Chapter 91: As the protagonist, we must keep the bottom line of the work! (All for this week~)
However, at this time, Shinbaji could barely hear what the Baihua members who were lying in the snow sculptures said in their mouths.
Shinbaji walked forward curiously for two steps before finally hearing it clearly.
"For Jiang Cheng Sama's human body display!"
"For Jiang Chengsama's fruit health class!"
"For Jiang Chengsama's human body!"
"For Jiang Chengsama's [beep--]!"
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"Hey, what are they trying for..." Xinbaji complained with a blank expression, "Will this victory and defeat get that kind of thing?"
"Xinbaji, kill me." Jiang Cheng turned his head and said seriously to Xinbaji.
"Please solve this kind of thing yourself." Xinbaji replied expressionlessly.
"Hey, borrow this [Armstrong spiral acceleration jet Armstrong cannon] for a while." Yue Yong came here and said at some point.
"What a joke! This is our work!" Gintoki was displeased when he heard this.
"It's just that the weapon is installed, please." The Baihua members also came over at some point and said together.
"What does it mean to install a weapon..." Gintoki shouted, but at this moment he glanced at Yoshihara's work, four statues of Ezen, three in clothes, and one not wearing it...
"Please! It's only a matter of installing the weapon!"
"You guys are enough! What does it mean to install only a weapon? Is there such a bad cannon installed in my thighs?!!!" Jiang Cheng roared angrily.
"Who told Jiang Chengsama not to observe for us, we can only imagine it~" said a member of Baihua angrily.
"Your imagination is too redundant!" Jiang Cheng shouted again, "Why should I use me as a statue? Isn't it okay to choose a subject?! What do you want the protagonist to do?! It's super scary to imagine readers! Installing such a bad cannon between your thighs, what do you want me to do?! Even Optimus Prime and Gundam will not install cannons in that part, right!"
"Is it okay to put it in another part?" asked a Baihua member with his hand raised.
"Nothing is allowed! No need to install it at all! Put the clothes on me! Don't have the fruit body! Ah, I'm wrong, I'm putting the clothes on the snow sculpture!"
"Is this how?" A Baihua member hung a piece of clothing somewhere in the statue.
"Are you underestimating me?! Can such a small piece of clothing cover you?! Do you think I am a three-year-old child who is not yet developed?!" Jiang Cheng was a little crazy.
"I don't think about who I blamed, who made you not let us observe~"
“That’s it~”
"Only we can restore it one to one by one as long as we take a look~"
"If you are not satisfied, it can be expanded~"
Listening to your words and I kept blaming myself for Baihua members, Jiang Cheng just wants to bury his head in the snow now.
"If you don't dislike me, you can use mine." Hasegawa said, pointing to a mosaic part of the snow sculpture he made.
"How could Jiang Chengsama have such disgusting things!" As he said that, the members of Baihua picked up snowballs and attacked wildly at the mosaic part.
"Why do you praise me so much that I want to cry..." Jiang Cheng said, wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes.
"At least it should be the kind of Jin Shanshan!" said a member of Baihua.
"Search and kill."
"What do you think of mine as..." Jiang Chengzhen was about to be driven crazy, and even had an idea, or he would make up his mind to let them take a look. But after thinking about it, maybe this is their conspiracy, no! You must keep your bottom line! Keep your bottom line as the protagonist! Keep your bottom line of this novel! [Bee--], etc. must not be revealed!
Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng raised his head again and showed a determined look on his face.
And the Baihua members who saw this scene all spat in secret, [Fight failed!]
"Why do you show a [fight failure] expression? How much do you want to see Jiang Chengsang's [beep--]!" Xin Baji complained loudly.
But at this moment, a snowball thrown by someone knocked out the mosaic part of the Hasegawa statue away.
"Ah, my [beep--]!" Hasegawa shouted, and he fell down straight and vomited blood.
"It's just the statue's [bee--] gone! What is your [bee--]! Do you have any strange connections with the statue?!" Xinbaji complained again.
However, the mosaic part that flew out was inserted into the works of the Kabukicho Casino beside it.
"Hey! What are you doing?" the shirtless man in the lead shouted, and at the same time, he led the crowd and was about to rush over.
However, in the silence of the pain, the people in the casino finally retreated.
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"That's not me, that's not me, that's not me..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and closed his eyes silently chanted something, "That's not me, definitely not me, I'm not that..."
Finally, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, squinted his eyes and smiled, "I'm already immune."
"Why do you look so open-minded and don't want to face the facts?" Xinbaji complained expressionlessly.
"What are you talking about? What does the snow sculptures they made have to do with me?" Jiang Cheng said in confusion, "That's just their fantasy, and they don't understand the real ones."
