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By the way, I seem to have never told you about the composition of the Xuebian Barracks. The Xuebian Barracks and the New Barracks are somewhat different. The classes here are large classes and are divided according to their majors.

I remember that at that time, the first district team learned about navigation, the second district team learned about newspapers, and we were weapons.

There are only two weapons majors in studying the barracks, one is French single one hundred, and the other is ordinary double one hundred. What I learned is French single one hundred, and it is Class 1 of the third district team.

The majors are divided in advance, so we have no choice. However, as Class 1, there are fewer people than Class 2, which still makes me feel very strange. There are more than 30 people in the third district team, and our Class 1 has only thirteen or fourteen, while Class 2 has about twenty.

However, small classes still have the benefits of small classes, because there are only two dormitories on the third floor of Team 5, one dormitory is a super large dormitory, which can sleep 24 people, while I slept with ten people in the small dormitory.

In addition to the nine of us in our dormitory, there is also a teacher Li, who is our administrator.

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On the first day of moving into the dormitory, Teacher Li organized us to introduce himself.

At that moment, everyone looked at each other. Just as I was about to break the embarrassment, the monk took the lead in breaking the silence.

"My surname is Huang, *** that Huang."

As soon as the monk opened his mouth, I obviously saw Teacher Li’s face distorted, looking at the monk like a ghost. Of course, it was not only Teacher Li at that time, but even us were shocked. This was the first time I saw someone introducing his surname to use such a word.

The scene was quieter than before. After a while, Lao Ba Xiaoduan stood up and said loudly: "I am Duan, the one who has broken into pieces."

At that time, we were shouting "Damn" in our hearts, can you still be more normal?

Then Xiaojiu Xiaoma stood up and said with a embarrassed look: "My surname is Ma, Wuma's dismembered horse."

"My surname is Jiao, burnt Jiao."

"My surname is Li, and my fruit ninja cut Muzi Li."

.....

The scene was once chaotic, and under the strange beginning of the monk, everyone began to not know what they were talking about.

Finally, I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet, and I must guide the track back. So I said, "My surname is Mao, I plucked the Mao."

To be honest, I myself forgot why I was thinking about guiding the trajectory back, but I went off the wrong way as soon as I opened my mouth.

Later I heard Teacher Li discuss with Yu District, who is in charge of class 2 next door, whether to change the dormitory to carry it. He thought that the people in this class might have some problems with their brains.

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After the first day of the communication of the mentally ill, we finally got to know each other. Of course, the monk and I were the first people to let everyone remember. After all, we were the two of us who made everyone rush out of the building twice in a day.

As usual, we will ask why everyone comes here to join the army.

Other people's answers are quite normal, only Xiaojiu Xiaoma's answers are still fresh in my memory.

When asked why Xiaoma came to join the army, Xiaoma suddenly turned her head and looked out the window, looking at the white clouds outside showing a vicissitudes of her face.

Xiao Ma said: "Two years ago, I had a girlfriend."

At that time, we were all confused. We were not asking why we came to join the army? Why did we suddenly talk about our girlfriend for no reason?

Then Xiaoma continued, "I was very happy at first, but then I found something wrong. My girlfriend doesn't like going out shopping, traveling, and even eating. So we were together. In the morning, I was pressed on the bed and had a sex meal. After work, I was pulled on the sofa and had a sex meal. I had sex before taking a shower, and had sex before going to bed. I couldn't sleep and chat, and had sex again. A year later, I couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to break up, but my girlfriend refused to die, and she hung me up for three days."

"To be honest, the two months I have been in the army for the best in the past few years." I still remember Xiaoma's expression of looking at the sky with a desperate expression.

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To be honest, Xiaoma’s incident has given me a certain shadow on having a girlfriend. To be honest, now that as I get older, I really find that a girlfriend like Xiaoma will really make men live longer.

However, at that time, everyone was basically not affected by the army, so everyone should do whatever they wanted, and they did not suppress the female soldiers' desire to move at all.

Later, Teacher Li found me privately and asked me to stop everyone's "friendship" behavior so as not to cause any big trouble.

To be honest, am I such a ignorant person? Will I do something like betraying my comrades? Yes, of course I won’t, unless I take me to a hot pot meal, there will be discussions.

Later... Well, for the sake of hot pot, I'll make trouble.

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When I was in the public course for the first time, the male and female soldiers sat on the playground where the class was held together on the bench and listened to the teacher's explanation. After the explanation, the teacher asked us to read and study for ourselves. Then Xiaoqi excitedly began to chat with the virgin soldier not far away.

I didn’t know what was wrong at that time, but the two sides talked about the Chinese Valentine’s Day. Just as Xiaoqi was about to continue to develop this topic, I told a story casually.

When a lady from a certain family went to the mountains to take a bath, she was stolen by the local short-lived poor man. She then threatened her to have a son and a daughter and let her go. When the lady thought, I couldn't run naked, so she accepted her fate.

After giving birth to a son and a daughter, the eldest lady finally escaped home. She thought there would be a bright future next. She didn't want to be poor with the help of a scalper, and brought her son and a daughter to the eldest lady's house and asked her to ask for living expenses.

The eldest lady's mother was very angry and wanted to kill the short and poor man, but she thought that the child was not taken care of, so she stipulated that they could come to ask for living expenses on July 7 every year.

I said the origin of the Chinese Valentine's Day expressionlessly, and then the scene suddenly became quiet.

Several female soldiers looked at me and said to me helplessly: "Brother Fat, your words have ruined the beauty of the Chinese Valentine's Day."

hehe…….

Both the female soldiers and the male soldiers looked at me disgustedly, but Teacher Li, who was not far away, gave me a thumbs up and looked encouraging with the look of "doing beautifully, keep working hard."

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The food in the Xuebian Barracks is the same as the New Barracks, which is very hot and dry, which causes me to fart a lot.

As for how much it was, everyone gave me a nickname - Gatlin.

That day, I felt that the fart was very strong, so I ran to the toilet at night to prepare to have fun.

Because I was just farting, I was too lazy to turn on the lights. Just when I was just putting it in the toilet, the door of the compartment directly behind me opened.

Then Grandpa Bi, who had a gray face, walked out of the compartment.
Chapter completed!