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The story begins on a Sunday

I have been with my boyfriend for 4 years. We were together when we were in college. It was very romantic at the beginning. We played all the so-called petty bourgeoisie and romantic relationships between men and women. After graduating from college, we entered the society. We started to get busy at work and our life gradually changed.

We are almost ready to talk about marriage. My mother paid for the down payment and took care of the decoration. Basically, I was just waiting to choose a good day to get married. It was a wonderful life.

My boyfriend, Xiao Sa, has been acting abnormally since he came back from a college party. He is in a daze every day, and his hands

Your phone is a treasure, you have more private matters, don’t let others see you when surfing the Internet

It's completely the standard sign of having an affair. Of course I found something wrong, but what about the relationship? We have been together for 6 years. When it comes to feelings, there is some, but fatigue is unavoidable. I

I really want to have a good chat with him and communicate with him. This is the way to go.

However, something unexpected happened

At night, Xiaosa mustered up the courage to look at me and said: Xiaonan, let’s break up.

I was stunned, my mind went blank, and I stared at this man: What did you say?

Let's break up, I said let's break up

My heart hurts, but I know that crying in front of a man who doesn't love you is an insult to yourself.

I laugh, I smile, and I try to speak in a calm voice

It's okay to break up. Can you tell me why?

Maybe my smile encouraged him, and he began to talk to me about that college party.

At a party, he met Xiaowei, his sister from before. She had always loved him and waited for him. He said that he suddenly realized that he loved her very much and they were already together...

Oh, that's it. I smiled: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I will help you, it's a great love, I was moved, really. My heart hurts, but I know that at this time, crying and begging can't save a person.

The man who was obsessed with the third party, but my mother bought me a house. At that time, for our own good, my mother also added his name. I absolutely couldn't. I smiled and understood him. I mentioned that we broke up.

How to divide the money? He felt guilty and said to me, I will give you all the deposits and the house your mother bought for you. Tomorrow we will transfer it to your name alone. I looked at the man in front of me who I have been in love with for 6 years.

I needed to vent. At this time, his phone rang. He glanced at me awkwardly. I smiled: It’s okay, it’s okay.

He went aside to talk softly, just like when he was with me.

I walked out of the house and kept walking. I needed to vent. I went to the night market to buy something. No matter how much the boss offered, the counteroffer was always 5 yuan. I finally had the courage to do something I never dared to do.

, the most outrageous thing is that a boss actually sold it to me. I was carrying a pile of clothes bought for 5 yuan and started running a red light. A little policeman stopped me: I looked at him fiercely, I wanted to vent.

Police: Miss, you ran a red light. You are irresponsible for your life.

Me: Damn, I just ran the red light because I was responsible for my life.

Police: ???? There is a crosswalk not far ahead. It is safe to walk that way.

Me: How big of a circle will I have to go around to get to the front? How much time will I waste? A waste of time is a waste of life.

With a responsible attitude towards my life, of course I have to run the red light

Police: However, running a red light can be very dangerous, and a car accident would be unthinkable.

Me: Running a red light may cause a car accident, but walking on a crosswalk will definitely waste your statement.

Between decisions, in line with the attitude of being responsible for my life, of course I choose the possibility

Police: But, but, but

Me: Sample, you’re new here.

Therefore, beautiful women have many benefits. I have always wondered why no one would slap her for such an act.

It was really good luck. I was tired from walking and didn’t want to leave. I ran to a deserted place and faced the empty square.

I yelled and yelled, and people started throwing bottles in the residential building! I ran away.

Call my mom: Mom, your daughter broke up with her boyfriend

Wife: Why?

Me: He has a sexually transmitted disease, and he is very likely to get sepsis, leukemia, premature aging, and neurological disorders.

Chaos. The most important thing is that there is no cure for this disease. Although it looks like ordinary people now, it is all rotten inside.

Got it

Mom: Damn, is it contagious?

