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Chapter five hundred and ninety-fifth: Think a little about the way of speaking!

"No, that's what UMA did!" Jiang Cheng stood up and spoke very seriously, then pointed to Gui next to him, "There are also those wounds on the wig! The wounds pinned by UMA with bitter...thumbs! Cut! Abominable UMA!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected.

"Yeah!" Kagura nodded, "That's right! It's all UMA's fault, right?"

"Yes, captain." Gui shouted in a squeak as a female voice.

Looking at Mao Mao who was covered in wounds in front of him, Kondo closed his eyes and clenched his fists, showing anger, "Damn it! UMA bastards! General, please cheer up!"

At this time, Maomao slowly opened his eyes, and after seeing Kondo in front of him, he made a weak voice: "Where is this? Why am I in such a place?"

"Hey...hey!" Kondo said with a frown, "It seems like he has a memory disorder!"

"Kondo, what happened?" Maomao raised his head, frowned and looked at Kondo in front of him with confusion, "Why do I..."

"Master General, have you forgotten?" Gintoki explained slowly with a slightly frightened expression of Kondo's mouth, "You brought these fools but this mountain to hunt UMA, but you encountered heavy snow and caused the team to be separated by following the footsteps of Bigfoot. Everyone here suffered from your nonsense."

Listening to Yin Shik's words, he looked at the sigh on Jiang Cheng's face, Maomao's expression changed instantly, and he stood up and looked down at the wall, lowering his head and showing a look of unbearance.

"It's actually like this... I've put civilian lives in crisis for boring fun..."

Looking at Mao Mao with self-blame on his face, Kondo hurriedly said, "No, it's not that..."

But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Maomao again.

"I don't have the qualifications to stand above ten thousand people..." As he said that, Mao Mao pushed open the door and came outside the house and shouted loudly to the sky: "Oh God! If this blizzard is a punishment for me, then please calm down the life of my stupid tyrant!"

"Okay, General!" Gui shouted again, pretending to be a female voice, but just after he finished speaking, he was kicked to the ground and trampled on the ground at the same time by Gintoki and Kagura.

"This... this is not the general's fault!" Kondo, with a ugly face, quickly shouted, "The weather in the mountains is unpredictable by laymen!"

...

"Anyway, it's good that everyone has joined you safely now." Kondo, who sat down again, said, "The rescue will come sooner or later. Before that, let's endure it in this dirty and dilapidated little house."

"Hey, how about it?" Yin Shik said in a low voice to Sisi and Jiang Cheng beside him, "For me, everyone's crimes have been written off. For rewards, please tell me a few good words. And Jiang Cheng, all the sins of that woman have been covered up by me. Remember to go back and prepare the money."

"It's basically all your fault!" The veins suddenly burst out on Shisi's face, and he lowered his voice and complained angrily, "That's right, nothing has been solved yet!"

"Shut up, Angel Fine-faced Miss, Rabbit Menjun." Jiang Cheng replied lightly, "If you are bored, go to ABC gymnastics with the Bear Menjun over there."

"Who is the Angel Slim-Faceted Lady Rabbit Men?! Gymnastics Big Brother!" Shisi and Gintoki said unhappy at the same time.

...

"Listen, you guys, we can't act until the snow stops." Fourteen spoke first and suggested: "Instead of acting rashly, it's better to stay here and wait for rescue. However, although it's a cottage, there are holes everywhere, and the coldness is the same as outside. If you accidentally fall asleep, you will die. Fence up to keep warm and shout to each other to remind each other."

"What do you mean when you say it is to keep warm?" asked Zong Wu.

"Just like "squeezing steamed buns", gathering together to keep warm." Fourteen explained, "The warmest position in the middle is of course for the general, and then for the women and children, and the outside is fixed by the men. Well, first the woman and children surround the general."

After hearing this, Yue Yong, A Miao and Kagura looked at each other and stood up and walked towards Maomao.

Looking at Maomao, who showed some expectation on his face and two streams of excitement sprayed out of his nose, Gintoki was born and complained: "Hey, the general looks so expectant, he is just thinking about something evil."

At this time, looking at Yue Yong and the other two who were gathering together and discussing something in a low voice, Shisi reminded impatiently: "Hey, what are they doing? What are they talking about? Move quickly!"

"I always feel so smelly. There is a smell like rubbing milk with an old rag." Kagura said quietly, showing a look of disgust.

"Kagura-chan, you can't say that kind of thing." Ah Miao reminded in a low voice.

"It's just that ordinary men are smelly, and this smell is basically all in Yoshihara's trash can." Yue Yong said in a low voice.

