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Chapter 211 The goal is the sky? Too naive, it's the universe

It turns out that after sitting in seclusion for a long time, will hemorrhoids still develop? Although sitting for a long time is indeed a major factor in hemorrhoids...

Song Shuhang is a rookie newcomer, and it only took more than a month to practice. He can open his heart in one breath, and his eyes are all luck and opportunities.

Therefore, he was completely unable to understand what it would be like for a low-level monk to sit cross-legged and practice for several years every day.

Not to mention the situation of meditating on the "fire rock" and "ice stone" mentioned by the little monk. I think the "fire rock" and "ice stone" mentioned by the little monk should be treasures of the monk sect to improve the efficiency of meditation and cultivation of disciples. It is like the "cold jade bed" of the ancient tomb sect in the novel?

In short, Song Shuhang felt that he had a rising posture today.

However, monks should have a way to deal with hemorrhoids, right? Otherwise, will every low-level monk have hemorrhoids?

and…

Song Shuhang asked: "Don't you take body quenching fluids?"

He remembered that when he first took the body quenching fluid, some of the small and small injuries in his body were all eliminated. After that, although the effect of taking the medicine became less and less, it still had a certain body quenching effect.

Just hemorrhoids or something, can it be cured with just one blow of body quenching fluid?

It should...approximately...yes, right? Unless this little guy took too much body quenching fluid before, which made the body quenching fluid unable to play a body quenching effect on him?

"I thought about the body fluid quenching, but it's useless." The little monk Guoguo sighed heavily, his face full of heavy sadness.

Then he lowered his voice and said, "When I took the body quenching fluid for the first time, the hemorrhoids had not come out yet. However, the body quenching fluid was really good, and the hidden injuries in my body were driven away.

Then, when I practiced on Fire Rock and Ice Rock for two years, and when the hemorrhoids came out, I immediately thought of quenching the body fluid. Then I immediately took it. But somehow, quenching the body fluids did not work for hemorrhoids."

In fact, it is useless whether the young monk lowers his voice or not. What kind of cultivation is Venerable Bai? Even if Song Shuhang can hear it, he can hear it clearly even if it is thousands of meters away. As for Jingba Doudou, it is Jingba, and his hearing is great.

Of course, Song Shuhang will not ruthlessly expose this reality.

When he heard this, he quietly turned his head to look at Venerable White.

The white monk's mouth moved slightly, and the voice was transmitted into secret: "The young monk took too many ordinary quality body quenching fluid... The general body quenching fluid could no longer have much effect on his body. Unless it was a high-quality body quenching fluid, it could be effective."

As expected, Song Shuhang sighed secretly.

When the casual cultivators broke the bankruptcy in order to make a pot of "body quenching" and burst into tears, the elite disciples of the faction drank the body quenching liquid until they vomited. This is the advantage of the sect.

The little monk did not notice Song Shuhang's abnormality and continued to lower his voice: "In addition, recently, my master wanted me to go to the cave of the Qianli Prison Cave to practice and retreat, and speed up my cultivation speed. I feel that if I go to the Qianli Prison Cave, the hemorrhoids will become more and more serious, so I thought about going out for a minor operation to prevent future troubles!"

"I have even found the hospital, it has minimally invasive treatment, no pain, and no recurrence!" When the young monk said this, he looked expectant.

Song Shuhang sighed. There may be painlessness, but if it doesn’t recur, it’s an advertisement. Nowadays, the advertising effect is so good, it’s just to deceive pure guests like the little monk.

After sighing, Shuhang asked, "Little guy, don't you tell your master about this problem? Master Tongxuan must have a way to treat this minor problem, right?"

"My master is practicing silent meditation. The things in the temple are managed by Master Tongmiao from the Precepts Academy. If I ask Master Tongmiao, he will definitely say: This little problem can be persisted with perseverance. This... is also part of the practice!" The little monk learned Master Tongmiao's tone and said, "Because Master Tongmiao is following the practice method of ascetic monks."

Ascetic monk: We suffer is happiness. The more painful it is, the more we can realize the sweetness of "pain". So, let the hemorrhoids come more violently!

Song Shuhang's mouth twitched: "Then don't you ask your senior brother Sanri? They are experienced people, so there must be a way, right?"

"No, it's too shameful. You must not let your senior brother know about this kind of thing!" The young monk Guoguo said firmly: "So I think it's better to do it? It's better. After doing it, you don't have to worry about recurrence. At that time, I won't be afraid of a mere Thousand-Level Prison Cave!"

Song Shuhang gently pinched Xiaopang's face: "Okay, come on. Then, if we just want to treat hemorrhoids, our Jiangnan University Town Affiliated Hospital is good. There are also minimally invasive surgery. I'll take you there to treat it?"

The little monk thought for a while and replied, "Okay, then I'll give it a try!"

Song Shuhang shrugged: "Come here, I'll assign you a room. In addition, you must not run around for a few days when you stay with me, do you know? Otherwise, I can't explain it to Senior Brother Sanri."