As he said that, Jiang Cheng looked at the statue made by Baihua, and saw a huge golden [Armstrong spiral acceleration jet Armstrong cannon] erected somewhere in the statue.
"Gintoki, I'll leave the protagonist of this work to you. I'm going to go to the bridge over there to drink a bowl of soup and warm up." As he said that, Jiang Cheng walked in the other direction.
"Where is a bridge? Can you not deceive yourself? If you really go there, you will die!" Xinbaji quickly stopped him, "Yinsang, please help me quickly, Jiang Chengsang is almost driven crazy! He has hallucinated and saw Naihe Bridge!"
"It doesn't matter as long as it's not Santuhe." Yinshi replied casually.
"The two are almost the same! It's just that one is Japanese and the other is Chinese!" Shinbaji tried hard to pull Jiang Cheng's clothes, but it was useless. Jiang Cheng was still walking in a certain direction.
"Mother-in-law, don't add sugar." Jiang Cheng said to the air with a smile.
"Hey! Have you arrived?! Are you going to serve the soup?!" Shinbaji said as he looked at Gintoki again, "Ginsang! It's really a critical moment! Meng Po has already started serving the soup!"
"Really? Remember to pack one for me, mine needs more sugar." Gintoki replied behind.
"Thank you." Jiang Cheng said as he raised his hand, but was interrupted by Shinbaji.
"You must not drink it! You will die if you drink it!" Xinbaji shouted, and knocked off Jiang Cheng's hand who wanted to catch something.
"I'm sorry, mother-in-law, I don't know what happened and sprinkled the soup." Jiang Cheng said to the front with apologetic expression, "Hey? Can you really have another bowl? Then please."
"You don't need to ask her for this kind of thing! Another bowl will make it troublesome to queue up behind you!" Xinbaji was still blocking Jiang Cheng tightly, "It's not a solution to continue like this. The only way for the current situation..."
As he said that, Xinbaji's lens flashed and he looked at the fruit statue that made Jiang Cheng collapse.
"Karao Jiang! Fire at any time at three o'clock!" Shinbaji shouted.
"Understand!" Kagura took out his umbrella and started shooting wildly in the direction of three o'clock.
Finally, the statue that drove Jiang Cheng crazy was destroyed by Kagura...
"Jiang Chengsang, that statue has been destroyed! Come wake up quickly!" Xinbaji shouted.
"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng said in confusion, and then he looked at the air in front of him again, "Mother-in-law, I haven't tasted the taste of this soup..."
Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng's eyes turned over.
"Hey! Have you drunk it already?!" Xinbaji roared.
"Damn little girl, what are you doing?!" A group of Baihua members rushed towards Kagura and surrounded Kagura.
"Hey, this little girl seems to be Jiang Chengsama's niece." A member of Baihua said.
"Hey? Really?" Another Baihua member asked in confusion.
"At first glance, you didn't look at Chapters 80 to 86!" Another Baihua member said.
"Jiang Chengsama's niece is our Baihua's niece! Jiang Chengsama's [Bee--] is our Baihua's [Bee--]!" A member of Baihua nodded and said.
"Search and fight!"
"Search and beat it! What are your brains thinking!" Xinbaji roared, "What are you trying to do with Jiang Chengsang being forced into? Can't you see it?"
"Jiang Chengsama~" A group of Baihua members rushed towards Xinbaji again in an instant.
"This is...opportunity!" said a group of Baihua members at the same time, "The opportunity to observe Jiang Cheng Sama [beep--]!"
"It's time to do this, are you still thinking about this?!" Xinbaji said crazy.
"It makes sense, what if Jiang Chengsama wakes up and knows we've done this kind of thing?"
"I don't think it's okay. After all, Jiang Chengsama is very Asasi, so we will definitely not blame us."
"Then let's go!" A member of Baihua shouted and all the members of Baihua rushed over.
"Give up Jiang Chengsang!" Xinbaji saw that the situation was wrong and dragged Jiang Chengjue away, "After all, it's the protagonist!"
"That kind of thing doesn't matter!" A member of Baihua shouted while chasing.
"How can it not matter! No matter how you think, it matters!" Shinbaji lowered his body and avoided a few kunai, and continued to flee without looking back. "This is the bottom line! As the bottom line of the protagonist! As the bottom line of this work!"
"You four eyes put Jiang Chengsama down for me!"
"No! Don't die!" Xinbaji ran and shouted, "If anyone doesn't care, then I have to protect these bottom lines even more! Let me protect Jiang Chengsang's [beep--]!"
Voiceover: Hello! It’s not your turn to protect me!!
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Chapter completed!