Chapter 90: When the atmosphere is up, you don't care whether the plot is reasonable or not!
Voiceover: All the snow sculptures around are basically lustful statues, with all kinds of missing points and unconventionality. If they are described, 80% will be deleted by the starting point. The 3,000-word chapter prepared by the author may also become 200 characters.
This is true, it is definitely not the author who is lazy and deliberately does not describe it. After all, the reader's imagination is really terrible. For example, a normal banana, peeled or sent to the mouth of a cute girl, may turn into some kind of mosaic scene.
A certain miserable author: Have you finished reading it?
Voiceover: I've finished pronunciating, so, can I loosen my ties?
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"Ah, that's about that..." Gintoki pinched his chin and looked at his work in front of him: two lonely snowballs, "and then set a stick in the middle..."
"Do you want the author to be cut in half?!" Xinbaji kicked a snowball away and shouted.
"Hey, what are you doing, kid? Do you know how much effort it took for me to make the meatball on the left?" Gintoe complained, rubbing his shoulders.
"I want to ask you what else?! How much trouble do you have to fill in the author?!" Xinbaji replied with a loud voice.
"Silver sauce, the stick is ready, Aru." Kagura walked over with a long stick made of snow and said. The stick is quite strange, and the shape at the top is a bit strange...
"Ah!! Kagurachan, what are you holding?!" As he said that, Shinbaji blocked the camera.
"Shinbaji, what are you doing? Although I don't know where you are thinking, I tell you, this is [Armstrong spiral acceleration jet Armstrong cannon]." Gintoki looked at Shinbaji and explained.
"You said [Armstrong] twice, okay!" Shinbaji replied, pulling his neck, "Who are you lying to? How can you be such a mad cannon?"
"Really, teenagers in adolescence only think about lustful things," Gintoki said as he placed the stick in Kagura's hand and placed it between the two snowballs. "When you mention [Maru], [Ram], you will associate it in that direction."
"Xinbaji, you are so disgusting Aru, don't talk to me for the time being." Kagura said disgusted.
"Then what is this..." Shinbaji was defeated.
"Ah, you are here too." Hasegawa's voice came.
"Hassegawa San! He is really alive! It's incredible!" Shinbaji sighed.
"Hey! Why do you want to sigh at this? It's the same as if I should be dead!" Hasegawa complained.
"After all, the weather is so cold, if Hasegawa Sang lives in the carton..."
"Don't worry, I've found a place to live this winter. I'll steal it for the time being... with the help of a friend's house." Hasegawa replied.
"Hey, did you just say the word "steal"? Do you want to say that you can stay at a friend's house secretly? You can stay at a friend's house without your friend's knowledge?" Ginto complained expressionlessly, and looked at Shinbaji at the same time, "Shinbaji, remember to check the whole house after returning home and throw out all the things that shouldn't appear at home! For example, Madao with sunglasses, sunglasses, or sunglasses!"
"Hey?! No, Yinsang! I will really freeze to death if I throw me out in this kind of weather!" Hasegawa became anxious when he heard this and replied quickly.
"You really live in my house secretly! You want to do that without the owner knowing it?!"
However, Hasegawa looked at Gintoki's works as if he hadn't heard it, and said in surprise: "Isn't this [Armstrong spiral acceleration jet Armstrong cannon]? The recovery is really high."
"What?!" Shinbaji was shocked, "Why did you know?! Is there really something like this?!"
"This is the decisive weapon used by the group of wild wolves to bombard the Tensou Pavilion in Edo, which forced the Edo to find its country." Gintoki explained.
"What did you say?! Did our country be defeated by such a inferior cannon?!" Xinbaji said in disbelief.
"When that's it, why are you here? Follow the owner of the house?" Gintoki ignored Shinhachi's words and said to Hasegawa again.
"Don't say I'm like a dog!" Hasegawa retorted, "I participated in the competition as an individual player. I heard that if I win the best prize, I will get a bonus."
As he said that, Hasegawa pointed to the statue beside him, to be precise, his own statue.
"Wow!" Xinbaji had just exclaimed, but then he reacted and complained silently, "Why does it feel a bit familiar? It's exactly the same as the scene in the park in Chapter 32. Sure enough, Jiang Chengsang's influence cannot be erased so easily..."
"Parc? Why do you know my dream?" Hasegawa asked in confusion. "This is the scene in the dream when he woke up in the hospital. In the dream, I was free from my restraints and stood alone, as if I was soaring freely in the sky with a pair of wings."
