Chapter 3805 Gradually become bananas(2/2)
, found that he was seriously ill..."
"Wait a minute, do you think I will be tempted by a mere banana? Silly brother, I'm just teasing you!" I said these triumphant words while jumping back to the Loli princess with tears streaming down my face.
"Bastard, I gave you a banana but you don't want it. In that case, you all must die for me!" The devil was angry and raised the salted fish high again.
"Wait, I don't need the banana, please let Athena go, she's just a child!"
"If you don't want bananas, what are you doing here?"
Yes?
My head was a little confused. I didn’t want bananas. What was I doing here? Did I come here to find trouble with my twin brother, the mentally retarded Banana Demon King?
"We are here to find the treasure!" the little doll was furious.
"You are really here to covet my bananas!" the devil was furious.
"Come on, who is afraid of whom?"
"Be brave, let me chop you to death!"
"Etc., etc!"
Seeing that the two of them were cross-eyed and their foreheads were almost touching, I shouted to stop again. After both parties stopped, I stopped talking in a hurry and turned my head to rub it together, and then rub it again.
As expected of you, my destined brother, you can make my bananas consume so quickly.
The replenishment of energy allowed my brain to gradually clear up and realize the problem.
"I just said, if the treasure is bananas, then all of them belong to you, and the rest belongs to me, how about that?"
"That won't work either." The Demon King thought for a moment and shook his head.
"Why!" Aren't you a banana devil who only loves bananas? You betrayed the Banana God Cult! I will kill your whole family!!!
"I found this place first. All the treasures belong to me. Why should I share them with you? I won't give you even a little bit." The devil made a small money gesture. He was obviously a mentally retarded person, but he was very shrewd at this time.
, it’s so similar...
Don't worry about the details.
"In that case, why did you leave a warning specifically for us to come in?"
"That's right." The Demon King scratched his head in confusion. In the end, he still lost to the crappy script setting.
"You're all here, so I'll give you a little bit."
"How much? One percent. That's too little. Twenty-eight cents at most. Give me more, give me more. No more. How about three or seven, you three and me seven! It's so beautiful, I can only give you three or seven at most.
! In this way, we each take a step back, four or six points, you four and I six. We can't retreat anymore, I am four and you are six. If you don't accept it, get out! For the sake of brotherhood, give a little more, fifty or five points! You are too
I've gone too far. I take back what I just said. I can only give you 28%. I'll give you 80%! Don't go too far. At least give me 10%, otherwise don't blame me for falling out! Shameless, you even want to get 10%. I said 28%.
It’s only 28 points, you can’t even think of getting any more! Do you really want to be so heartless? No matter what, brothers have nothing to do! Okay, you forced me to do this! Do you think you will be my opponent?!"
Athena and the little puppet looked confused after hearing this, and their minds gradually became mathematical. Could it be that these two people were really having a serious discussion about dividing the spoils?
Just as she was about to use a knife or a gun, Athena had an idea and blurted out.
"There is only one treasure. No matter how you divide it, it cannot be divided equally. How about the banana belongs to you and the treasure belongs to me?"
"this……"
I thought about it carefully, and it seemed that it was indeed a solution. I looked at my mentally retarded brother. He showed a wise look in his eyes, thought seriously for three seconds, and finally nodded.
"Mr. Lu Xun once said, don't worry about scarcity but worry about inequality, and it is true."
"This way it's fair, let's make peace."
"elder brother!"
"younger brother!"
"I'm going to get the treasure. You stay here and don't move around."
After telling me this, he put away the salted fish and staggered to the gate. There was a ravine, and he had to jump down and then climb up. He carefully stretched his feet down first, jumped lightly, and disappeared into the ditch.
After a while, ten fingers poked out from the other side, using both hands and feet. After trying dozens of times, I finally climbed up with difficulty. At this time, I saw his back.
With a bang, the pendulum iron ball dropped from the sky and was knocked away.
"I didn't expect there was one last trap in front of the door. It's really dangerous." Princess Loli clapped her hands and wiped the cold sweat from her forehead in surprise.
"He was already dying. He had stepped on too many traps in front of him and was seriously injured. He only had one breath left. He was about to succeed, but he still fell before the finish line."
The little doll stepped forward, jumped lightly over the ravine that was only more than one meter wide, and checked the breath of the demon king who had to mosaic the ground to pass the trial. Then he shook his head regretfully at us and hugged the black and white.
Xianyu walked back and stuffed all of them on my cloak. After smelling his little palms, he scrubbed them vigorously in disgust.
"Here, take care of the Demon King's relics."
Chapter completed!