"Why do you seem to hear something you shouldn't have heard!" Fourteen complained.

"That's true, but you two are about to cry Aru." Kagura said again.

"Stop talking! Kagura-chan!" Ah Miao reminded again, "Some words can be said, some words can't be said...dish!"

Looking at A Miao who was retching continuously, Yue Yong took over the conversation, "I'll endure it for a while. Yoshihara's gown girls are like this every night, I... vomit!"

"Hey, I said, no matter whether you can say it or not, you will be heard! All your whispers were heard by the general!" Fourteen shouted in a low voice, "That's not a man's smell! Not all men have that smell!"

"That..." A Miao walked towards the Fourteenth, with a little embarrassed look on her face, and said in a low voice, "It's probably... he's wearing fur, that's what was thrown in this hut. Can you ask him to take it off?"

"How could that kind of thing be said!" Fourteen lowered his voice and retorted, "Now I'm ready to keep warm!"

But just after saying that, Shisi suddenly discovered something - Mao Mao, who had taken off his bear fur and only wore a pair of briefs, was in an instant, and he complained wildly with his voice: "It's taken off! The general has completely changed the theme! He is planning to get warm in another sense!"

As he said that, Sisi looked at Yue Yong and the other two, "Look, the general has taken off the fur, so go quickly."

"Hey, wait a moment," Gintoki suddenly said, "Don't you think... it's very smelly?"

"Are you talking nonsense?" Fourteen complained wildly, "The fur has been taken off!"

"Is it really because of the fur?" Gintoki stared at Maomao's thighs with a suspicion, then covered his nose and showed a look of disgust. "The smell is heavier than just now."

"It's not so much that the taste becomes heavier, it's another taste of Aru." Kagura said.

"I... never knew..." Yue Yong, who was spitting a bunch of people holding the wall, turned around and murmured, "What the wanderers in Yoshihara have to face every day is this smell..."

"No, this is just an example." Jiang Cheng refuted expressionlessly.

"You guys are enough! The general only has a pair of underwear left! What else can you smell bad?" Shisi couldn't help but shout to stop.

Looking at Mao Mao who was stretching but secretly smelling his armpits, Kondo couldn't help but lower his voice and said, "The general pretended to stretch, but was actually secretly confirming the smell of his armpits! Stop! Stop hurting him anymore!"

"The only reason is that, right?" Gintoki stood up with his chin and stared at the only panties left between Maomao's thighs casually and analyzed, "I'm just wearing a pair of panties and putting on fur, that's it, so please take it off."

"Stop kidding!" Fourteen retorted in an instant, "In the blizzard, all fruits were suicide..."

Before he finished speaking, Shishi discovered something again - that was Mao Mao, whose briefs had switched to mosaics, and instantly became even worse, exclaiming: "General—!! You haven't passed on your family line yet!"

"I feel so disgusting, let's forget Aru." Kagura said with disgust.

At the same time, Yue Yong and A Miao also quietly moved away from Maomao a few steps.

"Do you want me to kill you?! Bastards!" Sisi clenched his fists, exploding blue veins and spitting across his body, "It's because you complained that he took off all his clothes! Go and help him keep warm! The general's body and mind are frozen!"

"You can stop at this moment, what a smell, it's disgusting," Zong Wu said at this time, "Now isn't the time to say such words, right?"

"It's so rude. Don't you understand what kind of consideration means?" Xinbaji spoke with a serious expression.

"There's really no way, let's go there first." As he said that, Zhongwu was the first to walk towards Maomao, and at the same time, Shinbaji also walked towards Maomao.

"Okay! Just that," Sioux then breathed a sigh of relief, "You can go there first, go quickly."

Shinbaji who stopped in front of Maomao had a relaxed smile on his face, "It's just something smelly, it's just a man's smell..."

Just after he finished speaking, Shinbaji and Matsuyu bent down and vomited at the same time.

Σ_(???”∠) vomit...

"General! You can kill them all!" Kondo, who couldn't stand it, shouted.

"Hug...sorry, china girl." Zhongguo wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, raised his head, and said to Kagura with an ugly expression.

"Ah Lu just understands it." Kagura replied without looking back.

"Okay, you're so fucking!" Fourteen spoke again and complained, "Why do you have to be frank when you choose this?"

"You... stop at this time!" Jiang Cheng suddenly frowned and complained to the Fourteen on the side, "Since the beginning, I kept saying some smell! It's disgusting! I want to vomit! I can't help it! I hope that the general will leave this room quickly and will never want to stay in the same room as the general!"
Chapter completed!
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