"What the little monk knows is that he will never add any more trouble to you!" The little monk Guoguo said obediently.

Song Shuhang nodded-I hope this little guy can really be more well-behaved, right?

After all, he is a good person and cannot refuse a request for help like "care for the little monk".

...

...

After arranging the room of the little monk Guoguo, the little monk stayed in the small room and closed his eyes to rest - he needed to recover the fatigue he had developed after flying on the flying sword for more than four hours.

When Song Shuhang returned to the downstairs, Venerable Bai was inserting the USB drive of "The Unmoving Vajra Body" into the computer to run it.

Because it is a cultivation method passed down from the Basic Vajra Body, the exercises of "The Unmoving Vajra Body" are the same as before, with several pictures and formulas.

However, it is an auxiliary exercise, with only two pictures in total and a row of mantras.

How to use it refers to the method of the pharmacist instructing him in "Basic Vajra Boxing". After staring at him for a while, remembering the above content in his heart, and then reading it in a relaxed state, you will enter an illusion space and accept the cultivation and inheritance of "The Immortal Vajra Body".

After Song Shuhang mastered the practice method of "The Immortal Vajra Body", Venerable Bai guided Song Shuhang's small method of "charging".

You also use the power of qi and blood to draw a thunder talisman in the palm of your hand, but it is much simpler than the thunder talisman in the "Palm Thunder". Then just send it to the phone or laptop you want to charge.

Until it is filled, the excess energy will automatically dissipate.

Song Shuhang quickly mastered this small spell of "charging".

But... he always felt that the method taught by Venerable Bai was a little different from the content left by Senior Kuangdao Sanlang in the group space.

Has Venerable Bai himself improved this "charging technique"?

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The next day, July 9th.

When Song Shuhang got up early in the morning, he opened the door.

Then, I found Senior Bai walking back and forth in the corridor outside his door.

"Senior Bai, good morning." Song Shuhangdao.

"Good morning, Shuhang." Senior Bai smiled, and then he happily handed the tablet in his hand and pulled a message for Shuhang to read.

That was a message from the True Lord of Huangshan.

"Zheng Bai, I have arranged for you and Shuhang to participate in flight training. On July 9th, a special agent will come to you to give you a Class I physical examination certificate and a private plane license (PPL). At the time, the agent will escort you to a special airport for test flight. I wish you a happy flight!——Zhengjun Huangshan, go."

Bai Zun smiled happily and looked very happy.

"Send a physical examination certificate and a plane driver's license?" Song Shuhang rubbed his eyes. I had never even touched the plane. Senior Huangshan, please give me a driver's license directly. Is it really appropriate?

"Yeah, don't care about these details. Get ready!" Senior Bai said happily: "In a while, someone will pick us up to a special airport to test flight! Don't miss the time!"

"Okay senior, no problem. I'll prepare and wait for a while!" Song Shuhang showed a cheerful smile at Senior Bai.

"Okay, hurry up!" Senior Bai hummed a song, then went downstairs with his tablet computer in his arms.

After Senior Bai went down, Doudou quietly came out. Without saying a word, it shook its body. Then, a dog hair fell off.

Then, it silently handed the dog hair to Song Shuhang: "Hold it and put it close to you. Just in case!"

"Doudou!" Song Shuhang said excitedly - at the critical moment, Doudou is still very loyal!

Doudou patted Song Shuhang with the dog's paws, and then quietly returned to its own room.

After returning to the room, Doudou's mouth showed a humanized smile: "Haha, Huangshan Dasha, if you don't let me learn cars, I will just go learn to fly!"

It turns out... it wasn't its dog hair used to be for Song Shuhang just in case?

...

...

The poor student Song Shuhang, who was unaware of the situation, carefully hid the dog's hair close to his body, and quickly opened the chat software.

As soon as I opened it, there was indeed a message from Zhenjun Huangshan to him.

"My friend Shuhang, I have arranged for you and Venerable Bai to participate in flight training. On July 9, someone will send you a physical examination certificate and flight rack photo. Then take you to learn how to fly the plane. I wish you a happy game. - Master Huangshan."

Song Shuhang replied: "Senior Huangshan, can't you tell me this news a few days in advance and let me prepare for it?"

The True Lord Huangshan was online at this time: "Haha, haven't you told you a long time ago that you will arrange for you to learn the plane in the near future? Moreover, it is not easy to plug you in directly through relationships to learn to fly the plane. If you can learn, seize the opportunity and don't complain!"

"Okay." Song Shuhang sighed: "Then I only have one additional requirement. Senior Huangshan, please prepare a 'space suit' and supporting oxygen supply equipment for me!"

"What do you want to do? It's just a flight in the blue sky?" asked Zhenjun Huangshan.

"Senior Huangshan." Song Shuhang said heavily: "If you are with Senior Bai, my goal is not as simple as a blue sky. My journey is the universe!"
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