"It's just burning my brain..." Shinbaji replied in a low voice.
"That must be the guidance of Kamisama! I have always believed it so much! So I named this work [Flying]!" Hasegawa said embarrassedly.
However, at this time, Jiang Cheng walked out with tears in his eyes, "I knew! I knew you didn't completely forget me! He even regarded me as Kamisama! I was really super touched~"
"No, it's not the case at first glance." Shinbaji complained again with a expressionless face.
"What are you talking about? Brother?" Hasegawa said in confusion.
"This work is just a semi-finished product!" Jiang Cheng commented seriously.
"Hey? Really?" Hasegawa said in surprise.
"Of course! If you want this work to have a soul, then you will forget the essential one!" Jiang Cheng said seriously, "That is! The sunglasses have not been removed! This work that has not removed the sunglasses lacks its soul! Although it is perfect at first glance, I can't give you full marks in this! Since it is flying, since it is freedom! The constraints of the whole body have been put aside, why do you still have sunglasses left!"
"Hey? Really? Can you get a full mark if you really remove the sunglasses?" Hasegawa said in confusion, "Brother, you are not a fool, right? Although what you said at first makes sense."
"I think it makes sense too Aru!" As he said that, Kagura punched Hasegawa in the face, which was Hasegawa's own face, "That's all! Aru!"
Hasegawa got up from the ground and wiped his nose bleeding, looking at the sunglasses that had been broken into powder, "Not here! It's referring to the statue! Why should I remove my sunglasses!"
"No, you have already gotten rid of the last shackles, congratulations, madao." As he said that, Jiang Cheng cast a gratifying look at Hasegawa and applauded.
"Congratulations!" Kagura also clapped his hands and imitated Jiang Cheng to give Hasegawa a gratifying look.
Afterwards, Gintoki and Shinbaji also did the same thing.
"You..." Hasegawa murmured, then lowered his head and continued with tears in his face, "...Thank you..."
"Why did he say thank you?" Shinbaji asked Gintoki in a low voice.
"I don't know, ask Kagura, I'm learning from her." Gintoe replied in a low voice, looking at Kagura beside him,
"I don't know Aru, I'm learning from my uncle." Kagura said as he looked at Jiang Cheng beside him.
"God knows." Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, "Don't you think this is reasonable in that atmosphere?"
"So you don't know either?!!"
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"Speaking of this, why is Jiang Chengsang here too?" Xinbaji asked curiously.
"It seems that your landlord invited Yue Yong, so he was pulled over." Jiang Cheng explained lamentingly.
"Hey? Really? Does Yoshihara have works too?" Shinbaji said in surprise, "I'm a little curious about what Yoshihara's works are like~"
Jiang Cheng didn't want to answer, so he covered his face and drew circles on the ground.
"Hey, stop poking his sad things," Gintoki grabbed Shinbaji who was curious and pointed to the oversized snow sculpture not far away, "it was obvious at a glance."
"Wow! That! Jiang Chengsang's statue! It's really super similar!" Xinbaji sighed, and looked at his own work at the same time. "In this way, the first place is really like a fool."
"Hey? Have you prepared your works in Xinbaji?" Jiang Cheng stood up and said, looking at the work of Wanshi House, and sighed, "Isn't this [Armstrong spiral acceleration jet Armstrong cannon]! The recovery is so high."
"Hey?! Why do you know Jiang Chengsang too?! I am the only one who is in the past for a long time?!" Xin Baji was confused again.
"Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng looked at Shinbaji in surprise, "Isn't this quite common? It's everywhere in War and StarCraft."
"Really?! Are the interstellar wars nowadays hit with such inferior cannons?!"
"Can you listen to me finish your words?" Jiang Cheng sighed and continued to explain, "The abbreviation is W..."
Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng was thrown over by Kagura and Gintoki together.
"W?W what? What should W be added next? Is it S or C? Hey? Re-interpret it hey!" Xinbaji shouted.
"Oji Jiang, can you give me the prize if you win the first place~" Kazura Shui Lingling's Kazilan stared at Jiang Cheng with big eyes.
"Although I really want to help Kagura Jiang get the first place,... I really don't want the first place..." Jiang Cheng scratched his head awkwardly and said.
"Hey? Don't want the first place? Why?" Xinbaji asked curiously.
Chapter completed!