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"You're quite clever." I stared at him with eager and malicious eyes.

"Thank you, thank you, Wu's movements are not slow either." The red and white princess bent over slightly, as if preparing to dodge.

"There is a flaw!"

"So naive!"

He grabbed the red and white princess with his hand. As a result, there was a pop of white mist, and the person in his hand turned into a talisman. The real red and white princess appeared in the sky a few meters away. With a wave of his small hand, dozens of talismans appeared.

The paper flew away in a scattering pattern without any money.

"Ha! It's about me... No, it's an illusion." Seeing those talismans directly penetrate the body of Saint Yue Xian Lang, Ling Meng felt distressed and secretly said something bad.

Above her, a real hand grabbed her by the collar.

"Watch my golden cicada shed its shell." I thought that the red and white princess would settle down here, but unexpectedly, she lowered her head and the collar, which was draped like a short mini cloak, automatically fell off from her clothes.

.

"..."

Your sister, this exposed armpit has such a ferocious function?

In a blink of an eye, the collar in my hand turned into more than ten talisman papers. The talisman papers flashed with white light and turned into countless thunder snakes under my ominous gaze.

"It's so dangerous. It's so dangerous." As tears flashed, I had already returned to the place where I was. Watching the lightning burst, which could not be underestimated, I wiped my sweat and looked at the red and white princess up and down with suspicious eyes. Suddenly,

It felt like any part of her miko costume could fall off automatically at any time.

Huh? Why does this description sound a bit h-like? I obviously didn’t mean to express it this way.

The little fight ended here, and the face lost its wide collar and turned into a red vest-shaped witch costume. The red and white princess calmly took out a stack of talisman paper and tapped it lightly.

As the white light flashed, the white wide patterned lace collar returned.

"Is this dress really made of talisman paper?" I angrily lifted the spiritual coffee table. It seemed that I had discovered the great secret of the witch clan.

This setting is too erotic, bastard. If I had a pick-up artist...

"After I went back, I learned from my experience and decided to set an example and put the clothes I was wearing as a display first. In this way, the guests will definitely be moved." The Red and White Princess gave me a thumbs up.

"How's it going? This distinguished guest, after seeing such a wonderful function of the talisman paper, aren't you still excited? As long as the enemy grabs the underwear, there will be a bang, just like my collar just now, the underwear will automatically fall off, you can use this

It’s so convenient to escape the enemy’s capture. By the way, if you had grabbed my top instead of my collar, the scene would have been more eye-catching, but I didn’t wear a bra under it.”

"That kind of thing is none of my business!" I once again angrily hit the coffee table in my mind, but my heart was involuntarily affected by this unscrupulous red and white princess. I imagined that if what I just grabbed was a shirt, it would disappear with a bang.

There was only a looming neckline covering her moderately sized breasts, and my nose suddenly felt a little itchy.

"I don't think anyone would go out of their way to grab the enemy's underwear and bra. And even if they did, the situation would be very bad." I shook my head to drive away the evil thoughts. I looked at the Red and White Princess, and my eyes became pitiful. This guy,

Sure enough, he has no business acumen at all, but he has the greed of profiteers. This is the most tragic thing.

"How...how could it be possible?" A bolt of thunder seemed to flash behind the red and white princess's head, and she was greatly shocked, and then she fell to her knees on the ground.

"Could it be that...could it be said that it is another failed product?"

"I'm sorry, but it is." I nodded vigorously, give up, stop messing with those things, it will be easier to sell money with your integrity.

"There is no way. It seems that the plan has completely failed. I can only go back to my old job."

The Red and White Princess muttered in frustration, and I looked at her curiously, wanting to know what [Old Profession] was.

I saw this guy take out a big box, put it on the ground, put a cushion in the box, stood up, sat down in the box, skillfully took out a wooden sign, hung it in front of the box, and then took care of himself

He started drinking tea.

The sign said "Miko Princess, one hundred thousand pieces, buy quickly, time is limited".

I:"……"

Red and White Princess: "...ssssss~~"

"I won't buy it, I definitely won't buy it." After confronting her for a few seconds, I took a few steps back, as if I was not facing a princess with a hundred thousand integrity, but the Four Demon Kings.

Red and White Princess: "Ji~~~~~" (I stare)

"Even if you look at me like this, I won't buy it." If I take a step back and buy this product back, the average moral integrity of the entire Dark Continent will drop by several levels. As a savior, I must not be fooled.

"Don't worry, I never force others to make deals."

