I couldn't finish the food topic for a while, and there were indeed many stories to write about just diet topics. For example, some eating habits at sea, some eating habits in Nansha, including some local eating habits in Fujian and Shanghai. But my book is about economics, not about eating, so I won't list it specifically. Of course, there will be food topics in the next story. But I won't continue to develop the topics next.

Tell me about the incident of breaking my bones at home.

When I was at home with a fracture, I began to think about a question. Am I a well-behaved person?

If you think about it carefully, although I eat a lot, I don’t seem to have suffered any major disasters. So strictly speaking, should I be quite well-behaved?

I asked my mother about this question. Then my mother looked at me with a serious face, thought about it carefully for a long time and said to me: "You are no longer a question of whether you are good or not, whether you are good or not. You are a child who has been sinister and cunning since childhood, despicable and shameless!"

"Mom, is it really appropriate for you to describe your son like this?"

My mother nodded firmly: "To be honest, there is no adjective that is more suitable to describe you than such a thing."

I looked confused.

Then my mother told me something about me when I was seven years old.

At that time, I didn’t know where I learned that the radar could spray out the column of fire after it hits fire.

So one morning, just when my dad woke up in bed.

When I was young, I was holding a lighter and a bottle of radar and sprayed it at my dad.

Then my dad shaved his bald head for a month and drew his eyebrows for a month.

I said with a confused look on my face: "When did I do such a thing? Why don't I have any impression of it?"

At this time, my mother showed a complicated look. I don’t know what she was thinking, but I only know that she seemed very confused.

After a long time, my mother said to me, "It's normal that I don't remember. That time your dad got angry, so he took a folding stool and knocked it on your head. You were also very committed, and the folding stool broke on the spot."

"Wait a moment, do you need to be successful in this thing? You are so ruthless, am I really my biological child? No, why don't I remember this?"

My mother said with a embarrassed look: "No, when you wake up again, you are already in Longhua Hospital. The doctor said that your head has been hit too much, so there will be some memory loss."

I:"……"

"It's because you've been very resistant to fighting since you were a child that we are relieved to let you go to the army. With your ability to fight, I guess seven or eight people will go up and beat you up, and you should be fine."

"Goodbye, I'm going to find my biological parents."

...

When I was a child, I was often beaten by my dad. At that time, I asked some of my classmates if there was any way to prevent my dad from hitting me.

A classmate of mine asked me: "Will you be fine if you don't make mistakes?"

I think this topic is a bit awkward. What does it mean to not make mistakes? Is it a mistake to steal food?

Then my classmate asked me again: "Then why do you want to steal food?"

"You're talking nonsense. Of course, I stole the food because I wasn't full."

"Then why aren't you full? Don't you eat the main meal?"

"How is this possible? I don't miss a meal for three morning, noon and evening. I usually add the after-meal dessert after breakfast at 10 o'clock, the after-meal dessert after lunch at 3 o'clock, and the after-meal dessert after dinner at 10 o'clock."

My classmate looked at me with a confused look on his face and asked, "Then why are you stealing food?"

I straightened the god and said seriously: "Because I have to eat six bowls of rice for a meal, and they only give me three bowls of rice for a meal, so I can only steal three more bowls."

"Brother Mao, have you ever considered it? Maybe your parents can't afford to support you, so they hit you."

"Is it really appropriate for you to chat like this?"

...

Later, another classmate came up with an idea for me. Since I can't solve the problem of eating too much, it's better to please my parents and move them, and maybe I don't care about this little thing.

So I saved all my pocket money. I wanted to please my dad on my birthday, so on my dad's birthday, I bought my dad a 39-yuan belt outside.

Don’t say it, my dad was very happy at that time because the quality of this belt was so good that he didn’t break after 20 years of slapping me.

So many years have passed, and I am talking about this with my wife. My wife also told me, can you be more careful, and why did you buy weapons for your dad? Isn’t it easy to fight with empty hands?

It's easy to use, I'm SF Express. I know that a belt worth 39 yuan is so durable.

Many years later, I checked where this belt was produced. Well, it was produced in Yiwu, Zhejiang. From then on, I had an irreconcilable grudge with Yiwu, and I never bought the things produced in Yiwu again.

There is no way, the quality is too good.

...

During the Chinese New Year, our whole family went to my grandma’s place to have dinner.

After dinner, my dad told my grandma a long story.

He said that a student went to a professor's house to have dinner.

After dinner, the table was in a mess, and several students rushed to help the professor wash the dishes.

As a result, the professor smiled and said, "Don't worry, someone will wash it."

Then the professor shouted to the second floor. After a while, the professor's 82-year-old mother changed her previous decadence and walked downstairs in full spirit. She washed the dishes in just half an hour.

The students were all wondering why his professor wanted to do this. His mother was 82 years old and still asked her to work.

The professor explained: "No matter how old a parent is, you will always be children in front of them, so they will always want to take care of you. Even if they are old, they hope to help you. In their eyes, children always need their help. If you ask her to wash a dish for you, she will feel that the children need her. Even if this is just a slight tiny thing, it will still make them feel that the day is fulfilling."

Therefore, in addition to helping parents, we should also give them more opportunities to make them love you.

After my dad finished telling the story, my grandmother looked at my dad with a 45-degree angle and said, "What do you mean is that you plan to leave this bowl to me today, right?"

My dad nodded firmly.

Then my grandma chased half of the building with a rolling pin.

At this time, I finally understood, how did my bad habit of being too thick-skinned?

It turns out that shamelessness and shamelessness can be inherited, so our family is inherited from the ancestral shamelessness and shamelessness.
Chapter completed!