized that this box was filled with ABC boxes. So a roaring laughter rang out in my dormitory, and even Teacher Li couldn't help it.

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In just two days, three rumors spread in the brigade. One was that there were female soldiers in the fifth team, one was that a fat man helped the female soldiers buy a box of ABC, and the last was that ABC had a fried chicken flavor, which was very rich and could penetrate the carton.

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After that, I will open a chapter about drinking in the army. The prohibition has only started in the past two years. When I went there, the control of alcohol was not that serious. However, drinking is not a simple matter. Speaking of drinking in the army, it is really a mess. Some people don’t have liver, some don’t have kidneys, some don’t have heart, and some don’t have stomach.

But our army became awesome when drinking. Some people don’t want their wives, some don’t have children, some don’t have money, and the most awesome is Zhang Sen, who doesn’t even want his life.

This is detailed later, but this year I will first talk about the wine I drank in the barracks.

My dear Teacher Li has a nickname in the fifth team, called the Old Cadre. Why? Because he is the oldest non-commissioned officer in the brigade and has the shape of a deputy cadre, he is called the Old Cadre. Faced with such a person, Grandpa Bi will often turn a blind eye, which also benefits us a lot.

One day, the old cadre went out to get a bunch of barbecues, so we went to buy beer with great sensibility.

I never saw beer at a convenience store, but then I realized that it was just because we didn’t know the secret code.

So on a dark and windy night, the monk and I sneaked into the back door of the convenience store. After meeting the code with each other, we both brought back four boxes of beer.

Teacher Li has a good alcohol tolerance, and his second brother and eldest brother are from the north, but he also has a good alcohol tolerance. As for me, my alcohol tolerance is a bit average, and it is not enough to drink at most one box.

Five people drank four boxes of beer, but I felt that I hadn't eaten a few skewers of barbecue, and I had already drunk a dozen beer.

The monk has the worst alcohol tolerance. After all, he can't blame him for coming from Shaolin Temple. But it's embarrassing to make the wine poor. After getting drunk, this guy hugged my shoulder and said to me, "Let me tell you, you and I are real brothers. Mao Sanbai is not my brother, that guy is just trash."

I was drunk too much at that time, and looked blind. Then I hugged the boss next to me and said, "Mao Sanbai is garbage, then me, then me, who am I here?"

The boss also drank too much, and looked at me with eyes that were not eyes, and his nose was not nose. After staring at me for a long time, he pulled the second brother beside me in confusion and asked, "What, the second brother, what is his name?"

"I don't know my name. Isn't this a bad pen? You, you, just call it a bad pen." My second brother pointed at me for a long time and said something to me.

So that night, I licked my pussy face and called me a bad pen to others. It was so shameful to think about it.

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The old cadre also drank too much, but he was not drunk. He looked at me with a look of vicissitudes of life. If I remember correctly, he should have said this at that time.

"I've come to an end on the road of the army, but you still have hope. Go to the warships in the future and work hard. If you love this army and the navy, there are high-term organization on the warships that can last a lifetime. Work hard and become an excellent high-term non-commissioned officer in the future."

As I said before, a high-level non-commissioned officer like my team leader Lao Li is a high-level non-commissioned officer. He has been in the sixth period and can choose to retire until the seventh period is 30 years old.

But don’t think that high-end non-commissioned officers are so easy to do, just like Old Li, with an occupational disease. They are obviously in their early forties and seem to be able to use old people to get stuck. They have devoted their lives to this army, youth, love, and dreams. They are the cutest people in the world.

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As the weather gets colder, the radiator I broke before is finally coming to use. I was very excited when I turned on the radiator for the first time. This is the first time I enjoyed the radiator.

However, the effect is far from as good as I thought. Only Teacher Li's bed near the radiator could barely feel the heat. He who is close to the door like me doesn't feel anything at all.

I was confused, was it wrong? As a result, the boss told me that our brigade did not have heating, so the radiator required the boiler room to heat it slowly, and the warmer the radiator became.

So I believed it and took the coat pressed on my quilt. The next morning, I woke up naturally, but was awakened by the cold. Looking at the still-free dormitory, I began to wonder if the radiator was broken.

The boss was also very surprised about what was going on, so we went to find the old man in the boiler room while we were having dinner. As a result, the old man looked at us innocently and said, "You are nonsense, how could you warm up all night? Your captain asked me to burn until twelve o'clock, so I went home after twelve o'clock. I didn't burn anymore, how could you have heat?"

Then Captain Jia, come here, I want to talk to you about this matter, what is the situation when it only burns until twelve o'clock? Will Qingdao warm itself in winter?

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When it comes to boiling hot water, I have another thing to talk about. At that time, the boiler room next to our fifth team was not open, so we had to go to the brigade department to get hot water. Once everyone went out for a business trip, I went to fetch water by myself. So I brought eight thermos bottles to fetch water in one breath.

It happened to be seen by the captain. Captain Jia was surprised and praised me for being a "good Chinese comrade-in-arms"!
Chapter completed!