"I am the only one in this barren mountain and there is no way that anyone else is passing by. You are obviously hinting at something." I pointed at the other person and revealed it mercilessly.

"I didn't expect that after reaching this point, I still couldn't make any money." The red and white princess came out of the box with great regret, took the box back, and sighed.

"There is no other way but to use the last resort."

"The last resort."

"Well, I just learned the most practical trick. If it succeeds, I will definitely make money."

"Come here." I'm sure I can get money? Where can I get it? Who else but me? I don't think that fool 9 who even his mother would admit his mistake will have it, so I have to stay absolutely vigilant.

I saw the red and white princess rushing forward. Good guy, you are finally cornered. Do you want to do that nasty job of bleeding from the knife edge?

I put on a parrying posture and was about to respond when I suddenly realized that this guy didn't seem to want to attack me.

This rushing movement and posture were so familiar that it gave me a feeling of déjà vu, as if it had happened not long ago.

I watched blankly as the red and white princess flew towards me, threw herself into my arms, and then shouted with deep sorrow.

"Mother."

Rumbling, under the blue sky and grassland, accompanied by countless grass and mud horses running wildly, there were also streaks of thunder flashing past.

Mom, mom...Mom? What kind of trouble does this guy want to make? Isn't a fool 9 enough?

Suddenly, I suddenly woke up.

No, this is very similar to "Let's be friends with rich people." This princess of integrity definitely came with such bad intentions.

Damn you, I almost fell for it. Because what the red and white princess did was so affectionate and dramatic. Even more similar than Cirno. If she hadn't said at the beginning, "I want to use this method to get some."

Money] This sentence made me alert. Maybe I will fall into the illusion of "Do I really have such a daughter?" and I can't extricate myself.

Why didn't I know before that this red and white princess is actually a movie star, and her acting skills are not inferior to those of the pornographic maid.

As if following the script, I yelled "Let go", but thinking that the other person was a girl, I couldn't bear it and couldn't treat her so cruelly and ruthlessly, so I had to gently spread my arms and gently lift the red and white hair in my arms.

The princess hugged.

Then, tighten your arms and squeeze hard!

German arch bridge fall! I won’t let you escape again this time!

With a bang, the red and white princess in my arms turned into a talisman and disappeared. It made my teeth itch with hatred. Damn it, it failed again.

"The same tricks are of no use to me." The red and white princess appeared more than ten meters away, drinking tea calmly and said.

Appeared, the moral saint!

But at this moment, an accident suddenly occurred. Cirno, who was imprisoned in the bubble, finally escaped, rolled up a huge ice and snow and attacked the red and white princess from behind. In the blink of an eye, she was drinking tea, but she still maintained a calm attitude.

The red and white princess froze.

"Hahaha, idiot, big idiot Reimu, you have indeed been fooled. I didn't waste my patience for so long." Cirno looked at Reimu who turned into an ice sculpture and smiled proudly.

Unexpectedly, she has been preparing for an attack. This idiot... Although his brain is very stupid, his fighting instinct is not bad.

Turning around, Cirno stretched out her ice wings, rushed forward in one breath, and threw herself into my arms again.

"Mom~~~"

Looking at the stupid girl acting coquettishly in my arms, I was speechless.

Suddenly, Cirno's whole body stiffened, as if she had been petrified, and she remained motionless in my arms.

The red and white princess came up patting the ice shards on her body and sighed in frustration.

"I didn't expect that I would be attacked by this idiot. I was really careless."

Then with a wave of the talisman, Cirno, whose whole body was stiff and unable to even move her eyes, was wrapped in bubbles again and isolated from the outside world.

"I finally understand why you are short of paper." I said clearly as I watched the red and white princess use the stacks of talisman papers without hesitation.

"Yeah, I finally understand. There are still shrines that need to be repaired. Really, they are all annoying people." She pressed her forehead helplessly and shook her head. The red and white princess said with a headache.

"I have a question."

"oh?"

"You... have known my identity for a long time, right?" I stared at the red and white princess and asked word by word.

"Say... what are you talking about? I'm not interested at all in what kind of expression or behavior a pervert who turns into a woman and becomes someone else's mother will face me." The Red and White Princess quickly denied.

"Don't you already know this very clearly?" So it turns out that this has been seen through a long time ago. It's disgusting. Not only has his moral integrity been lost, but he has also been treated as a monkey. How disgusting!

"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone." The red and white princess gave me a thumbs up, then took out a piece of paper and scribbled on it.

"You won't tell others, but you will write to others, right?" I gritted my teeth and rushed forward, tearing the paper into pieces.
To be continued...