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The brain is still buzzing, and there are tens of millions of grass-mud horses inside that are spitting and walking around.

The girl in my arms seemed to be addicted to it. She kept murmuring "Mom", a word that doubled the number of butterflies in my heart every time she uttered it. She rubbed her face on the plump and soft breasts. A sincere feeling of happiness that comes from the heart, and it doesn’t seem like a joke.

Wait...wait, bastard!!!

I transformed into Godzilla and spewed out his fury, burning all the grass and mud horses to death. I pulled the girl out of my arms, pressed her shoulders, and looked at her with serious words.

"Sorry, you got the wrong person."

"impossible!"

The rather straightforward answer and the firm look in his eyes made me speechless for a moment, and I even had the illusion that I was really wrong.

"This... this, I'm sorry, I really don't know you, and why is it mom? You must have recognized the wrong person." I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and continued to try to quibble... No, I'm trying to quibble about your size. Explain clearly.

"Even if I don't know Cirno, she is still Cirno's mother." The girl who called herself Cirno concluded very stubbornly.

How do you pronounce 9? 99? Sorry, I really can't bear such a heavy number.

"Since we don't know each other, how can we still be my mother?" I kept trying to explain to this girl, whose name even sounded like an idiot.

"Because my mother left when Cirno was very young, it's natural that she doesn't know the current Cirno."

The other party said in an unquestionable tone, as if he had constructed a touching and bloody script in his mind and believed it deeply.

Woo hoo hoo, no, I don’t want to be a mother, let alone a down and out mother. Especially I don’t want to be a stupid mother. If I admit it, wouldn’t it prove the terrifying nature of the laws of inheritance?

"You are definitely mistaken. I don't remember having such a daughter. Besides, you and I don't look alike at all. How could we be mother and daughter?" I wiped my sweat profusely and presented the strongest evidence. .

Look at my long, jet black hair, look at my fluffy wolf ears, and then I want you to take a look at it, do you see it? This tail, the flexible wolf tail is swaying, And breasts, yes, breasts! You obviously have small breasts, the gap is huge hahahaha.

No, no, why am I so happy, you bastard!

I held my head in pain and screamed. Before the misunderstanding was explained clearly, I had already started to mess up. This is not okay, Watson!

"Who said it's no longer the same? It's just because the resemblance is no longer the same that she is Cirno's mother." The girl tilted her head slightly and said something that made me unbelievable.

"Are you telling me what we look like?" I don't have much education, so don't fool me. We are completely different from you, including our clothes, except that we are both girls... No, we are both girls and your sister! I am a pure man, So, she and I don't have the slightest similarity at all.

"This, this is the characteristic of our ice fairy clan." The girl looked at my back with shining eyes and pointed hard.

"this?"

Following her direction, I tilted my head and looked behind me, and saw six shiny ice wings floating quietly behind me.

Then he turned around and looked at the six ice wings behind the girl.

That's it. In this way, I am really her long-lost mother, so much so that even I can't refuse her. Really, when did I give birth to such a big daughter? I'm so careless, I'm such a fool.

(Knocking on the head in a cute way).

Your sister is so cute!!!

"Wait, this is a misunderstanding." I stretched out my hand to make a pause gesture. I didn't expect that this would cause the other party to misunderstand. I was too careless, but this way, it would be easier to explain.

As the girl watched, with a chirp, the six ice wings behind me disappeared.

You see, these are not wings, they are just equipment. Now you should recognize the fact. Although it may be a big blow, I have no choice but to wish you find your real mother as soon as possible.

Thinking in my mind, I nodded my head, waiting for the girl to use her own eyes to clarify the misunderstanding.

"Oh, mom is so awesome." The girl clapped her hands.

"Yes, yes, it's very powerful. I'm a being that even the law can't stop... No, wait, why are you still calling me mom?" I suddenly reacted and saw the girl pointing at me and asking for credit.

Looking at me with eager eyes.

"Cirno can do it too." After saying that, there was a snap, and the six ice wings behind her also disappeared and seemed to be put away.

This! This! Is! OK!?

I was stunned and couldn't say a word.

"You...are those your wings?"

"Yes."

"The wings can also be retracted, and can they become invisible?"

"Because we are a clan of ice fairies, can't mom do it too?"

"They say I'm not...wait a minute, even if I'm from the ice fairy clan, I'm not necessarily your mother." I suddenly discovered a flaw. It was such a simple truth that I only noticed it now. It was such a mistake.

"No, it must be." The girl lowered her head slightly, showing a lonely look.

"Because the ice fairy is the only one left now, Cirno. She has always been alone, so you must be Cirno's mother."

I:"……"

What should I do? I seem to be at a loss.

No, I can't just give in and succumb to the halo of tragedy and be given this title that is even more unacceptable to me than the Prince of Beasts.

