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Chapter 594: Some games can't be stopped even if you give up! For example, life

At this moment, Gui's laughter suddenly came from the side.

"Hahahahaha..." Gui, who had been stabbed with many tone nails on her body, shouted to everyone, "I can't stand this coldness, it's really a waste of time. Thanks to the needles that Mr. Bigfoot stabbed, my whole body is burning and hot now!"

As he said that, Gui raised his thumbs up and pointed behind him, proposing eagerly, "Why do you guys go back to Mr. Bigfoot while now!"

"Absolutely not!" Xinbaji raised his hand without any hesitation.

"It's true that the cave I found is better." A Miao, who had been following everyone, said at this time, then narrowed his eyes and looked at the plate of dark matter in his hand that was still emitting an unknown aura. "Look, it's rare that I roasted the blood-sucking beast so delicious~"

"As a result, this person still turned into an unknown object even an unknown creature!" Gintoki complained wildly, "No matter what he cooks, it will turn into dark matter!"

"How could I spend the night in that kind of monster-filled cave!" After complaining, Shinbaji raised his head and looked at the night sky that was still snowing, and sighed softly, "By the way, even if I want to turn back now, I can't figure out where I'm going because of the blizzard."

In this way, the crowd was walking aimlessly in the mountains and forests again.

"It's a vast white area, and even the smoke from the bonfire used for markings can't be seen." Fourteen said as he walked.

"I said that kind of thing had been blown out by the blizzard long ago." Zhongguo took the speech with a calm expression, "If this continues, Kondo and General will not be able to come back."

"Don't worry, those two people will definitely come back." Yin Shikkyu took the words casually, "Back to the ground."

In an instant, Shisi retorted loudly with white eyes and blue veins: "Don't give me a crow's mouth there! If the general has something to do, both you and we will return to the ground!"

Zongwu stopped, revealing a face that had a abandoned expression, stared at the godless eyes, and replied softly: "Tu Fangsang, it's okay, everyone can go back. The general's white briefs and our white-cold face...hahaha..."

"Everyone will be swallowed up by this snow and turned into pure white." Gintoki, who had the same expression, stared at the godless eyes and laughed, "Everything will be zero, hehe..."

Looking at the two of them, Shinbaji couldn't help but complain: "These two shaking S are so weak! They have become a give-up mode so quickly! Please don't give up! As long as you don't give up, there will be a solution!"

"Really, children nowadays are so spoiled and can't stand any setbacks." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and curled his lips, spat with some disdain.

"Look! Even Jiang Chengsang didn't give up!" Xinbaji comforted again, "Jiang Chengsang, who is S like you two, didn't give up either! Be cheer up! Didn't coach Anxi say? Don't give up easily until the last moment of the game!"

"Xinbajijun, you were wrong." Jiang Cheng raised his head, raised his index finger and squinted his eyes and replied with a smile: "Some games can't stop even if they give up, such as... life, pain, cold winter nights, and then... I feel that if I give up today, I might stop. Our life...hahaha...hahahaha..."

"Your abandonment mode is even more terrifying!" Shinbaji complained again, "Why do you have to say that kind of words with such expressions? No! Stop quickly! Such expressions can't be played with such words! Even if you explain that it is a relaxation accident, you will definitely be complained!"

On the side, Shisi lit a cigarette slowly, took a sip, and then slowly spit it out, and at the same time, a whispered sound came out of his mouth, "Anyway, all I can say now is that there will be no worse situation than now. On the other hand, if you think about it, there will be no worse situation than now, and then it will continue to improve. There is no need to worry about this."

At this time, Shinbaji suddenly noticed something - the sound of footsteps stepping on the snow getting closer and closer, and then turned around in confusion and looked over.

“Tufangmang…”

"What's wrong?"

Looking at the strong giant bear with red eyes standing a few meters behind him, Shinbaji burst into pieces and shouted in a collapse: "A worse situation has come!!"

At this time, Shi Si, who also discovered the giant bear, exclaimed in an instant, and spitted his feet and found the giant bear, Gintoki, and Shinbaji, who also found the giant bear, fled together.

"Why did a bear appear at this time?" Yin Shikyu shouted with a ferocious expression while running away.

"Cold... Calm down! Gintoki!" Gui, who was also running desperately, comforted, "There is no chance of winning when racing against Bear! You should pretend to be dead at this time-!"

As he said that, Gui jumped down hard in a superman position towards the cliff.

"You're really dead!!" Gintoe complained hard.

