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Chapter 210 What should I do if I have long-term hemorrhoids in seclusion?

The third day, the senior brother only said that he would send a USB flash drive to "The Unmoved Vajra Body" to the auxiliary exercises. Could it be that he would send someone to him?

Probably not? When Song Shuhang thought about this, the little black flying sword was getting closer and closer.

And then... there is really someone above.

It was a bald man who was about eight years old, and he screamed in the same rhythm as Song Shuhang at that time.

This little bald head is chubby, with a round face, big eyes, and a very funny feeling. It is the kind of cute little fat paper that makes people see and want to bite his face.

But at this time, the cute little monk was crying... Because the flying sword was too fast, his snot and saliva were all flying backwards, and his little face turned pale due to excessive fear.

Last time Senior Bai gave Song Shuhang, he used his flying sword to support a piece of escape light so that Song Shuhang could stick to the flying sword.

However, there is no escape light on the flying sword under the little monk, which is a pure method of "flying swords to pass on letters".

The little monk was holding the flying sword tightly at this time so that he would not fall off the flying sword. Fortunately, he didn't know what material the monk robe was made of. When he tightly wrapped the flying sword, he was not injured by the sharp flying sword. He would not be cut in half by the flying sword.

The only thing better than Song Shuhang is that his hairstyle will not turn into a Shamatt broom or an explosive head - because he has no hair.

"Senior Bai, have my eyes not been very useful recently? I saw someone on the flying sword?" Song Shuhang turned his head and looked at Master Bai and asked.

"Well, there is a little monk." Senior Bai nodded calmly.

"Damn, there is really a little monk. Didn't Senior Brother Sanri say that he only gave me a U plate? Why did he send a little monk here?" Song Shuhang pinched his chin and suddenly his eyes lit up, "Senior Bai, is this little monk the 'sword spirit' of this flying sword?"

"No, you're thinking too much." Senior Bai continued to calmly say: "That's just an ordinary first-class monk who has just completed the foundation building."

"..." Song Shuhang felt his scalp bulge, and subconsciously told him that what he came might be another big trouble?

Whoosh!

The flying sword fell lightly in front of Master Bai and steadily suspended in the air.

The little monk finally stopped screaming.

After a while, he reached out to wipe his tears, his legs trembled and wanted to stand up from the flying sword. However, his legs were too weak, and he tried several times but couldn't stand up.

"Hello, two donors." The little monk lay on the sword, put his hands together, saluted with a serious face, and then turned his head mechanically and looked at Song Shuhang: "Donor, can you help the little monk?... The legs are so weak, can I get out?"

Song Shuhang laughed dryly and was about to reach out to pick up the little monk.

Venerable Bai suddenly thought seriously, and then he pinched a sword technique and said, "Shuhang, it is very likely that the little guy sent the wrong thing in three days. I think we should send the flying sword and the little monk back."

"Oh, that's right." Song Shuhang nodded: "But can senior activate this flying sword?"

At the beginning, the pharmacist was unable to activate Master Tongxuan's flying sword, so he had to ask Song Shuhang to help express the flying sword back.

Venerable Bai said, "Don't worry, this time, Monk Tongxuan untie the ban on the flying sword. His disciples can use it for three days. I can activate the flying sword and inject spiritual power to launch it back."

"Don't let it go, don't... the little monk will die!" The little monk could no longer keep his serious appearance and shouted loudly.

At the same time, he quickly reached out and took a U plate at the hilt of the sword: "You must be Senior Brother Song Shuhang, this is what Senior Brother San Ri wants to send you! It contains the auxiliary exercises of "The Unmoving Vajra Body". The little monk will not lie, you can open it and see it."

Song Shuhang took the U disk and handed it to Senior Bai.

Senior Bai reached out to take it, looked at it, and said, "Well, there is no problem with U disk, it's this. I will contact the above ban for three days and let him pass on the method of lifting the ban."

Song Shuhang nodded silently.

"Senior Brother Shuhang, can you let me go now?" The little monk looked at Song Shuhang with pitiful eyes, folded his hands together, and looked begging.

"Well, are you?" Song Shuhang asked.

"My name is Xiao Guoguo, I am six years old this year. I am the 78th true disciple of Abbot Tongxuan!" The little monk had a serious face, but his eyebrows were still unable to hide his complacent expression, and said, "I just completed the foundation building not long ago. When I am promoted to the second level, I will be able to have my own magic number. I am very powerful!"

This little fat man is only six years old and looks like he is eight years old.

"Did you sneak out?" Song Shuhang asked.

The little monk's face suddenly changed. After a moment, he gritted his teeth and said with a confused look on his face: "No! I... Yes, I asked Senior Brother Sanri to send me over!"

After saying that, he saw him clasping his hands together and silently chanting the Buddha's name.

"Oh." Song Shuhang nodded.

Then, Shuhang took out his cell phone and was about to call Senior Brother Sanri.

The little monk's eyes were sharp-eyed and immediately saw the contact person on Song Shuhang's mobile phone. His face turned pale: "Sorry! Senior Brother Song Shuhang, the little monk came out sneaked out. Please don't call Senior Brother Sanri!"