The hardware is not good, so I can only use the software. Isn’t this guy stupid? It seems that this is the only way to use it. In order to prove that I am not her mother, I have to let her understand. My IQ is much higher than hers. I am not at all.

At the same level.

"No, we can't tell yet." Looking at the sad look in the girl's eyes, I said harshly.

"Have to test it."

"Oh oh oh, what are you testing? Cirno likes playing games the most." As expected of an idiot, she suddenly became excited.

"Just the simplest math." Thinking of the name of Bingyi, I simply chose the topic.

"No problem." Suddenly, the girl became arrogant, put her hands on her hips, and looked at me as if she was sure of winning, as if the topic I chose was exactly what she was good at.

Oops, have you dug your own grave? But I can’t admit defeat.

"Come on, I will definitely let mom know. Mom is Ciruno's mother, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with her."

"Very good, it seems you have awakened." I took a deep breath and looked at the other person with serious eyes, just like a qigong master exerting his energy. I looked at the other person with all my strength.

"Listen up, there are a total of twelve people sitting on a wooden car, five men and six women. When it stopped for the first time, three men got on, one woman got on, and two men got off.

Yes, when we stopped for the second time, eleven men and eight women came up. Six men and sixteen women came down. After the third stop, twenty-two men came up.

Eighteen women, ten men went down. Seven women, stopped for the fourth time, fifty-seven men came up, sixty-two women. Thirty-eight men went down, twenty-four

Women, when we stopped for the fifth time, ninety-nine men and seventy-four women came up, and one hundred and twenty-two men and ninety-nine women came down."

After finishing speaking in one breath, I took a few breaths, looked solemn, pointed at the other person and asked.

"Ask, how many people were on this wooden car at the beginning!"

"Wait...wait, wait." The girl lowered her head and counted with her fingers. Gradually, her blue eyes began to turn into the shape of mosquito coils and turned in circles. Her fair skin was delicate and exuded a frozen breath.

There was also a slight sweat on his face.

"Cirno knows, yes...yes, yes...it's ninety-nine, it must be ninety-nine!" Finally, the girl gave up on herself...or rather, she raised ten fingers in an arrogant way and said with a

The momentum of the stock replied.

"Wrong, completely wrong." I looked at her condescendingly, like a queen... No, it was like a king looking down on his subjects.

"Note that the question I asked was how many there were at the beginning, not how many there were at the end, so the correct answer should be twelve!"

"Wha...what? There is such a trap hidden, and Cirno didn't notice it at all." The girl looked shocked and frustrated.

"Hmph, actually the most difficult part of this question is a hidden figure." I think it's not enough, it's not enough to undermine the girl's confidence, let her know the IQ gap between the two of us, and then recognize the two of us.

misunderstanding between.

"What kind of hidden figure?" Cirno tilted her head, and she really didn't know.

"At the beginning, there were six men and five women. It should be eleven, so why did I say the correct answer was twelve?" I looked incomprehensible.

"Why?"

"Because - there is also a driver. Since it is a car, of course there must be a driver, so the driver is the most hidden, terrifying and mysterious figure!"

"Yuanyuanyuan... It turns out that the driver is really terrible!" The girl was shocked, as if she was in awe of the term driver.

"Uh-huh, that's it." I looked at her triumphantly, realizing it. The two of us noticed that the transformation of the Holy Moon Wise Wolf was really good. Such arithmetic problems were simply kindergarten level to me.

"Cirno knows." The shocked girl lowered her head in frustration.

"I finally know it. All my efforts were not in vain."

"Cirno finally knows." Suddenly, the other party raised his head and looked at me, his eyes sparkling, which gave me a bad feeling.

"It turns out that Cirno is not the number one genius in the world, but my mother is. There is nothing I can do about it. If it is my mother, there is nothing I can do about being smarter than Cirno. After all, she is Cirno's mother."

"..."

Please spare me, Sanqing Buddha God Jesus, I will offer incense to you.

How about just giving up, admitting this identity, and starting a new life? I think this is ten times easier than explaining to a girl that I am not her mother.

I laughed palely and feebly a few times, my body swayed, and I couldn't hold on and leaned against the wall. Hot tears flowed down my internal organs.

"There is a flaw!" Cirno suddenly shouted, pounced on her again, buried her face in her plump chest, kept rubbing happily, and murmured coquettishly.

"Mom... the smell of mother... turns out this is the smell of mother. Cirno is so happy."

I:"……"

Forget it, this world... just destroy it...

At this moment, I suddenly noticed an extremely inconspicuous aura from a third party.

"Who?!" I turned around suddenly and was stunned.

