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Grandpa Bi looked at me who was facing him with his butt at the toilet door, and his face turned pale.

And I was at a loss. I just wanted to fart happily. How could I even meet people here?

Grandpa Bi held his face for a long time. Just when I thought he was down, Grandpa Bi took a deep breath and said, "Fatty Mao, I have been tolerating you for a long time. Are you a person on earth? Are you a Gatlin or a sweet potato? Do you practice sprinkling beans and soldiers here? What kind of thing you put on? A fart was released for more than 30 seconds, and it smelled so bad that I couldn't even breathe. Do you still have humanity!"

Only then did I realize that Grandpa Bi didn't say anything just now, but was so smothered that he couldn't speak anymore.

But then again, I can't blame me for this. You don't turn on the lights when you go to the bathroom by yourself. How do I know there are people here?

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However, when it comes to not turning on the lights in the toilet, there are really many things to say about Xuebian. There are many toilets in Xuebian, and there are several large toilets that are far away from the building.

Maybe you will ask why you need to build toilets so far away from the building. This will bring some other topics. For example, when recruits come in thousands, it is not enough to rely on a few pits in the building alone, so you can only prepare pits for recruits who are anxious to use the toilet in a place far away from the building. In addition, you must prevent monks from being able to put the toilet in such a way... I won't say this, okay, it's mainly the fault of the monks.

Before I got out of the company, the recruits came in December. So the situation of "washing overflowing" began to increase, but the monk and I were not aware of this situation at that time.

While standing guard at the ammunition depot, suddenly the monk and I wanted to go to the toilet, and then we could only let the old squad leader in the squad watch, and we went to the toilet together.

As for why two people need to go to the toilet, it is a bit embarrassing to say this, but it has to be said that the main reason is that the journey is long and there are no lights along the way, so it is really a bit scary.

After finally getting to the toilet, we both rushed to the pit closest to us while saying that the things might not be clean at night.

As soon as I took off my pants, I hadn't squatted down yet, I felt a chill coming from my butt. When I was scared, I heard an anxious voice: "Brother, someone!"

I don’t know if it was because of the one who was too cold or was scared. Anyway, I didn’t hold it in at that time, so I heard a series of ‘Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff.

The young man holding my butt probably didn't expect me to have this reaction, and he was so scared that he sat in the pit.

Because of this, I was laughed at by the monk for a long time. Until now, when we chat on QQ, he often laughed at me for this matter. This wretched monk did not look like a monk at all.

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The miracle doctor has said before that all kinds of instincts in the human body can be suppressed, just like switches. As long as you find the right switch, you can effectively stop them.

I thought it made sense at the time, so I asked him what the fart switch was and how to suppress it?

The miraculous doctor looked at me with a complicated expression, and then told me that each switch has a shelf life. I visually found that the switch I farted only has a shelf life of ten months, so I expired as soon as I was born.

I seriously suspect that this bastard is scolding me.

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Going back to what happened before, after Grandpa Bi was hit by me with a 'Gatling', he was in a meeting the next day and said passionately in the crowd: "We cannot be giants who speak or shorts who act. More importantly, we cannot be crazy people who fart!"

When Grandpa Bi was talking, he glanced at me desperately, but I decisively lowered my head as if I didn't see it.

184

One day before joining the army, my mother and I watched Ni Ping's show looking for children. I was moved by that time, and my mother and I were crying so hard.

After crying for a while, I suddenly asked my mother: "If I get lost, will you be anxious?"

My mother wiped her tears and said, "Isn't this nonsense? We will definitely be anxious."

Just when I was moved, my mother continued, "Whoever loses two hundred kilograms of meat, you must be anxious."

That day I sat on the balcony and thought about where to start looking for my biological parents.

185

My biological clock has always been very punctual and will wake up naturally when I am on time. However, to be on the safe side, I still have the habit of setting an alarm clock.

One day during the class meeting, someone started asking me how I kept it early.

I said it was a habit, and asked them how they woke up in the morning.

The monk said that he was woken up by the bell in the temple. To be honest, this answer is quite worthy of sympathy.

The boss said he was woken up by their dog.

The second brother said that he slept until he woke up naturally every day.

Xiao Bayi said proudly that he was the happiest way to wake up every day, and was woken up by his girlfriend's kiss.

Xiaoba said with excitement, which made us single dogs uneasy. So the second brother said leisurely: "Oh, this is the first time I have seen an inflatable doll with this function."

186

Here I should introduce Xiaoma. Xiaojiu Xiaoma is a child a bit like Erpeng. It is not that he is a completely bad boy, but he is really not good at speaking.

Moreover, although Xiaoma is very young, she can smoke and drink anything. His parents sent him here, mainly because he wanted to endure some hardship and be subject to some rules. As for why he came himself, friends who have read the previous chapters should still remember it. Yes, he is trying to maintain his kidneys.

One day in the big toilet, he smoked a cigarette after getting on the big size, and then threw the cigarette butt, which happened to be inserted into the center of the Yonetian Gong, and his head was facing upwards.

At the same time, the monk happened to walk past him. Looking at the lump in his pit, the monk suddenly twitched his head and said to Xiaoma: "Happy birthday?"

According to people familiar with the matter, the pony rushed towards the monk that day without wearing any pants.

The wise monk had already put on his pants and ran away.

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Those who come to join the army are all young and energetic guys, who have a bad temper, can understand it at all, so fighting in the army is not a big deal.

However, looking at the barracks, there is only one fight incident that I can remember, that is, one day in the canteen, two young men from the first district team started fighting for no reason.

I had forgotten what happened at that time. I remember that when the two of them were fighting until they were hot, one of the young men picked up the pots and pans next to them and threw them at the other person. After throwing away all the spoons, pots and bowls, the guy picked up another plate and threw it out.

As a result, just as the plate was thrown out, Wang Cai, who was in the ammunition depot next to him, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he ran over excitedly and jumped over, and caught the plate in the air.

All of us were shocked at that time, and then we saw Wangcai happily running out with the plate in his mouth. Grandpa Bi, not far away, screamed, and then chased Wangcai desperately, shouting, "Die dog, stop for me, that's my bowl!"
Chapter completed!