001 Pick up a beautiful woman ()

The autumn is clear and the moon is full and there is no wind.

On a small road covered with green shade in the western suburbs of Xin'an City, dense leaves cover the bright moonlight, and occasionally a few spots penetrate the dense gaps of leaves and sprinkle on the road surface.

"Hum! Huh! Huh! Well...ah...wow..." The heavy breathing sound mixed with onomatopoeias that are emitted from time to time due to force, from far to near, slowly but endlessly.

A sharp and gentle female voice came over, "Fatty... use force..."

"Hey...ah...professor, I...I can't stand it anymore, ah..." The fat man let out a desperate wail.

"Pu!" The heavy breathing sound came to an abrupt end.

The woman said resentfully, "I'm a fat man, I actually called you the boss lady, you're sincere, right? I mocked me for watching me, I haven't successfully gotten married yet. Is there any? Grandma's, Bai Chang's fatty meat makes you unable to push even if you push a car. Do you believe it or not? I took high heels and heels to give you ear piercings?"

The fat man jumped up from the ground and begged, "Don't, boss...oh...no...boss, my respect for you is beyond the mountains and unparalleled... Let's abandon the car... Anyway, you said we're just driving out for a ride... by the way, look at the moon... talk about life... I... am not picky about the environment..."

"Bang!" The sound of slamming the door was heard, and then the high heels on the cement road were stepped on, like a needle piercing the fat man's heart, making the fat man's face pale in an instant.

"Okay, I have hills and valleys on my chest, and I am selfless and wide. I won't bother you, a fat man this time. Don't lie on the ground and pretend to be dead. Get up and see if I can start the car."

The fat man crawled into the car with agility that was completely incompatible with his body shape. When he turned on the lights of the car, the fat man burst into tears and said with a sob: "Boss, you... you didn't take off the gear lever, this is uphill."

The woman, who was called "the boss" by the fat man, walked back to the car door and asked in confusion: "Do you need to remove the gear lever?"

The fat man wiped his nose, looked at the woman outside the car with resentment, and muttered in a low voice: "If you don't remove the gear lever, you should step on the clutch and think I am... Oh, you are obviously a petty person, and you can take off and land the plane on your chest..."

"Fatty, you'll die for me. What did you say? Open your dog's eyes and see. My chest is considered an airport, and all women in the world are all Tarim." The boss scolded with his hips.

The fat man hugged his head with both hands and muttered, "It depends on you that you have to take off your clothes. If you have to put two steamed buns in it..."

"Bang!" The boss punched the roof of the car, and the Lion of Hedong roared: "Fatty, don't want to mess around? Get out of here, don't forget that you begged me for work and pay off my debts and sell yourself to save my father!"

The fat man rolled and crawled into the car, evasively separated the boss one meter and leaned against the back door of the car, and said aggrievedly: "It's been so old and I'm still selling myself to save my father, so I'll just work for you. I said so well, I drove out for a ride to see the moon, but as soon as I left the city, I pushed the cart until now..."

Speaking of this, the fat man was already swiftly rushing out. If nothing unexpected happens, the boss will definitely get angry. Although the fat man has been dreaming about how good it would be to change the cart to an old man's cart this night, the fat man still understands the truth that only by saving his life can he enjoy sexual blessings.

"Ah, ah! Boss, this... this... this... this is dead!" The fat man's horrified voice suddenly came from behind the tree next to the road ten meters away.

The boss was stunned for a moment and stopped. Hedong lion roared: "Fatty, don't do this. Are you playing horror movies? Want to scare me into your arms, and then you can take the opportunity to take advantage of it? Grandma, I'm tough enough to be afraid of death. Do you crawl back and receive punishment for me, or wait for me to come over and catch you in person?"

While speaking, the boss walked skeptically towards the place where the fat man made a sound.

After crossing the landscape tree on the roadside, the boss saw the fat man sitting on the ground leaning against the landscape tree, his right hand stuffed into his mouth, and his body was trembling.

Following the fat man's terrified gaze, the boss saw a hard plastic trash can that was more than half a person tall next to the landscape tree, with a black shadow hooked on the edge of the trash can and his head resting on the ground, and his whole person seemed to be rushing to the edge of the trash can, life and death were unknown.

Seeing this scene, the boss instinctively wanted to retreat, and suddenly thought: In the wilderness, there is no valuable thing on the body, if there is a...