"Idiot! Pretending to be dead is just superstition." Fourteen cursed, "You should stare at the bear's eyes and slowly open the distance. If you turn your back to it, you will come from behind..."

puff--

"Ah la la~" Zong Wu, who was standing behind Fourteen, pulled out the sharp branches that he had stuck on Fourteen's back. "This is not good at earth-cup sams~ Be careful behind it~ I was thinking about killing the bear, but I stabbed it wrong~"

The floppy Sisi struggled to turn his face, looked at the refreshed Zhongwu, and murmured with pain: "Oh...Oh no, I forgot that there is another guy I can't turn to."

But at this moment, the sound of a sharp object piercing into the human body again brought the refreshing general enlightenment back to reality.

"Hey, it's better for you to pretend to be dead soon, Aru." Kagura held up the branches stained with blood from the head of the Enlightenment, with a dark expression on his face.

"You...you bastard..." After failing, Zong Wu murmured.

Looking at the sudden but premeditated farce in front of him, Shinbaji complained wildly: "What are you doing?! Is it time for internal strife now?!"

At this moment, A Miao, who suddenly discovered something, quickly reminded: "Xinjiang! Danger! The bear is rushing towards you!"

Looking at the bear running towards him, Shinbaji turned around and fled in panic.

"Hey! Be cheer up!" Yue Yong was still shaking Jiang Cheng's shoulders, who had always smiled but had actually given up completely.

"Hehehe... Do you want to be with Yueyue? This way, it feels very relaxed..." Jiang Chengju just smiled.

At this time, Shinbaji, who was chased by a giant bear on the other side, accidentally stepped on the edge of the cliff and fell down in surprise.

"Xinjiang-!!" A Miao shouted.

But at this critical moment, a huge claw reached out and grabbed Shinbaji's hand. Then, the owner of the claw, Giant Bear, spoke.

"Not hurt, are you?"

"Huh?" Hearing the familiar voice of this man, Shinbaji was stunned for a moment, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice.

After pulling Xinbaji onto the cliff, the giant bear spoke again: "It seems that everyone is safe..."

"That...that sound is..." Shinbaji raised his head and looked blankly at the bear in front of him.

At this time, the giant bear or Mao Mao slowly took off his hood and replied with a serious expression: "General of the Conquering Yi, Tokugawa... Mao————"

Ignoring A Miao, who was slapping Mao Mao, who was full of kunai, kicked off the cliff and Yue Yong, who was still in the shooting position, Shinbaji looked at Mao Mao who was falling into the cliff, and opened his mouth wide and stood there in a daze.

"Xinjiang! Is it okay?!Xinjiang!" Ah Miao asked anxiously.

"At critical moments, men are always unreliable." Yue Yong took out the cigarette pole, took a sip, and glanced coldly at Jiang Cheng beside him.

...

In a somewhat dilapidated wooden house, Kondo, wearing a somewhat dilapidated straw raincoat, sat cross-legged in the corner, holding his hands and saying with emotion: "Oh, I am really worthy of being a general. I didn't expect to find this hut to take refuge by myself. In fact, I was saved when I got lost in the snow. It's true that I can't figure out who is the guard in this way. I really have no qualifications to be a samurai. I have the awareness of septiles at any time, but the life I have been saved by the general now needs to do my best to make the general safely return."

"Don't worry, Yueyue," Jiang Cheng, who was standing beside him, comforted Yue Yong in a low voice, "In this case, we should think about a better development. If the general is eaten by a hungry wild wolf or a bear, there will be no evidence of death."

"Stop quickly, Jiang Chengsang, stop this dangerous conversation quickly." Xinbaji, who was standing beside him, whispered expressionlessly, "If these words are heard by others, even if they are not guilty, they will be sentenced to hang."

Scream-

Hearing the sound of the door opening, everyone turned their heads and looked in the direction of the door.

Seeing that Momomao was wearing a bear coat and several wounds that had just stopped bleeding all over his body, Kondo was the one who reacted the most.

"General, General——!" Kondo stood up in an instant, "What happened?! What happened to General?! Why are you covered in wounds?!"

"That... that, Kondo San, is actually because..." Shishi spoke with some bumps,

However, before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Gintoki on the side and took over the conversation: "Attacked by Bigfoot and Vampire Beast."

"Huh?" Kondo was puzzled.

"Although we have fought to the death..." As he said, a little unbearable appeared on Gintoki's face, "Damn it! Those UMA bastards, unforgivable!"

"You said UMA?! How is it possible?" Kondo looked in disbelief, and then pointed at the wound on Maomao's body to retort, "These wounds are obviously stabbed by sharp weapons!"
Chapter completed!
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