Lao Wang was very injured now. When he went back, he limped with his legs on his back. I supported him all the way. Don’t ask why I was holding him. There is no way. After all, I was the one who made him like this.

On the way back to the factory, a group of people looked at Lao Wang with strange expressions. I was very strange, Lao Wang was also very strange. What happened? Has the matter been exposed?

After a while, I saw Tietou walking towards me, and I quickly asked him, was it happening on the boat?

Tietou looked at us and finally fixed his eyes on Lao Wang. Tietou looked at Lao Wang in confusion: "Brother Wang, have you played on the stairs too?"

Damn, what the hell is playing with stairs? Can you play with this stairs? How do you play with this stairs?

Just as Lao Wang and I looked confused, I looked at Zuo Sheng walking towards us slowly like a crab, like a crab.

"Damn, brother, what's wrong with you?" I asked in confusion.

Zuo Sheng looked at me and looked at Lao Wang again and shouted in surprise: "You have also slid down the escalator?"

What is this called sliding down the escalator? How to do it to do it?

Later I realized that Zuo Sheng's injury was really a staircase. Today, Zuo Sheng had nothing to do. After lunch, he returned to the building and sat on the railings of the stairs.

Then the young man on duty said to him, would you slide down the stairs like in the movie?

When Zuo Sheng heard this, he seemed to have no problem, so he went down.

Then the problem comes. Others sit sideways and slide down, but they ride on horseback. The whole crotch rubs freely on the handrail of the stairs, like a devil's minions supporting the crotch. Then the balls are burned and can only walk like a crab.

After hearing Zuo Sheng's words, I thought his squad leader was right, he was simply mentally retarded.

Lao Wang looked at Zuo Sheng with a tangled look on his face. Although his walking posture is the same as Zuo Sheng, this matter is different. At least he is not a snake sperm disease like Zuo Sheng!

But when the problem comes, not everyone knows it. Looking at him in the same posture as Zuo Sheng, everyone will think that he also slid down the stairs handrail.

Zuo Sheng looked at Lao Wang excitedly: "Hahaha, you also slid down the stairs."

Lao Wang looked at Zuo Sheng with a mentally retarded expression: "You just slid down the stairs. I am... I am... I am, what should I say? Fatty Mao, you are a turtle, what do you want me to say?"

I looked at Lao Wang with a confused look on my face. What can I say? Is this also blamed me? Didn’t eat at noon? You ate more than anyone else.

However, in essence, there is still a difference between Lao Wang and Zuo Sheng. After all, one is a pain in the anus and the other is a pain in the muscles.

So I looked at Lao Wang seriously and said to him: "You should be called dysmenorrhea."

Lao Wang was not used to me either, so he looked at me and said to me: "If I don't beat you today, your face is full of peach blossoms, and you don't know why the flowers are so red."

But I was smart enough to run away long ago. Anyway, you were having dysmenorrhea and you couldn't catch up with me.

...

Luo Sanjin also went out today. As soon as he came back, the captain looked at his head with confusion and was so furious that the captain stared at him. Luo Sanjin asked, "What's wrong? I just changed my hairstyle. Is it strange?"

The captain said in a little embarrassed manner: "It's not very strange, it's your head. Forget it, let's talk about it first, how much did you cut your head cost?"

"Where is 228! The manager-level head cut, what's wrong?"

Luo Sanjin said that the dormitory was completely quiet, and everyone looked at his head. Xiaodong thought for a while and said, "Your 228 is a set meal for washing, cutting, blowing, and washing, cutting, 28'blowing,'200."

"Fuck, I am a glorious People's Liberation Army soldier. Will I do such a thing?" Luo Sanjin said righteously.

At this moment, a group of us supported Lao Wang and limped into the dormitory with our legs crossed.

Xiaodong glanced at us and said, "You are back. Come on, let me tell you, how much did you spend on cutting your hair today."

"18," I said.

Then everyone looked at Luo Sanjin at the same time.

"What? Now I believe it. I've said more about you just now. You see, in fact, you don't even need 28, only 18 yuan, and the remaining 210 yuan will be "blowed".

In this way, Xiao Luo Ge turned around and returned to the kitchen team, took a kitchen knife and was going crazy, preparing to go out again. If we hadn't stopped him, he would have gone to the barber shop to take revenge that day.

A hairstyle with 228's head and 18's head, which is so sad.

...

It is still very hard to work when returning to the factory. If you do a lot of work, your clothes will be particularly easy to get dirty.

Everyone knows that washing clothes is really difficult for me. Oh, my biggest annoyance is washing clothes.

However, there is a big problem in front of you. If you are in our brigade, there is also a laundry room where you can use a washing machine to wash it, and you can spend money to find the brigade's dry cleaner.

But in the Baishi factory, there was no laundry or washing machine. This was like pushing me to death.

At this moment, I suddenly found a big face.

Let me first talk about the same thing as my washbasin. Both of us eat iron washbasin left by pickled cabbage and fish fillet soup, which is different from others.

Big face has a habit of washing clothes. He likes to soak the clothes in the basin first and then wash them after a few hours.

This discovery was a great surprise for me, so when Big Face was soaking her clothes, I took out my washbasin, took off my clothes and put them in.

When Big Face went to watch TV, I changed my washbasin and his washbasin.

Two hours later, when Dawei came out of the TV room, he naturally took my washbasin to help me wash my clothes.

When Big Face was washing clothes, it happened to be Eggplant on duty. Eggplant looked at Big Face's hard work and looked surprised. He was not very good at washing clothes like me. This was the first time he saw someone doing so hard.

I was washed with these clothes, rubbed them with my hands, and brushed them with a brush. I was so serious.

I washed my big face for almost an hour, and finally finished washing all my clothes. I was about to go down to dry my clothes, but when I shook the clothes, I found that the size on it was wrong.

"Hey, who moved my clothes?" At this time, I walked out of the toilet with a big face with a basin with an innocent look on my face.

He looked at me with a big face, then at the basin in my hand, and finally at the clothes on my hand.

"Fatty Mao, you're fucking!"

"The conscience of heaven and earth! It has nothing to do with me! You got the wrong basin yourself!"

"You...you are cruel!" After Dafang said that, he grabbed the basin and ran back to the toilet washing machine and went to the clothes.

Eggplant blinked her big eyes and looked at me, then looked at the basin left by her big face. Finally, she ran to the bathroom with curiosity and went to the bathroom to look at her big face and brushed her clothes.

"What are you doing?" cursed with big face.

"Oh, I want to ask, can you… for my clothes…"

"roll!"
Chapter completed!