Everyone should be confused when I see me harming others every day. I am not beaten to death like this!

Let me tell you this, I have two advantages. I don’t fight back if I scold you or fight back if I fight back. My ability to resist strikes and ability to resist strikes is particularly strong.

In addition, although I stole a lot of food, I cannot be punished for such a thing. After all, if I punished someone or had to register at the brigade headquarters, you can't tell the captain that this person stole two eggs and decided to give him three months of office or that this person stole some pickled cucumbers. I'm going to give him a punishment, right?

So you can steal food at will in the army, as long as you can withstand the fight.

Speaking of the ability to fight and strike, I will tell you a small matter. Several comrades from the Army and Armed Police told me that they had to practice guns every day and asked our Navy if they wanted it.

Let me talk about the guns that our navy does not need to shoot. The only gun that our navy needs to shoot is machine guns.

When I was shooting a machine gun for the first time, I was so excited that I didn’t know how to use it. So I started to use it and shouted out casually. Then I exploded the anchor light on the anchor deck.

The captain then became angry and hung me up and beat me up. The belt was broken that day, but I had nothing to do.

After the pumping, I squatted down like a person who was fine and looked at the breathless captain and said, "Captain, you have nothing to do, do you want to sit and rest for a while before pumping?"

The captain looked at my expression at that time, as if two balls were kicked to pieces, with a twisted expression on his face.

...

Since there is a special food topic, I will tell you about the food situation of another ship, namely the Foshan ship.

In addition to the Beihai ship, I also caused trouble on the Foshan ship... No, I have helped, so the diet on the Foshan ship is relatively clear.

When I first arrived, I thought the Foshan ship was particularly bright. They dared to say to me, asking me to eat and drink as much as I could. This was also said to me when I first got on the ship, but now they have taken back this sentence.

By the way, I also took back the sentence, your house is on the boat, so you can take whatever you want.

When I said these words, I was actually just polite, but I listened to it. I am the least afraid that others will be polite to me because I am the least rude.

...

The first morning I ate the stewed noodles on the Foshan ship was actually stewed noodles. I was so excited to see the stewed noodles. Because the stewed noodles we saw in Beihai at that time had been banned. I didn’t expect that such delicacies from the old place could be found in a foreign land.

Everyone has basically guessed the situation behind me. Even if I go to help, I will never leave my "burn".

So on the first day I still made two pounds of braised rice and ate nearly two pounds of noodles.

I ate that day, and the belt flew out when I stood up.

Deputy Liu of the Foshan ship looked at me, and his eyes were almost popping out.

He looked at me blankly, and didn't know what to say for a moment. I thought why should I be so polite as a human being, so I took the initiative to walk over and said to him, "Part LIU, this noodles are really delicious."

"Well, as long as you like to eat." Deputy Liu smiled so uglier than crying. Then he turned around and said to the squad leader of the kitchen team: "As long as this fat man is for a day, don't make braised noodles, otherwise the food fee will be exceeded."

...

The next day, the squad leader of the cooking squad was not making braised noodles, but the next day, he cooked dumplings.

I sneered, do you think I don’t like to eat dumplings anymore?

I ate four bowls and refused to leave. I was almost cleaned up. I was still in the back restaurant. I was also the same deputy Liu. I looked shocked when I saw Xiao Huaniao sitting there holding a bowl in the back restaurant.

"Brother Sanbai, why haven't you left yet?"

"I didn't eat enough." I said firmly.

Deputy Liu looked at me speechlessly, so he turned around and said to the squad leader of the cooking squad, "Go, hurry up and give this brother another bunch of dumplings, and by the way, as long as this fat man is there, you must not cook dumplings."

The squad leader of the kitchen returned to the kitchen in tears and went to put dumplings for me.

Actually, I think Deputy Liu may not know how many dumplings are in one packet. He casually said that he asked the kitchen team leader to give me a pack, and then there were 60 dumplings in front of me.

Of course I couldn't finish that much, after all, I had already eaten four bowls in front of me. So I put the remaining thirty and took them away.

So, Vice President Liu, who was inspecting the work of the entire ship, met me walking towards the workshop with a basin of dumplings on the way, and looked shocked.

"Damn, your fat man is really good at ships. He doesn't count on eating. He even takes him away if he can't finish it!" This is the original words that Deputy Liu and our boss Guo later chatted.

...

I was quite comfortable during the days I spent on the Foshan ship. I never missed my snacks.

But I think the best thing about them is the way to control food at sea.

On our boat, if there is not enough food at sea, everyone should eat less. This is why I have to stock up on so much food.

But the Foshan ship is different. When they don’t have enough food, they come up with a solution, which is to make buns and eat them.

The bread is made of flour, not rice, and it is enough to put a little vegetables and meat in it, just a little salty.

The most important thing is that this way of eating is pretty good. You can eat buns. Whether the buns are delicious or unpleasant, everyone feels like the New Year.

I had a good meal that day, and I kept burping before I walked out of the back restaurant. The problem was that as soon as I walked out of the back restaurant, I heard the roar from the head of the kitchen squad behind.

...

At night, I was in the cab for a lookout update. When Mr. Liu saw that it was me, he asked me: "Three hundred, are you full for dinner?"

I said politely: "I'm full, I'm full, I'm full."

As a result, as soon as I finished speaking, the gun head of the Foshan ship next to me sneered: "He is not full! Others eat in a count, and he eats in time. From sitting down to the end, he never stopped his mouth in 45 minutes."

Is it really a good thing for you to expose me like this? After all, I am a member of your ship at this time!

I looked at the cannon with awkward look on my face and said, "I'm not that exaggerating, either."

"The kitchen squad leader is still chasing you. Do you want to confront him?"

"Wait, why did the kitchen squad leader chase him?" Deputy Liu asked in confusion.

PaoTou glanced at me and sneered, "Is that not? In the end, he couldn't eat it anymore. He picked all the remaining buns and left the skin there. As a result, when the kitchen team leader recycled it, he was not angry and saw the buns with only skin but no meat!"
Chapter completed!