This book has no outline and is strictly just my own essay, recalling my strange military career over the past few years.

Because of this, I don’t write exactly according to the timeline, and I write whatever I think of.

I will introduce many comrades from my new recruit battalion before, and I will introduce one of my comrades from my warship.

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I am recruiting non-commissioned officers directly. 99% of this special military service are used to fight the troops. I went to a frigate brigade in Ningde City, Fujian Province. Because it may involve some military information, I will not explain it in detail.

On the warship, I knew a man named Zhang Sen. Why did I mention him specifically? Because he looks very similar to Lao Niu.

The first time I met him was at our captain's birthday party. At that time, our captain celebrated his 36th birthday, and everyone gathered to celebrate his birthday.

The meeting room was filled with a pleasant atmosphere until the lights in the meeting room suddenly went out.

Before the candle was lit, the lights were turned off, and the dark conference room was in chaos. In the chaos, I heard a muffled sound, and then I heard the screams of our captain. By the way, our captain's screams were a bit like a screaming chicken, and I could only think about it.

After the light was turned on, all of us were shocked. The captain's face was covered with cream, and someone just slapped the big cake directly on our captain's face.

At this time, Zhang Sen stood up and shouted with a serious look on his face: "Who did it? It's too much!"

The captain looked embarrassed, but he could only laugh and said, "It's okay, it's okay." However, at this moment, I saw Zhang Sen wipe the cream from his hands with his back.

When Zhang Sen turned his head, he noticed me. We looked at each other and smiled, and then continued to shout and catch the thief.

On this day, I met Zhang Sen, a veteran who looked upright on the outside but inexplicably vulgar inside.

35

To remember a person one must have some special highlights. For example, there is a god in my dormitory that I will never forget even if I have Alzheimer's disease.

The monk, a big brother from 1989, why do I call him a monk? Because he is really a monk from Shaolin Temple!

When I first met him, I didn’t know that he was from Shaolin Temple. Until one day, my recruit squad leader and the bad boy Erpeng discussed "How to minimize injuries when landing from the third floor."

The two discussed the discussions very enthusiastically, and the scene was at a deadlock for a while.

At this moment, the monk emerged from nowhere. In the stunned silence of everyone, he jumped directly from the window on the third floor.

From the start of the monk's storm, to the end of which he jumped down the stairs, it took only five seconds. And in these five seconds, if we express our expressions in slow close-ups, it should be "doubt-understanding-bad premonition-surprise-panic-panic-lasting-faced confusion."

The inner monologue should be 'What he is going to do! What he is going to do!'' Damn, don't!''I'll go, I'll go, I'll jump!'''Damn, it's all okay!'

After the monk jumped downstairs, I rushed downstairs to look, but I remembered the monk for the rest of my life.

Now I am here to popularize the correct posture for jumping off a building (don’t learn it for kids!). The correct posture is to put your hands on the ground, and then the impact force rolls forward.

Of course there are two prerequisites: one is that your arms must be strong enough, and the other is that you cannot weigh 200 kilograms.

On that day, our whole team knew that we had a colleague from Shaolin Temple! And our dormitory also had more rules, that we were not allowed to jump off the building!

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Since we talked about the monk, we will also talk about the Xiaotian, the Imperial Heaven Supervisor in our dormitory.

If you ask me what is the most fun thing about the recruit camp, it must be raining, because we don’t need to train when it rains.

As for why Xiaotian is called the Imperial Heaven Supervision? Because he likes to predict the weather very much.

On the first day of training, he told me early in the morning that it would definitely rain if there were fish-sized clouds in the sky.

The sun shone brightly on that day, and the temperature was 35℃!

The next day he told me that he felt when watching the moon yesterday, the moon was blurred, and there must be rain today!

The next day, the sun was shining brightly and the temperature was 36℃!

On the third day, he told me that he saw ants climbing a tree, and there will be rain today!

The third day was the scorching sun, and the temperature was 37℃!

Day 4...

I predicted it for half a month and told us every day that it was raining, so we were exposed to the sun for half a month.

In fact, there was only one rain in my recruit camp in two months. This rain was about to end when the recruit camp was about to end. Xiaotian told me that there would definitely be no rain today.

Xiaotian, if the ancient Imperial Heaven Prison was at your level, let alone the nine tribes, even the ninety tribes were not enough for the emperor to cut it!

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The biggest difference between me and ordinary recruits is my unique weight. Do you ask me if I want to lose weight in the army? To be honest, I really didn’t at the beginning, but something that happened a few days later gave me the urge to lose weight.

Don’t get me wrong, this matter has nothing to do with physical training, it’s a physical examination for new recruits.

The main physical examination for the recruits was a blood draw. At that time, everyone lined up to draw blood in the scorching sun. The blood draw was a nurse from Qingdao Hospital (which hospital was forgotten in detail) and a health officer from our army.

The little angel in white has always been a man's dream, so when I was queuing up, I kept begging for the little angel in white to help me draw blood. As expected, my dream came true, and I was really the nurse sister who helped me draw blood.

Unfortunately, it was my turn and I regretted it.

I don’t know whether it was because of my horoscope and this young lady’s disagreement, or whether she was in a bad mood today. When she patted my arm several times and found that my blood vessel could not be found, I obviously saw the veins on her forehead swelling.

I saw her clench her small fist tightly, raise her hand with murderous intent, and punch my arm.

However, my nightmare did not end there. After the first punch, my blood vessels were still not found. So the nurse sister seemed to have made some decision. Her eyes turned cold and she used a "Tianma Meteor Fist" to me.

The brothers behind me saw this scene and his eyelids twitched! His eyes were filled with deep fear!

Before I could get an injection, I had already lost most of my life. After a while, the nurse seemed to have noticed something, a hint of joy flashed in her eyes, and then she slapped my arm in one go.

However, it was useless, and there was no bleeding after one needle. Then the nurse sister did something tragic to me, and she actually used the needle to penetrate my arm.

Even the brother standing behind me couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help but say, "Sister Nurse, are you sewing clothes?"

Yes, on that day, I was slapped seven or eight times, and I punched it for ten times. The needle was picked up several needles in my arm. In the end, their nurse came out and slapped it twice before I finished my blood draw.
Chapter completed!