Me: No, but it can’t be cured

Mom: Come back quickly. At most, we can give him some money. Damn, who is this guy? His illness is worse than ordinary people.

Mom has never been very fond of Xiao Sa, so it suits her perfectly.

I returned home sadly. The pain of being abandoned seemed to my mother to be a deep-seated love.

My mother comforted me in every possible way, and my father also came to please me.

For the first time, I cried, I burst into tears

Damn it, I am beautiful and good, have a good job, a good personality, and a good character, but I am actually abandoned. How can I be like that?

What a damn man, he spent the best part of my youth, dump me as soon as I want, he’s so spicy, I’m ugh

My mother saw it and was very moved. This child values ​​friendship and is like me.

Life still has to go on. I know very well that only the dearest one will feel sorry for your injury and your pain.

I will cherish you, but in the eyes of onlookers and people who don’t love you

Your scars and pain are free play in their eyes

I never cry in front of anyone other than my mother. Of course, except for Purple Narcissus, my eighth wife, I don’t cry.

But I was beaten to tears by her, and I beat her to tears, so that doesn't count.

I took two days off to go to work, and I was still looking great. It was a foregone conclusion that I would be abandoned and betrayed, and life would go on.

I still have to work, my colleagues looked at me sympathetically, I was confused

After asking, I found out that Xiaowei and Xiaosa had already made love before I came here. Xiaosa and I broke up. No, no.

No, the whole company already knew that I was dumped by Xiao Sa.

Damn, bitch, bitch, bitch

I raised my smiling face and said to my colleagues: Hey, there’s nothing we can do about it, the young girls are really bad at it, we are serious

broke up.

Some laugh, some chuckle, and some sympathize

I can’t control that much anymore, I cursed fiercely in my stomach

Bitch, I will fuck your mother, I will fuck your ancestors, I will fuck your mother, I will fuck your grandma...

I found that such vicious curses not only made me feel better, but also greatly improved my work efficiency.

Occasionally, I will meet Xiao Sa, and he will look at me silently

Damn, the house has been transferred to my name, what else do I have to be afraid of?

I silently told myself that this bitch is riddled with all kinds of diseases and bad luck. Whoever touches him will be unlucky, whoever he meets will be unlucky.

Disgusting, I looked back coldly.

Xiaosa was very surprised by my reaction. Maybe my smile one day gave him the feeling that I was very rational and could not be a lover.

We can be friends. If that Xiaowei quits and kneels down to apologize, can I still be a substitute? After so many years, I

The benefits of it are endless. Apart from a little visual fatigue, I can be regarded as the perfect wife. Of course, my mouth is also good.

It's a bit stinky, hahaha, how could it be possible? It's not my fault to be a bitch. Since everyone has divided it, then it will be divided.

No matter how I am my friend, you are my enemy.

I walked past him indifferently, bitch, I didn’t bother to say another word. If I were asked to say it, it would only be one word.

roll

When I get home from get off work, I pretend to be pitiful and trick my mother into sympathizing with me. I have always been a strong person and there is basically nothing I can do.

Knock me down, let alone a man, a man who has changed his mind

I'm bored on the weekends. I clean up at home, and I'm naturally unkempt. Damn it, if I hadn't eaten and drank recently.

It's too outrageous, I won't work for her as a maid anymore. Cleaning, in my opinion, is self-abuse. After finally finishing it, I resisted the mop and walked out of the house. My little face turned red in the breeze, and I immediately slashed.

Standing at the gate of the community, using a mop to support my mud-like body, I waited for my mother to come back and praise me after the ground dried.

Suddenly, a BMW parked in front of me and the door opened. A man with a noisy personality, wearing a suit and tie, who exuded a message like "I have money, I have RMB, I have a platinum card," appeared.

in front of me

Handsome, so handsome, really handsome

I almost fell down while relying on the mop for support. I changed my position and continued reading.
To be continued...