002 Fat Man Punching a Hole
002 Fatty man digging holes ()
On the way back, the boss made the purpose of driving the fat man out late at night openly and honestly. It was very simple: the small shop business has been very cold recently. The boss, who felt that his wallet was relatively weak, decided to enter the online game studio industry. It was precisely for this reason that the boss called the fat man over to help.
As for the boss's proposal, the fat man did not respond, nor did he respond. Even he himself was the boss's private property, so he naturally had no choice.
The car drove into the boss's community. The fat man volunteered to jump out of the car first, patted his chest and said, "Boss, I'll help you carry this girl home. Don't look at my brother's body, I still have a few strength."
The boss Zhao Fengjiao gave the fat man a blank look and said, "Damn fat man, don't think I don't know what you are thinking. Get out of here, Xiaowen will come down immediately, and I called her."
The fat man's face suddenly became very exciting, and he said unwillingly: "Oh, boss, this is your fault. With me, a man, can you still use this little effort to make trouble for you two delicate ladies?"
Zhao Fengjiao took a hygienic eye to the fat man, pushed the fat man away and said, "Grandma, are you still a man? I'll go to the shop to welcome him tomorrow. Remember to tell all the customers who entered the shop, you are a eunuch!"
The fat man touched his head and smiled and said, "Boss, this is not good, it will scare the customers. The customers are frightened. Who is spending in your store?"
Zhao Fengjiao thought for a while and said, "That's right, let's record it first, fat man."
At this time, a girl walked out in a pink suspender and looked sleepy.
Zhao Fengjiao quickly shouted: "Xiaowen, here, help me get this girl in the car into the elevator."
The fat man rushed over first and walked along with Xiaowen here, his eyes unconsciously looking into Xiaowen's suspender.
In just one second, Xiaowen was completely sleepy, her face was full of colorful clouds, she covered her chest for a few steps and rushed to Zhao Fengjiao. She glanced at the fat man hard, pouted and said, "Boss, why did you find such a fat man to come back? Look at him..."
Zhao Fengjiao patted Xiaowen on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, I will castrate the fat man tomorrow and make him more arrogant."
The fat man was no longer in the mood to experience Zhao Fengjiao's threatening words, because the beauty he picked up was taller and Xiaowen was shorter. What's more important is that Xiaowen was wearing a suspender nightgown, so you can imagine what kind of scene it looked like.
At that moment, the fat man rushed to the front of the three women and enthusiastically retreated to lead the way. However, his eyes kept aiming, as flexible as...
There is no way. Xiaowen's height can only ensure that the beauty picked up was almost half lying on her shoulders. She was weak and she was pressed down half bent down. The sling nightgown was full of spring. Although the little loli was not fully developed, the fat man still felt how beautiful life was at this moment.
After coming out of the elevator, the fat man stepped back to Zhao Fengjiao's door, groped to open the door, Yibo Yuntiandi shouted: "Boss, Xiaowen sister, thank you two for your hard work, leave the rest to me. This girl has blood on her body, I'll go and help her take a shower..."
Zhao Fengjiao scolded: "Go to death, fat man, you think beautifully!"
Then, Zhao Fengjiao and Xiaowen helped the picked up beauty into the only bathroom and shower room in the modified four-bedroom and two-living room. The fat man had to walk back to his room helplessly.
Tragically, the fat man's room was next to the shower room. Listening to the sound of water next to the door, the fat man's heart was like a cat scratching him. He even stretched out his fingers and clenched the wall close to the shower room. It was obvious that the fat man's room was original rather than modified. The fat man had no other gains except for the pain in his fingernails.
When the fat man was very restless, a voice came from next door: "Wow, boss, it's so... white, you... here... wow... hehe..."
Zhao Feng said coquettishly: "Damn girl, hooligan... pay attention to... the sound insulation effect is very good... next door... it's... the fat man..."
The voice immediately became much smaller, but from time to time, there were laughter about eating and tearing, and the fat man was so angry that he gritted his teeth.
In the room, he turned dozens of circles like a headless fly. The fat man suddenly smiled lewdly and walked to the wall near the shower room, looked left and right, and then he proudly kept holding his body to the wall.
After working hard for a long time, the fat man finally carried his bed to the wall near the shower room, and then lay down comfortably, but was not shameless enough to press his ear to the wall and eavesdrop, because the fat man had a greater idea in his heart.