A girl wearing a red and white miko costume with exposed armpits, black hair, black eyes, and a red bow on her head was standing not far behind. She was looking at the scene in front of her with eyes that were either indifferent or dull.

It’s finished oh oh oh oh ————!!!

My whole body was constantly vibrating like a pile driver, and my teeth were creaking up and down, just like the mouth of a piggy bank that couldn't be closed, and coins... no, it was moral integrity that was pouring out of it.

"Sorry, I seem to have appeared at the wrong time." The red and white girl bowed very politely and apologized.

"But don't worry, you just need to think of me as an ordinary, insignificant, homeless person who sells his body on the roadside, looking for naughty villagers, sitting in a shabby cardboard box, taking out the money box, waiting for charity from kindhearted people.

Just an unrelated girl drinking tea and watching a show."

There are so many settings that have no sense of existence! And if you say it is here, you have completely exposed your idea, you bastard!

I angrily lifted the coffee table of my soul.

"Wow, it's Reimu, it's idiot Reimu." Cirno, who was nuzzling in my arms, also squeaked and hid behind me, making a face at the red and white girl.

"It's really unpleasant to be called an idiot by an idiot." The usually calm red and white girl couldn't help but close her eyes slightly, showing a hint of anger.

"Bah, bah, bah, Reimu is a big idiot, the biggest idiot in history." Cirno didn't know how to restrain herself and continued to taunt.

"Ha." He held a piece of talisman paper between his index and middle fingers, and with a slight wave, Cirno, who was hiding behind him, was wrapped in a translucent bubble. He floated up uncontrollably and floated to the side of the red and white girl.

.

"Let me go, idiot, idiot."

The red and white girl waved the talisman in her hand again. Suddenly, the bubbles blocked the sound, and she could only see Cirno opening her mouth continuously, but no sound could be heard.

"It's quiet now. What a troublesome guy. He asked me to go all the way. There are obviously so many things to do." The red and white girl said helplessly, looking very busy.

"Excuse me, what are you busy with?" I couldn't help but roll my eyes.

"There are many, such as making money, making money, making money..." The red and white princess counted them one by one with her fingers.

"Isn't it all about making money?!" I lifted the spiritual coffee table again, and the honest princess really got into money.

"There is no other way, I need it to repair the shrine." She sighed, and suddenly, the red and white princess looked at me with gleaming eyes. She kept getting closer, and suddenly turned her little hand and conjured several things out of thin air.

"This distinguished guest, seeing that you have a good figure, you must need this. Come, come, please take a look and buy more."

Looking down, she saw that what was hanging on her hands was a bra and panties made of talisman paper.

"..."

Is this guy here to deliberately cause trouble?

No, wait.

I suddenly realized an important issue.

My current appearance is completely different from before, right? Even my gender has undergone subtle changes.

So, the Red and White Princess may not... No, it's very possible that she won't recognize me.

Could it be said that...the moral integrity can be preserved?

I immediately burst into joy, burst into tears, and wanted to shout three times for long live.

"Ahem, hello, first time we meet." After calming down, I coughed a few times and no longer resisted, speaking to the red and white princess in a clear, sweet, and slightly sacred female voice.

"Hello..." The other person looked at me without blinking, looking amused, really amused.

"Are you Cirno's friend?" I suppressed my joy and continued to pretend to be curious.

"Well... I guess... I can barely say that. What about you? What's your relationship with her?"

"I...I am..." I didn't expect that the Red and White Princess would turn an army against me. I was a little flustered and blurted out subconsciously.

"I'm her mother!"

Rumble, the blue sky and grassland flashed in my mind again, with countless grass and mud horses galloping past.

What a fool I am, what a fool I am, what a fool I am, what a big fool I am!!!

"I see...that's how it is." The red and white girl seemed to be deeply shocked by this setting and my identity, showing a subtle look of disbelief.

"That's really disrespectful."

"Where, where." I smiled, swallowed my tears and wiped the sweat.

"Well...actually, I have also lacked maternal love since I was a child."

"Huh?" What on earth did the red and white princess want to do? She suddenly said such embarrassing words.

"So, can you please let me feel maternal love?"

"This... what should I do? Hahahaha..." I was completely confused, just like Cirno was wriggling her fingers just now, with her eyes spinning like mosquitoes.

"It's very simple." Hongbai said calmly, tiptoed lightly, came to me, stretched out his hands, and gave me a hug.

He picked her up, buried her face in hers, and took a deep breath.

"Uh-huh~~ It's really true...could this be the legendary smell of semen?"

"You smell so bad!" My nerves were severely stimulated. I hugged the red and white princess's body with a livid face, turned over and threw her back onto a German-style arch bridge. I'm going to die!

"Ha, it's really dangerous!" At the critical moment, the opponent cleverly broke away and got away...
Chapter completed!