Chapter 298: All the unhappiness in this world is basically your own fault!
But at this moment, Shishi suddenly remembered something, and the smile on his face suddenly stopped. He raised his head and muttered: "Ah, no, the sentence written by Kondo Sang... I forgot to delete it."
Ezen Gintoki Kondo: "..."
...
Jiang Cheng and the other four sat side by side under the eaves, all lowering their heads and expressionless faces. Suddenly...
"Yinsang! Jiang Chengsang! Look at this reply letter!"
Before Xinbaji's figure appeared, an excited voice came first.
(ps: Don't ask me why I reply so quickly, asking is the power of technology.)
"Oh no, I don't know, I don't know anything!" Gintoki murmured, covering his ears.
"I don't know either!" Kondo's face was covered with dark lines, covering his ears with both hands, and complained in a low voice: "It's Fourteen, right?! All are fourteen, wrong!"
"After all, it's your fault, Kondo! I don't care!" Shisi shouted in a low voice with white eyes.
"You guys, calm down!" Jiang Cheng hugged his hands and looked calm and said calmly: "It's okay! Even if Xinbaji was scolded, it doesn't matter! Even if he was said to never interact with each other again, it doesn't matter! The other party is [beep-] blood type! You won't be happy when you get along with that kind of woman! If you think of this, we have saved a young man's life!"
"You're right! The other party is [beep--] blood type after all!" Gintoki praised, "We have made a contribution, right?"
"That's right, it doesn't matter even if you are resented now. He will definitely thank me, my brother-in-law in the future!" Kondo nodded without denying it.
"I said... I said it too..." Fourteen laughed awkwardly.
At this time, Shinbaji's figure finally appeared, and he was holding a piece of letter paper, shouting excitedly while running.
"It's done! Finally it's successful! Xiaolijiang said she wanted to meet me!"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and the other four showed their expressions of doubting life...
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[I am very happy about my sister's affairs. I also want Shinbaji to meet my sister. I will also go to Edo together, so I must meet you.]
Jiang Cheng and the other two got together and finished reading the reply received by Xinbaji.
"Ah~ I didn't expect to meet her so soon, I didn't expect it to be ~" Shinbaji stood behind everyone, said with joy, and then bowed heavily to the four of them, "Thank you so much! The seniors on the road of life are really indispensable ~ Yes ~"
"Hey, what's going on?" Yin Shikki murmured, "I still said I wanted to meet after receiving that letter... Could it be..."
Ezen Gintoki, Fourteen, Kondo: There is also a sexual place where you are [beep--] is ready to move!!
"No! Absolutely not!" Kondo directly snatched the letter and tore it to pieces.
"San Kondo, what are you doing?!" Shinbaji quickly stopped him.
"Absolutely not possible! You can't be ready to move at the age of 16! As a brother-in-law, I will never allow it!"
"You are not your brother-in-law! And you are the first to start to get ready, right?" Xinbaji retorted.
"It's at least twenty years old! I'll have to wait until I'm twenty years old!" Kondo yelled with his big red eyes.
"Are you already ready to move before you were twenty years old?" Shi Si interrupted at the right time.
"I will never admit it!" Kondo gritted his teeth and threw the torn letter paper in his hand heavily.
Ignoring the quarrels of the crowd, Yin Shikyu slowly took out the photos sent to Xiaoli from his arms and said to himself: "Then, what should I do?"
"I'll leave first, you know, I hate the most about meat-eating girls." As he said that, Jiang Cheng stood up and prepared to leave.
However, Yin Shikyu didn't give him this opportunity. He grabbed Jiang Cheng's arm quickly and murmured: "Hey, do you want to sneak away? Bastard!"
"No, it has nothing to do with me like this, right?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked, "Don't just pull irrelevant people into the water!"
"No, no, no, I suggest you send this photo, you?"
"No, no, didn't you agree at that time?" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Even if I have my responsibility, you should bear more than half of it, right? After all, if you stop it, none of these will happen! In contrast, my responsibility is like a trivial responsibility that I had to go to a convenience store to buy fried noodles and bread, but the fried noodles and bread were sold out. In the end, I could only buy a substitute like cheese and ham bread!"
"You have picked yourself too clean!" Gintoki shouted, "Your metaphor is too specific! What kind of specific metaphor is that?"
"Anyway, that's it, beg~" Jiang Cheng was about to get up and leave.
