Chapter 3 [Er Lengzi Cheng Chumo]
"Are you causing trouble?"
The yamen runners arrived soon, and the young yamen runners were naturally the one who started the sound.
However, this guy seems to have a natural temper of needing a beating. He has to act like a 20,000-50,000 yuan when talking to people. When he is talking, he has nostrils facing the sky, and he is deliberately hanging his eyes. This attitude is no longer a matter of everyone in the world owing him two money. This is obviously telling everyone that I just don’t care.
If you don’t have a good father in the back, you will probably be beaten when you go out and get three beats a day.
"What are you talking about? Are you making trouble?"
When the young yamen runner saw no one reply, he seemed to feel embarrassed. The guy suddenly threw the cricket jar hard, then pulled out his waist knife with a clang, and glared fiercely and said, "Grandma, do you want to die? Say, whoever takes the lead, who gathers?"
At first glance, I really want to get a big hat and make achievements.
The refugee present kept retreating with fear on his face, and the man who was beaten even shrank his neck.
Li Yun reached out to pull the man away, then he went out to the crowd, and said with a smile: "This official guessed that there was no one here to cause trouble. To be precise, we are fighting, and everyone is bored and has nothing to do, so they fight with bricks..."
"Fight? Man!"
The burly boy's eyes lit up and he blurted out and shouted, as if he was born to be excited about the words "fighting". He couldn't help but rub his big hands.
Then he grabbed Li Yun's hand and asked anxiously: "Why are you fighting? Or a group fight? Are you broken your legs? Are you broken your arms? Why don't you see anyone moaning? Could it be that everyone is a hero who can endure the pain and hold on?"
Li Yun was stunned for a moment, staring at the guy's urgent expression.
"You are talking, are you mute?" The burly boy seemed very dissatisfied when he saw Li Yun not answering.
However, a group of yamen runners next to him smiled bitterly, someone carefully touched the boy's armor and whispered: "Mr. Mr., we are here to deal with things."
"Ah? Yes, deal with matters and deal with trivial matters of refugees!"
The boy slapped his head, let go of Li Yun with both hands, and then he showed the harsh look on his face, with his nose and eyes wide open, and his eyes widened and he glared fiercely, and said, "Fighting is just a troublemaker, and making trouble is just a death. Tell me, who is involved? If you are a hero, stand up for me. Don't let me find it myself. My eyes are poisonous..."
Li Yun suddenly laughed. He looked at the playboy who was obviously twitching in front of him and replied deliberately: "In fact, it's not a fight, at most it's a hit."
"Beat someone?"
The burly boy was stunned for a moment and felt a little confused.
"Yes, hitting people is not fighting!"
Li Yun chuckled, pointed his hand at the tip of his nose, and said, "I moved my hand..."
Then he pointed his backhand at the man and said, "He was beaten."
As he said that, he grabbed the man's arm and showed him, and then said, "Look, his arms were all broken, and his fingers were also broken. I first attacked him with a brick, and gave it to the back of my forehead. After knocking it down, he rode directly on him, and then swung the brick and smashed it hard, which made me feel bloody and bloody."
"A expert!"
The burly boy's eyes lit up again.
This guy obviously forgot that he was a yamen runner. At this time, his face was full of excitement from meeting a fellow man. He leaned his head and head to Li Yun's face, and asked, "Did you kick him in a crotch? I tell you, kick the egg first in a fight, and win half of everything. What my father said is definitely a unique skill..."
The yamen runners next to them grinned, all of them looked embarrassed. They were grunting for a long time, and finally put on a sentence, reminding carefully: "My husband, we are here to deal with things. This kid should take him into prison when he hits someone."
"Ah yes, we are here to handle things!"
The burly boy suddenly woke up and slapped his head and felt very depressed, as if he was embarrassed by his previous performance. So at this moment, he changed his face and looked particularly fierce. He stared at Li Yun and said, "Boy, you are crazy. Do you know where this is? Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty! Do you know where this is Chang'an? At my doorstep! Do you know that fighting in Chang'an is nothing, but fighting at my doorstep is not allowed."
After saying the big truth about the twists and turns, this guy felt very extraordinary. He hummed and shook his head and said, "Do you know that fighting is considered a violation of the Tang Dynasty's laws? You even said that it is a further attack on people. It's great, very good. I lived to be seventeen years old. I have never seen such awesome people in Chang'an..."
