After cutting our hair, we were ready to go for lunch. Yes, let's have lunch.

If I say that, I usually choose a buffet. If we have so many people, we have to choose a buffet even more. After all, I will easily be beaten out when I go alone.

OK, what to eat is decided like this, but there is another question, where to eat?

Lao Wang suggested that we should go to Wanda. Ningde has two urban areas, one old city and the other new city. I said that the old city is on the Bayiwu Middle Road, and the new city area is Wanda.

To be honest, I haven't been to Wanda for a long time since I was blocked by Ke Jinchi. After all,... it's embarrassing to be recognized.

But this time there are too many people, even if I stop me, I will not stop Lao Wang and others.

As a result, Lao Wang seemed to see what I thought and whispered behind him: "Fatty, we will be separated from you later. Don't be with us, it's embarrassing."

"...After years of comrade-in-arms, have you let go?"

"Thank you, I've only been to your brigade for a month."

"Do you know about that idiom?"

"It's like three autumns after a day?"

"No, life is like a year." I looked at Lao Wang with a naive face and smiled like a fat man with a 300-pound pound.

...

In this way, we set out towards Wanda. Before we could find the hotel, our eyes lit up as soon as we arrived at the door of Wanda. There was an event downstairs of Wanda. Everyone went on stage to play games together, and the winners had prizes.

At the beginning, I wasn't very interested, after all, the first prize was just a big teddy bear.

But the host said that those who don’t like teddy bears can exchange for a 88 yuan coupon, which is universal to all Wanda restaurants.

My eyes lit up at that time. Lao Wang looked at me who was extremely excited and shouted: "Fatty, what are you doing? Are you going to transform into Gundam?"

"Stop talking nonsense. The game is about two people three feet. The four of us can be divided into two groups. Lao Wang and I are in the same group, Dawei and Lao Hu. We go to play the game twice. If we win, we will have a 176 yuan coupon, so that our lunch will be done."

"The words are right, but we may not necessarily win." Lao Hu said in embarrassment.

I jumped in front of him with a quick step, put my hands on his shoulders, and said firmly: "I will definitely win, sure!"

Looking at the flames bursting in my eyes, Lao Hu was deeply infected, nodded, and then said to Lao Wang firmly: "I think there is something wrong with the fat man's head, why don't we withdraw first."

"Similar." Lao Wang and Dafeng nodded at the same time.

"Get out of here." I said angrily.

Of course, no matter how much we talked about it, we finally signed up for the competition, after all, it costs 88 yuan.

The three legs of two people have certain requirements for their height. After all, only people with similar legs can play such a game. The big-faced legs are 20 cm shorter than me, so he can only barely get along with Lao Hu. As for Lao Wang and I, they are about the same height and the same legs, so we are in a group.

Lao Wang and I went first, and Dawei and Lao Hu were next group.

When the host tied the red rope to my and Lao Wang's feet, I discovered a problem.

It seems... other groups are a man and a woman, and only the two of us are...

"Fatty, you are such a fucking pot..." Lao Wang said with his eyes closed in pain.

Don't worry about these details. The key is to save money on a meal. Come on, run hard towards tomorrow, hope, and towards the sun.

Just as the host was about to start, Lao Wang looked down and suddenly said to me: "I'll go, my shoelaces are loose, should I tie them?"

"Let's go to work later, it's about to start."

"Are you sure you won't trip?"

"No, no."

.....

"All players are ready and run."

As soon as the host finished speaking, I rushed out like a pig that rushed out of the slaughter, a arrow from the string.

But as soon as he ran out, the scene was in an uproar, and even the host's face turned dark.

Yes, other groups are like men and women hugging each other, shouting slogans and moving forward step by step.

I rushed too fast, and Lao Wang couldn't keep up with me at all, so as soon as I set off, this guy stepped on my feet with one foot, hooked me with the other foot, and hugged me with horror.

Well...this picture is a bit scary.

But at that time I didn't care about these details at all, so I led Lao Wang forward like this.

The closer I got, the stiffer the host's face became, with a look of "You're so funny"

When it was almost time to reach the end, Lao Wang finally couldn't stand it anymore, so he loosened his feet and prepared to take two steps.

As a result, the other foot had just been put down and stepped on his loose shoelaces.

If you don't get it, it will cause me some trouble.

"Fatty, wait, I, I..."

"What am I? I'll drag you up." I yelled, not caring about Lao Wang at all, and rushed to the finish line.

At this critical moment, I heard a 'slap'.

To be honest, I don’t care about this kind of thing. Not to mention squirting, I can’t hear it even at this time. But the audience’s screams reminded me and made me turn my head.

I turned around and said, "Hello, Lao Wang, why are you on the ground? Hey, Lao Wang, why are you so dark? Hey... Why are you slashing at the horse?

“…”

"Brother Wang, have you unlocked your new skills?"

"I'll unlock your paralysis!!!" Lao Wang roared angrily.

What should I do at this time? Lao Wang seemed to have cheated, and it was a bit serious, but the people from the next group caught up again. What should I do?

You ask me? Haha, of course I don't care at all.

I made up my mind and rushed to the finish line with a quick step, regardless of Lao Wang who was screaming behind me.

When I passed the finish line, I turned around and saw Lao Wang covering his stall, curling his body in pain, like a husky.

....

According to Dawei's memories, when I finally dragged Lao Wang with the split, everyone was shocked. The first time they saw a person who worked so hard for a meal.

And Lao Wang screamed, screamed, and screamed wildly behind him, but I didn't stop at all.

Well, it was already a pity that the splits fell to the ground, and the crotch was rubbed against the smooth marble for about ten meters. This kind of pain hurts a lot.

However, Lao Wang has practiced it, and even so he still stands up by himself.

"Old Wang, you are so mighty. You can stand up like this. It seems that your bones are not hurt."

"Fatty, when I get better, I will kill you." Lao Wang looked at me with pain.

However, Lao Wang's sacrifice is valuable. Wanda's manager nodded and bowed, and said with apologetically that Wanda invited this lunch. As long as it was a restaurant in Wanda, you will never charge any money for you to eat it casually.
Chapter completed!