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"Etc., etc!"

Seeing that this disagreement was about to start a fight, I came on stage in a panic and quickly called for a stop. Everyone, please stop, this is not a just war!

"What are you waiting for? There is only one person on the other side now. It's a good opportunity to kill him." The little puppet aggressively put on a tortoise stance. Why do you feel like listening to your words and I don't know who is the devil?

Already.

Also, there is only one person on the other side who ranks among the top three dead FLAGs. If you say that, wouldn’t I be more confident?

"Don't be so angry. Violence will not solve the problem." I used a gentle tone to soothe the little doll's restless heart.

"But people who can solve problems."

This is a good thing to say, but I think you are the one who has been causing trouble!

This is the dream of a Loli princess, and she has the final say over her territory. Just saying this made me want to join the Demon King's army on the spot.

"Do you have to fight and kill like this? He is your childhood sweetheart, right? Don't you have any feelings at all?"

Seeing that the little doll was unreasonable, I quickly winked at Princess Loli. Although it was the same person, the real person was shy and not good at rejecting people.

"But... this... but..." Princess Loli was in a dilemma. She looked at me, then at the little doll, and then at the Demon King. She simply lowered her head, opened up her notebook, and wrote on it on the spot.

, there was silence for a while, only the rustling of the pen tip remained.

"Okay." After a moment, she let out a sigh of relief as if everything was done.

Did you solve the problem? Or did you solve the puppet or the devil? All in all, it was a good job. I made a fist and waved it, and I felt that the Loli princess could still communicate.

"Not anymore."

"Huh?" I pumped my fist into the air and froze.

"We are no longer childhood sweethearts."

"What a mess!"

"Changed to Mr. Tarasha's twin brother."

"My stupid brother, are you going to be seduced by this woman and betray my brother?"

Next to me, the unlucky road idiot, a retarded devil with an ordinary appearance wearing an outdated cloak and putting on a great look, looked like he didn't deserve a beating. In the blink of an eye, he showed me various JOJO bodies.

No, why can't I be the elder brother? I have to be the younger brother?

No, that's not the fault. You're so uncooperative! Can you show some dignity? Are you a demon king or a tool?!

No, you are such a JOJO guy, you are so proud of yourself, you banana idiot devil!

No, it seems that I am scolding the wrong person, it seems that I am scolding myself.

No, my mind is so messed up!

Facing the Loli princess with rosy cheeks and a satisfied look on her face, as if she had completed a great masterpiece, my heart was full of energy and thousands of words, all condensed into five words.

Damn it, why!

Why are you always persecuting me and targeting me? Is there no one else besides me who can share the firepower?

Oh, it seems there really isn't.

After thinking about this, I feel better... That's weird, you bastard!

I want to protest!

"Wait, this is a foul, how can you change the settings temporarily!"

"It's not... it's not a temporary revision. I already had a vague idea in my mind." Princess Loli shyly explained. When she mentioned this masterpiece that has been handed down from generation to generation, she became more fluent and confident.

"Look, the protagonist has been changed, right?"

"And you two are very similar."

The little doll added, "Shut up, whose fault is this?!"

After taking a breath, I said earnestly: "I understand the truth, but does the protagonist have to have some kind of kinship relationship with the villain Bo SS?"

"This is also to create conflicts, explore human nature, and deepen the theme. Faced with the fact that his own brother is the devil, the protagonist should choose family love or justice. Hmm, isn't this interesting?"

That’s it, I taught her along the way, and she applied what she learned to me.

At this moment, I wish I could stick a rocket in my anus and run straight towards the sun. What do you think I am?

In the grassland, weakness is written all over the two faces.

Seeing that Princess Loli was immersed in her own writing world, while the little doll was sharpening its sword and punching, as if ready to pounce and die with the devil at any time, I gave up thinking... ah no, I gave up.

communicate.

Turn to face the Demon King.

"What...Brother, we have something to talk about, can we not fight or kill each other?"

"As long as you don't steal my bananas." The devil, who was still posing in the JOJO pose, looked at us condescendingly.

I don't know why I suddenly want to snatch his banana.

"Our target is the treasure here. We don't want bananas. There will be no conflict." I don't know why I suddenly said something Taijun said. Maybe I thought this script had the flavor of a divine drama.

"The treasure here is only bananas. My stupid brother, you really want to go against me." Saying this, the devil's black hair turned white, his cloak suddenly bulged, and his wings flew, and his right hand was raised above his head.

Holding a handful high...

A five-foot-long salted fish that occasionally twitches strangely.

"I can't continue acting!" I turned around and cried desperately, falling into Tia's arms, nuzzling, nuzzling.

"Be good, be good, Fanfan don't cry."

"When will this end?" Ceng Ceng, Ceng Ceng.

"I think...probably...should...maybe...maybe...hopefully...it will be over soon."

"Okay, keep working." The energy tank is full, throw the tile, and it's back!

When I turned around, I found the Loli princess and the little doll looking at me in shock.

"Shocked, the weird Mr. Monkey is actually talking to the air!"

"Ana, Mr. Tarasha, has he... already... already..."

"Athena, you guessed it right. Mr. Monkey has become insane under the torture of family love and justice. He has been single for more than forty years and actually imagines that he is married!"

"Could it be that the person he just talked to..."

"That's right, it's the non-existent wife he imagined in his mind!"

[It’s not that it doesn’t exist, I am Fanfan’s wife. Nana, you are going a little too far. 】

The veins on Dia's forehead twitched, and for the first time she shook her fist at her best friend from 30,000 years ago, but it was a pity that the other party couldn't see her.

"Okay, okay, just treat me as insane and let's get down to business." I interrupted by clapping my hands with a smile on my face, not minding the other party's slander at all.

If you want to say why, I can only tell you that the facial cleanser produced at home is so effective.

If it's serious business...

Looking back at the Demon King, he still maintained the majestic posture of holding the salted fish high, not moving at all, but the special effect of the cloak was gone, and it hung down shriveled, looking like a husky soaked by the downpour, with his hands and feet slightly twitching.

Trembling.

Those pitiful little eyes with a hint of grievance in the urging were like saying, stop talking about meaningless digressions over there, hurry up and notice me, hurry up and look at the salted fish in my hand, hurry up

Say something, I'm tired.

Sensing my gaze, he quickly put the salted fish down, turned his back and rubbed his wrists, then came back with a cough and raised his head proudly.

"How's it going? Are you scared? It's still too late to retreat now."

"No, no, didn't you leave a warning for us to come all the way?" I stopped repeatedly, saying that this line did not match the script setting.

"That's right, I asked you to come. Why on earth is this?" The Demon King was a little confused. After thinking about it for a while, he seemed to have finally remembered something and started to JOJO again.

"I'm stupid..."

"Long story short."

"Well, since you are my brother, I plan to give you some bananas."

"real?!"

"But you have to kill the little girl first."

The plot suddenly became hardcore, and I was a little uncomfortable with it. After thinking about it, a scale emerged in my mind. On one side of the scale were the attractive yellow bananas, and on the other side were the Loli princesses and the little dolls.

"Athena, don't blame me. If you want to blame, blame the banana." I decisively jumped to the Demon King's side, turned around and pointed my sword at the Loli Princess and the doll.

"What should I do? At the most critical moment, Mr. Monkey, the only one with fighting ability, was tempted by bananas and rebelled." The villain turned around anxiously.

"Anna, don't panic, this is Mr. Tarasha's plan. He pretended to surrender to the enemy, but he actually wanted to find an opportunity to assassinate the Demon King. But unfortunately, at this most critical moment, when he was about to succeed, he suddenly covered his heart in pain.
To be continued...