Senior Bai on the side said lightly: "Menci cannot lie. You have violated the precepts."

The little monk immediately looked dirty.

"Sure enough, should I send it back?" Senior Bai pinched the sword skills again.

The little monk suddenly became anxious: "No, it will be dead. When the little monk came over, his hands and feet were weak. If he did another flying sword to deliver a letter, he would definitely fall down halfway. I don't want to go to the Western Paradise so quickly!"

"Don't worry!" When Master Bai heard this topic, he immediately felt confident: "I can send you back in the way of 'Successor of Flying Sword'. Just like flying with a sword, the escape light can stick you firmly to the flying sword, and you can't fall down. This method is great, Shuhang has tried it! Yes, Shuhang?"

Song Shuhang nodded with a dry smile: "Haha, yes, be sure to be safe, and it's very fast!"

How fast is it? When I heard this sentence, the little monk's face turned gray.

"Haha, I'm just having fun with you." Song Shuhang smiled, reached out to pick up the little monk, and hugged him from the flying sword.

At this time, his cell phone ringing.

Song Shuhang took out his cell phone and saw that it was the call from his senior brother Sanri. He answered the phone.

"Have you received the letter from Feijian?" Senior Brother San Ri heard the voice of Senior Brother.

Song Shuhang looked at the little monk standing stiffly beside him, smiling, "I just received it, senior brother."

"Is there a fat monk on the flying sword, the kind who looks like a fat man, the kind who is a little man or a ghost?" Senior Brother Sanri's tone was full of nervousness.

"Well, there is one, it's called Guoguo, right?" Song Shuhang replied.

Senior Brother Sanri on the other end of the phone immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "Bastard, he actually ran out along my flying sword. It's a pity that he can do it!"

Then, the senior brother Sanri told Song Shuhang about the incident.

The little monk Guoguo was brought back to the temple three years ago and accepted it as a disciple. It is said that he was a descendant of Master Tongxuan's deceased old friend.

According to the rules of Tianya Yunyou Temple, if you are not promoted to the third-level acquired realm, your disciples are not allowed to leave the temple. Then this little guy was very brave and hung an invisible talisman on his body that day and hung himself on the black iron flying sword.

No wonder the little shaman who went to get the sword at that time said, why is the black iron flying sword so heavy? At that time, the little monk hid invisibly and hid on the black iron flying sword.

Then, the senior brother Fei Jian passed the letter on his three-day trip, and the little monk flew all the way to Song Shuhang with the flying sword.

Song Shuhang couldn't help but look at the little monk more often. The little guy just put his hands together and stayed aside. He looked like a kind-hearted child who was extremely well-behaved and said that he would not say anything.

No one expected that he would do the matter of hanging himself on the flying sword and escaping the "Tianya Yunyou Temple".

"I would also ask my friend Shuhang to take care of him for two or three days. At most one week, a junior brother will go to the Jiangnan area to pick him up." Senior brother Sanri sighed.

In fact... Senior Brother San Ri can also fly with his sword and bring back the little monk.

However, when he saw this little guy running out with great difficulty, his heart softened. Why not let this little guy play outside for a few days? Anyway, Senior Bai is around Song Shuhang, so it is safe and secure.

"It doesn't matter if I take care of it for a few days, but I will go back to my hometown in a few days. I'm on summer vacation now. If I don't come to take him within two or three days, I will have to trouble that senior brother to go to my hometown to go back to the little monk." Song Shuhang added.

"Okay, no problem." Senior Brother Sanri said.

"Well, then that's it." When Song Shuhang was about to hang up the phone, Senior Bai signaled Song Shuhang to give him the phone.

After receiving the phone call, Senior Bai asked, "Three days, tell me how to unblock the U disk."

"Okay, senior." Senior Brother San Ri began to tell Senior Bai the way to unblock the seal.

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Song Shuhang looked at the little monk Guoguo.

"Senior Brother Shuhang, I've caused you trouble." The little monk put his hands together and bowed his body to salute.

"Haha." Song Shuhang suddenly made a move like lightning, pinched the little monk's fat cheeks, and pulled it away hard... At the first glance, he wanted to do this!

It was particularly interesting to see the little monk's face with a serious face and dare not resist.

"Little guy, did you run out of Tianya Yunyou Temple, just want to play?" Song Shuhang asked.

"The little monk is not a playful person." Guoguo looked serious.

"Then why did you come out with your hard work?" Shuhang was curious.

The little monk looked entangled and gritted his teeth and said, "If Senior Brother Shuhang, you swear not to tell others, the little monk can tell you the reason for running out."

"No problem, I feel that my mouth is still very strict." Song Shuhang said seriously.

At the same time, he also cooperated with the young monk to make a poisonous oath.

The little monk then whispered: "Actually, I have been meditating for too long for the past two years. Sometimes when I was in seclusion and practiced, I often meditated on ice and fire rocks. I don't know when I got hemorrhoids. I heard that there was a surgery to treat hemorrhoids outside, so I wanted to sneak out for an operation."
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