Chapter 4 [Master, teach me unique skills]
A moment later, a corner.
Li Yun squatted on the ground with a lazy expression. What's strange is that Cheng Chumo also squatted on the ground. However, this guy is a rabbit who doesn't sit in a nest. Even if he squats, he won't squat properly. He picks up the moss in the corner of the wall and teases the cricket jars for a while. After playing for a long time, he finally becomes impatient. He hums and stares at Li Yun with his eyes.
It was already early, and the sunlight after noon was even more intense, but the corners of the walls here were shade, and there was a passing wind coming through the alleys. The cool breeze blew, blowing lazily on people.
Li Yun suddenly changed to sitting and leaned cross-legged on the corner of the wall covered with moss.
Cheng Chumo quickly learned to sit cross-legged without saying a word.
Then Li Yun yawned lazyly and slowly put his hands into his sleeves.
Cheng Chumo's eyes lit up, and he learned to start with his sleeves without thinking.
Then, there is no further information.
Li Yun just leaned against the wall and closed his eyes and slept, and his hands were put on his sleeves.
Cheng Chumo was an impatient guy. After waiting for a long time, he couldn't help but see this guy leaning over with a big face, with a mysterious look on his face, and he was crazy and excited and excited, "Hey, hey, master, tell me quickly, why are we squatting in the corner?"
Li Yun opened his eyes and looked at him lightly, "Squatting in the corner is like squatting in the corner?"
Cheng Chumo half-lifted his butt and moved two steps forward, and asked even more excitedly: "Is this the first step in teaching unique skills? As long as you squat in the corner every day, you can read all the world's affairs, and then everything is in one mind. Only by acting can you understand the hearts of the people. Master, you have mastered this technique, so I will thank you after hitting someone?"
"You have so many inner dramas..."
Li Yun didn't know what to say about him for a moment.
Cheng Chumo didn't care about Li Yun's sarcasm, but became even more excited. The guy's eyes had already begun to shine, staring at Li Yun's sleeves, and said mysteriously: "And, if you put your hands in your sleeves in hot weather, is it also a unique skill for a strange person..."
Before Li Yun could answer, he slapped the back of his head and shouted: "I understand. This must be the way to practice qi in our sect. My father said that when he fought with His Majesty, he once met a strange man in the martial arts world. The old god lived for a hundred years, and his martial arts skills had reached a state of transformation, and no one could beat him. But the old god never practices martial arts, he just meditates every day..."
He was so excited that he couldn't control himself when he said this. He grabbed Li Yun's arm and said, "Master, you must teach me this unique skill! No matter how hard or difficult it is, I have to practice it even if I don't sleep."
Li Yun yawned for a long time and suddenly got up and rubbed his sore legs.
He slowly stretched out a finger and stared at Cheng Chumo and said, "First of all, squatting in the corner is not a unique skill. If this is a unique skill, then there must be millions of experts in the world. If you have time, you can go to the countryside to see it. There are boring men squatting in the corner everywhere."
Cheng Chumo blinked his eyes and said hurriedly: "But you squat in the corner is different from them. You are not the kind of boring guy who is idle and has nothing to do."
"Where will I go if I don't squat on the corner? I have no place to go!" Li Yun replied slowly, and said again: "I am a refugee, with no relatives, no land or money. But the court is very vigilant about refugees and is not allowed to roam around Chang'an City at any time. In this case, what else can I do besides squat on the corner?"
Cheng Chumo looked at Li Yun with a long time before he refused to give up, "It must be not like this, you are a strange person."
As he said that, he seemed to remember something, and his eyes began to shine again, and he laughed and said, "I understand, you are testing my sincerity. My father once said that most strange people act like this."
While speaking, he became excited again. He suddenly put a big face close to Li Yun, and his face showed a sense of pride and pride that I had seen through you. His tone was very mysterious and excited. He tried to lower his voice: "Master, just say it straight, what kind of move is this squatting in the corner of the wall? And, you squatted just now and suddenly sat cross-legged again. There must be a mystery in this, but it's a pity that I don't understand for the moment..."