The wall with such poor sound insulation effect will not exceed ten centimeters at best. If you take an impact drill, it will take at most three seconds. Why not work hard? Thinking that after you penetrate a hole, not only the plump and plump boss, the petite Xiaowen, but also the slim and slender beauty will be presented to you, and the fat man's heart and soul can't help but tremble.
Life is always so sexual, always so challenging and dramatic...
The fat man fell asleep happily, not even noticed that the saliva flowed out three feet long.
The next morning, the fat man got up and Zhao Fengjiao, who opened a convenience store in the community, used everything at home, including impact drills.
"Through...through...through...through!" Sure enough, in less than three seconds, the fat man successfully made a small hole between his bedroom and the shower room.
However, before the fat man could detect the effect of his hard work, Zhao Fengjiao's roar in the Hedong lion rang: "Damn fat man, I'm looking for death, grandma, I don't sleep at night, I'm shocked in the morning, I'm going to die!"
With this "I'm going to die", the fat man felt that his flesh was about to melt. While dealing with it a few times, he thought viciously: "Hmph, girl, make you arrogant. When you take a shower tonight, Fat Brother, I've seen you enough and even fantasized about you. Let's see how arrogant you are."
Not long after, Zhao Fengjiao walked out of the bedroom in neat clothes, glanced at the fat man, and cursed: "Grandma, fat man, are you drying your hair early in the morning?" She looked at the impact drill in the fat man's hand in confusion, and then looked at the fat man who seemed to have just come out of the shower room, Zhao Fengjiao...
The fat man didn't give Zhao Fengjiao a chance to doubt it. The fat on his face almost squeezed out his eyes. He said wisely: "It's nothing, it's just that when the sisters take a shower, it's not convenient for them to hang clothes or anything, so he planned to nail a hook in the shower room."
As soon as he said this, the fat man was conquered by himself and thought to himself: "Brother Fat, I am so talented. I can think of such a great reason. If you have a hook to cover it, wouldn't I be safer and more comfortable. Unfortunately, it would be great if I could install a camera. It's just that a pinhole camera is too expensive. Not to mention a pinhole camera, I can't even afford a pinhole camera packaging plastic bag. Alas, life is unsatisfactory."
Zhao Fengjiao's face calmed down a little, she nodded and said, "Oh, fat man, it's rare that you still have this kind of heart. Didn't your father say you were so lazy that you were unwilling to move your nest if you were too lazy to burn your butt?"
The fat man wanted to say in his heart: "Damn it's about the beauty of his buddy. How can he not be more proactive?"
But Zhao Fengjiao didn't give him a chance and said directly: "Fatty, I'm talking to you last night...what do you think?"
The fat man suddenly died and said with a sob: "Boss, you can't do this. It's so unkind. My buddy went out with you to push the car all night last night. So you just lie to your buddy? I know you're about to have a leftover girl. Now I'm worried about marrying, but I can't ruin my brother's youth. I haven't had my first love yet...ah..."
Before the fat man finished his words, he was beaten to the ground by Zhao Fengjiao with a whip.
But the fat man not only did not exhale the pain, but instead drooled, his eyes shining, and shouted in a bad mood: "Good kick, boss, another kick."
Zhao Fengjiao acted like to kick, but suddenly remembered that she had just woken up and hadn't worn anything yet... Obviously, the fat man had already been beaten just now...
Thinking of this, even though Zhao Fengjiao was extremely fierce, she couldn't help but blush on her face and yelled with her hips: "Fatty, I'm talking about entering the online game studio. Grandma, forget it, there is a bank card on the dining table with a password 484484, which is homophonic to be fat, you go buy five sets of game helmets and matching light brains, and the helmets are exclusive to the "Fenghuo" game."
Seeing that Zhao Fengjiao had already returned to her room, the fat man who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, he had to get up and muttered: "Damn, I'm so stingy. Since he wants to open an online game studio, he actually bought such a cheap light brain and game helmet, and he couldn't even afford to buy a game warehouse."
However, as a typical representative of single-cell linear logical thinking, Fatty is a simple optimist, so he quickly adjusted his unpleasant mood by himself because he suddenly thought: Why did the boss suddenly make such a low-level mistake? He actually gave himself the bank card and told his password. Isn't this forcing himself to escape with the money?
"The boss is kind to me to save my father, and it is too unkind to escape with the money." The fat man despised himself in his heart and thought, "But, it should be fine to falsely report some money and buy an inflatable doll. Oh, I am just too kind and pure, and I don't want to commit such a good opportunity to commit a crime."
Chapter completed!