As he said that, he pointed his hand at his nose, put on an extremely arrogant attitude, and said hatefully: "Look at me, my father is the Duke of the State and the Prince Consort. People say that I am the number one playboy in Chang'an City, and I am known as a young bully. I am not as arrogant as you on weekdays. If you hit someone, you have to hide in the back house to find me."
Li Yun smiled slightly and suddenly interrupted and asked, "Why do you hide from the back?"
"If you don't hide, my dad can kill me!" The boy blurted out, and then he realized that he had leaked his mouth.
This guy felt embarrassed, his face changed suddenly, and he stared and shouted: "Is it that I'm scolding you, or are you asking me?"
It seemed that I still couldn't get over the face. This guy pulled out his waist knife in a clang, then gestured at Li Yun a few times, and said viciously: "I dare to be stubborn again, I will slash you with one knife, but I am generous and never bully an unarmed person. You just surrender and follow me back to the yamen."
"Go back to the yamen?"
Li Yun shook his head and smiled, "Why do you have to go back to the yamen?"
The burly boy glared at the eyes of a bull and said, "If you commit a crime when you hit someone, you will naturally have to go to the yamen."
"But no one sues!"
Li Yun still smiled and said lightly: "Since ancient times, the people did not procure officials and did not investigate. Although I beat people, I did not blame me for being beaten at all. This matter lacks a victim, and the case is not true. May I ask the young master, why should you arrest people?"
"The case is not established? Is the people not procured officials not investigate?"
The burly boy was stunned for a moment and turned to look at the group of yamen runners. The guy's tone was obviously uncertain and asked in a low voice: "Is there any such statement?"
The group of yamen runners grabbed the forehead, and one of them thought for a while and said weakly: "Mr. Master, we remember that the county master went to the court to ask for the case. It seems that someone really can complain. If there is no victim complaining, it seems that..."
"What seems?" Kuiwei's young man glared at the eyes of a bull.
The yamen runner glanced at Li Yun and said helplessly: "It seems that it is not illegal."
"It turns out to be like this?"
The burly boy was very depressed and took his waist back with a clanging sound. After a long time of stalemate, he suddenly said: "Your Majesty is not good at thinking, and the law is not strictly regulated. I must give advice and say to him..."
This was so stupid that he rated the leader of the Tang Dynasty on the street. The yamen runners quickly covered their ears, pretending not to hear him being chaotic.
The boy was bored and hummed and was a little uncomfortable. Suddenly, he saw the beaten man standing on the side and sighing. The guy's eyes lit up and laughed: "Come on, I'll make the decision for you. Are you afraid that he will take revenge later, so he dare not be a victim of the miserable?"
Li Yun smiled beside him and said, "Mr., don't bother. Not only will he not sue me, but he will also thank me?"
"impossible?"
The boy glared at the eyes and shouted: "You broke his arm and wanted him to thank you?"
But at this moment, the man suddenly made a sound and said to Li Yun with sincerity: "I'm just about to thank you, thank you for giving me a beat."
The boy was stunned!
"You hit him, and he actually thanks you?"
This guy was confused and stunned for a long time. Suddenly, he didn't know what he remembered. He suddenly looked up at the sky and laughed, saying, "It's so good, I want to learn this trick..."
After saying that, he grabbed Li Yun, hurriedly put a fur face up, his face full of excitement, his eyes lit up, and he said expectantly: "Tell me quickly, what are the rules here? If you can teach me not to commit crimes after beating someone, I... No, I will be your teacher..."
"Ask me as my teacher?"
Li Yun's eyes accidentally passed by Duke Lu's mansion not far away, and suddenly said, "Since you want to learn skills, you must first register yourself, right? This young master, you just said one by one, this is your doorstep. Could it be that you are from Duke Lu's mansion?"
"That's right!"
The young man raised his head and said to the sky: "My father is Cheng Yaojin, my master is Cheng Chumo, and he is nicknamed, the little overlord of the Tang Dynasty Chang'an..."
Li Yun smiled, with excitement in his smile.
He waited at Cheng Yaojin's door for a month, and finally waited for a member of the Cheng family.
Although Cheng Yaojin couldn't wait, wouldn't it be better to wait until Cheng Chumo?
Chapter completed!