Li Yun had no choice but to look at him and said laughing and crying: "My legs are numb because I squatted, so I naturally have to sit down and rest."
Cheng Chumo choked with a "ga" sound, his big eyes were stunned and he stopped talking.
Legs are numb?
Sit down and take a break?
What about the unique skills that you promised?
...
After a long time, this guy struggled to speak, asked with the last look forward to it, and said, "Then why did you put your hands in your sleeves? It's the day of summer, not the cold weather. Your hands are definitely not cold, so why do you have to put your sleeves in your sleeves?"
"You said this..."
Li Yun slowly took his hand out of his sleeve and laughed: "This is purely my personal habit. Whenever I squat in the corner and bask in the sun, I am used to slewing my hands. In fact, many people have this habit. When basking in the sun, they like to start with their hands. If you don't believe me, go to the countryside to take a look. Make sure you grab a lot of them."
A silence.
The atmosphere was cold.
...
Cheng Chumo stared at Li Yun, as if he wanted to tell whether the person in front of him had deceived him.
After a long time, this guy seemed to remember something. He suddenly spoke quietly and said sadly: "You are a strange person, a strange person who beats others and makes others thank you. I have often fought with people since I was a child. Every time I fight, I am a quarrel. In the words of my elders, I am Zhangtai, provoking trouble. If the trouble is small, the other party will complain to my father. If the trouble is big, people will go directly to His Majesty to complain to him... Every time I am sued by someone, I will be hung up and beaten by my father..."
Speaking of this, it seems that I remembered the sad past. My pair of bull eyes looked at Li Yun pitifully and said indefinitely: "The same is true for other noble children in Chang'an City. There is no one who will be beaten when fighting and causing trouble. Only Master, you are different. If you beat someone, you will also be grateful for it... Master, I know that you want to test my sincerity, so I deliberately shunned my mystery. Don't worry, Cheng Chumo will definitely persevere and satisfy you with full sincerity. I want to learn your unique skills. I don't want to be beaten by my father again..."
As he said that, he lowered his head slowly, and said in a sad tone: "Every time I fight and cause trouble, I will be beaten by my father. My mother always feels sad and crys, saying that I am a son of a duke who doesn't know how to grow up. I don't want to do anything, but I always do something wrong. The more I want to do something, the more likely I do something wrong. But there are always people staring at me and laughing at me. When I laugh at me, I will be easily beaten. After I get up, I fight again, and I am complained again, and my father is hanged up and beaten by my father!"
After saying all this, Cheng Chumo looked up at Li Yun again and said, "Master, do you know? I really envy you. After you hit someone, no one sued you. I just want to learn this."
"I'm still a child, a child who was beaten by Cheng Yaojin..."
A thought flashed through Li Yun's heart and said in secret: "The more you beat him, the more rebellious he is. Therefore, he will not admire the civil and military achievements of his fathers, but instead admires someone who can fight and cause trouble without taking the consequences."
He said he was brainless, but this guy was actually quite ambitious. He said he was shrewd, and he couldn't find a second-brow guy in the world who was even more 2000 than him.
For example, when I was squatting in the corner just now, can this guy come up with a set of unique theories? Could it be that the Cheng family's brain circuits are so thrusting, Li Yunzhen doubts whether he wants to hug Cheng Yaojin's thighs.
...
The two stood silently in the corner, without making a sound for a while. Cheng Chumo was hoping that Li Yun could teach him his unique skills, but Li Yun slowly began to think about other things.
At this moment, a sound of footsteps suddenly came from outside the alley, but when A Yao hurried over, he said happily, "Brother Li Yun, I have received two more bowls of porridge. It was given to the refugees. They said they want to thank you..."
Refugees?
These two words made Li Yun feel moved.
He suddenly looked at Cheng Chumo, and said with a deep meaning and temptation: "Do you want to do a few big things that will make your father and His Majesty look at you with admiration? From now on, no matter what you do, they will never slap you again?"
"I dreamed of it!"
Chapter completed!