The boss couldn't help laughing at his cleverness twice, and walked closer with the courage to use the bright moonlight, muttering to himself: "Grandma, she is actually lying down. She can only see her long hair. I don't know if she has a bag... Fatty, hurry up and get a flashlight. She didn't come back within ten seconds. I will deduct your salary for one year."

The fat man, who was still trembling, instantly returned to normal after hearing the deduction of one year's salary, rushed to the car and got a flashlight.

The boss took the flashlight, illuminated it, and said in the dark shadow: "Fatty, go and turn it over for him, and take a pocket to see if there is anything valuable?"

The fat man immediately shook his head like a rattle, and the fat on his face kept shaking, and said tremblingly: "Old... Boss, it's not auspicious to take out the pockets of the body... and... and he left my fingerprints on his body, and the police would cause trouble... Or I'll help you with the lights, you personally..."

The boss glared at the fat man fiercely and said coldly: "Damn fat man, can you say this? Grandma, I'm going to pull you out tonight, I originally wanted to tell you: the business of the store is in a downturn and I have to pay the rent. I plan to invest in an online game studio.

There are so many things to do in the game in the future. I just let you do it skillfully in advance. Hum, I actually let my mother do it myself. Are you still a man? I am a mother's, so this kind of work must be done by the husband, unless you go back tomorrow and welcome the shop at the door of the shop for three consecutive days. If a customer comes in, you will tell him that you are a eunuch."

The fat man's face changed drastically, and he said with gritted teeth: "Boss, you...you are cruel enough! I accept it!" After saying word by word, the fat man rushed back to the car with tears in his face, but his eyes were always on the boss with flashlight. He thought to himself: "Damn, the boss's wife is too greedy for money and will not let anyone go. She deserves to be unable to marry. However, it really doesn't work. If you don't have to be responsible, Fat Brother, I can take some losses to help her comfort her lonely body."

The boss's face changed violently, and his hand holding the flashlight trembled involuntarily, but when he thought of "What if there is a canvas bag under the body, which contains tens of millions of dollars... no... I will be satisfied." The boss's heart was filled with infinite courage and suppressed the horror in his heart. The boss quietly reached out his hand to the black shadow.

As soon as he closed his eyes, the boss suddenly stuffed his hand under the body and touched it - it was so soft, touch it again...

A loud roar from the east of the river cut through the quietness of the city late at night: "Fatty, come and carry her to the car quickly, and she is still alive!"

"The living is almost dead. I would rather be a eunuch than do this kind of life." The fat man answered the boss angrily.

The boss's voice sounded again in the quiet suburbs: "It's a mother."

"Huh!" A gust of wind sounded, and the fat man rushed over like a bolt of lightning... Oh... a very thick bolt of lightning.

"I'm so tired! Boss, should we take her to the hospital or go home directly?" The fat man put the woman he picked up in the back seat of the car, staying beside him and refused to leave. He asked while patting his chest and gasping.

"Get back to the passenger seat for me, grandma, what's wrong with you? Look at your face like a pig, I want to get up and down while I'm driving? Get out of here!" The boss said unceremoniously that fat man's little thoughts.

The fat man had to climb into the passenger seat with helpless look on his face.

"Squeak...this..." The boss skillfully ignited the fire, then turned the steering wheel hard, and the clutch loosened, and the car began to turn around skillfully.

The fat man's eyes were wider than those of a bull's eyes, and his fingers pointed at the steering wheel on the boss's hand, trembling constantly.

The driver was extremely focused and frowned and said, "Grandma, fat man, take away your fat pig's paws. Do you want to be a stingy man? Look at your promising prospects, you are still fifty centimeters away."

Fatty boy said vainly: "No...no...yes..."

The roar of the Hedong lion sounded again: "Shut up! Grandma, I'm annoying to speak hardest, and I hate men who speak hardest, if you say hardest, shut up if you say hard, otherwise I'll throw you out of the car and help you lose weight!"

The fat man finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, "No, boss, the car has been dead since it left the city and just now, but as soon as this girl got on the car, she could immediately start the fire. Don't you think it's supernatural? Is this girl a legendary fairy?"

The boss was stunned for a moment, pressed the car radio, stepped on the accelerator, laughed loudly, and said, "Damn fat man, you think beautifully, you are a fairy and a vixen. Unfortunately, your baby's waist is longer than his height, so he is not considered as a professional expert in astronomy and network games. Athena, after our reporter confirmed to the Xin'an police, the rumor is true. It is said that Athena has been engaged in the internal testing of the game that will be undeleted for public beta before her disappearance - "Fenghuo".
Chapter completed!