After a very fierce MM was dumped (hilarious) (ZT)(2/10)
The handsome guy walked up to me and faced the unkempt mop girl——I
Asked softly: Are you Xiaonan?
Suddenly I turned around, smoothed my hair with spit, threw the mop away, looked back and smiled, with a wonderful demeanor.
Qian said: I am
However, I didn't have a chance. I grabbed the mop, took off the crooked apron I was wearing, held it in my hand, and rake me.
My hair is messy, I replied awkwardly: I am, what do you want from me?
Handsome guy: I’m Xiaowei’s boyfriend and I want to talk to you
Ah? Talk to me. What's there to talk about? Before I thought about it carefully, I felt people coming and going around me. When I looked carefully,
The woman who was walking back and forth around me, pretending to be a passerby but actually staring at us, was me.
Mom, you keep winking at me, making fists, nodding, or sticking out your tongue.
I understand this. Not only do I admire my speed, but I am also very satisfied with this man. I want to
I must seize the opportunity, otherwise I will be dead when I go home
I'm dizzy, what's all this?
I politely refused, made another appointment, and then went home with the mop on my back.
I followed back with raised eyebrows. When I entered the door, I started fucking and wanted to show it to me.
Fortunately I had a mop to protect myself, otherwise I would have been killed.
When I go to work on Monday, there is still a love show between Xiaowei and Xiaosa at noon. Damn, where do these two bitches put me?
I know Xiaowei, she is actually a very pure girl. The behavior of such a silly bird is that love comes first and everything else is vulgar.
Yes, in my opinion, there is no difference from stupidity
When I was cursing and eating alone, Xiaowei came over and looked at me with complicated eyes.
Damn, of course I don’t like her. What are you looking at? I’ve never seen a beautiful woman.
Xiaowei: I'm sorry, I really love him
Me: It’s okay, it’s okay, love each other well and don’t fight.
Xiaowei: Xiaosa is a very good man, but you don’t cherish him at all
Vomiting, if I cherish you, how can you have a chance?
Me: Sorry, I'm choking. I'm choking. Give me some water.
Xiao Sa ran over, and the strong Xiaowei asked: What's wrong?
Look at me with hostility
Damn, can you please stop making me disgusted? I just choked. Is it illegal to drink water after choking?
The bitches are gone
Maybe, women who steal other people's boyfriends have a sense of superiority in front of abandoned women. I
You can feel it, I'm very angry, you just kidnapped the man, why bother to pretend in front of me, I want to slap her
After get off work, I went downstairs with Xiao Sa
In front of the company, the BMW is parked there, the RMB man stands in front of the tree, and the eyes of all the lustful women are attracted.
The handsome guy gestured: Xiaonan
Depend on
I had the dignity to show an impatient look and walked over and got in the car.
The lustful woman's eyes, Xiao Sa's eyes, and the janitor's head gradually faded away in the car exhaust.
I set my sights on the handsome guy, who has a lot of personality, white skin, steady, quiet, and melancholy.
I once wondered if that Xiaowei's brain had been tricked into abandoning such a high-quality man.
People, to rob my bitch, this is really, I am speechless and ask the heavens
The handsome guy found a secluded place and started talking to me
His name is Xiao Fan. His family has a lot of money. He has a house, a car and savings. He is very, very, very rich.
It can be said that the rich are young, but what is rare is that I have never messed with the relationship between men and women. I like it and am very infatuated. I don’t like eating meat. My life is very old-fashioned. I live alone and have an elder brother. After my father divorced, I married another
Stepmother, family relationships are so complicated.
But, handsome boy? Why are you telling me this?
Xiaofan: I hope you can help me, I hope you can reconcile with your boyfriend, so that Xiaowei will come back
Got it
Phew, spit out a mouthful of drink, sorry, sorry
Me: Let me tell you a story, would you like to hear it? The beginning is scary, the process is funny, and the ending is tragic.
Xiaofan:??????
Me: Once upon a time, there was a ghost. He farted and then he died.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, the whole little coffee shop was filled with my terrifying laughter.
Xiaofan was stunned for a moment, curled the corners of his mouth, looked at me and smiled
Finished laughing
I told him, what you just said is even more ridiculous than my joke
Let’s not talk about your woman, just my old boyfriend, this bitch, trash, don’t ask me to save him
He, the one who came back crying and begging me to turn back with 10 million yuan on his knees, I didn’t even look at him. This girl hates evil the most in her life. How could such garbage make me look back? In this world,
It's hard to find a toad with 3 legs, but there are plenty of men with 2 legs? Why should I look back?
To take a step back, if I look back, there is no chance that another woman will come to me, so will I break up again?
Looking back? Are you tired? Why bother? Why bother?
Besides, I am as beautiful as a flower and a fairy, so I am afraid that I will not be able to find a man?
The girl delivering water came over and didn’t hear what was going on. She only heard the part where I was bragging about myself. She thought I was
I promoted myself to the handsome guy, put down the water heavily, glared at me dissatisfied, and left.
Damn, I’ll deal with you later, you stinky girl
After taking a sip of water, I continued, Handsome guy, look at you, you are rich, handsome, rich, have a house and a
Car, damn, what kind of woman can't you find? Why do you hang yourself from a tree?
That woman is good, beautiful, and gentle, but she doesn't love you anymore, so why do you have to push her so hard?
If you really love her, let her live the life she wants and continue drinking water.
I am so strong, I admire myself very much, I want to give myself a trophy
Xiaofan was already dizzy under the bombardment of my words. I don’t know why, but with so many RMB, he is really a rich man.
I've been trying to persuade you for so long, should I ask for tips or psychological counseling, but I don't have the nerve to say this after all.
But Xiao Fan spoke up: Let me treat you to a meal. I'm sorry to bother you.
I don’t care. I’m a kid when I have food to eat and a handsome guy to accompany me.
I just found a place to eat. Of course, you're welcome. Just try harder.
I eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat.
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat
Xiaofan looked at me in surprise: Aren’t you afraid of getting fat?
I have a big mouthful of food because I am afraid of getting fat and am not a Communist Party member
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Humor is my greatest strength
I finally found someone who appreciates me
After eating and drinking, we walked out of the hotel. When we were standing in front of the BMW and ready to get on the car, Xiao Wei and Xiao Sa, dressed in casual clothes, pushed a bicycle over. On one side was a bicycle dressed in casual clothes.
On one side, they were dressed in formal attire, BMW, and they had just finished drinking and eating, and their little faces were still radiating the blush that naturally comes from being very satisfied with the food. It was just like stealing a man and a woman to meet each other, the fire was everywhere, the four of them, each with their own intentions.
ulterior motive
The purest one is Xiao Fan. Maybe what I said just now stimulated him, so he decided to give Xiao Wei luck.
Fu, let her be happy. I will bear her sufferings, including the unhappiness of sitting in a BMW.
To be continued...