"Not satisfied! As long as it is not fried bread, it won't work! Come back to me!"
"Before you say this, you spit out the cheese and ham bread in your stomach, bastard!"
Looking at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki who were pinched, Shinbaji looked at Kondo, who was holding his hands and black-faced, and Shishi, who was smoking with his head down with a look of [having nothing to do with me], and said in confusion: "What's wrong with them? Have you just gone to buy bread?"
Kondo XIV: "…"
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The next day, in front of the statue of Ieyasu.
Shinbaji, who was squatting in the grass not far away, looked at the statue of Iekari, who had just met and introduced himself in casual clothes, and fell into self-doubt.
"That... can I ask why?" Shinbaji murmured with a blank expression, "Why is it not me, but Otsukari on a date?!"
"Well, calm down, Shinhachi." Gintoki, who was standing behind Shinhachi, held his hands and comforted casually, "If it were him, he could definitely handle it perfectly."
"It's okay if you don't have to be perfect!" Shinbaji turned his head and retorted a little crazy, "Why did it take so long to finally get on a date? I have to ask others to accept this best moment!!"
"It's not someone else, it's Shinbaji Junda," Ginto explained with his two fingers holding the photo, "For the other party, the pen pal is this face. Have you forgotten?"
"Yeah." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement with his hands.
"Isn't it because you two sent that troublesome photo?" Shinbaji retorted with blue veins.
"But it's thanks to this photo that you've been dating smoothly with the other party." Gintoe replied casually, "If you send your photos, you can imagine the result? You will definitely be KOed in the first round, right? But you will be hit by the other party with a home run."
"I said that, but I have been working hard until now. What is the purpose of writing letters and communicating... How can I practice it!" Xin Baji murmured with some difficulty.
"Calm down, Shinbaji," Jiang Cheng walked closer, squatted down and patted Shinbaji's shoulder, comforting, "It must be very painful, very unwilling to accept it, right? It doesn't matter, you should know that you think all the unhappiness in this world is your own fault. Will it feel a little more comfortable if you think so?"
"Yeah." Gintoki nodded in agreement with his hands.
"I can't do it at all! Is there anyone who comforts others like you?!" Shinbaji said anxiously, "It's all your faults! Why is the final responsibility lying on me?! I'm very innocent, okay?"
"Overall, it's all your fault." Jiang Cheng retorted without hesitation.
"Hey!!! This sentence is super excessive!" Xinbaji shouted, and then he showed a hint of unbearableness on his face again and hit the lawn with his fist hard. "How can you repair it! All of your previous efforts were in vain! If this situation continues..."
"Who said that this would continue like this?" Yin Shikyu walked over and squatted down, looking in the direction of Zhong Wu.
"Hey? Do you want to go up and report your own name now?" Xinbaji asked in confusion. "In this situation, I rushed up and said, "Actually, I have always been writing letters...] Are you reporting your own name like this?"
"Are you stupid?" Jiang Cheng looked at Shinbaji with a mentally retarded look, "No matter how you look, it's not the time now. Even if you go up now, the other party's impression has fallen from Zongwujun to Shinbaji, and there is no benefit at all."
"Yeah, it's like falling from the moon into a turtle's poop." Gintoki echoed.
"Just just talk about the turtle..." Xinbaji pushed his glasses and complained expressionlessly.
"In other words, it's like the stool that fell from Ken Takakura to Kensang's stool." Gintoki said after thinking about it.
"Jiansang's stool is fine... no, it's not good either!"
"Gintoki, what you said is too complicated. Shinbaji won't understand it anymore. It's more simple and clear," Jiang Cheng shrugged and frowned, "For example, if it's much easier to fall from Oguri Shun to Gintoki, right?"
"Oh! I understand! It's really like feces!" Xinbaji nodded.
"Hey! You two want to be beaten, right?" This time, it was Gintoki's turn to be unhappy.
"Anyway, even if you want to show your true face, you must at least appear very handsomely," ignored Gintoki's words, Jiang Cheng raised his index finger and continued, "Even if it is the same as Gintoki's stool, we must find a way to make this stool more dazzling! At least it must be like a stool wrapped in gold foil!"
"Isn't that still a feces?" Xinbaji asked back with a expressionless face.
"Wash the inside!" Ginto shouted, kicking both Shinbaji and Jiang Cheng over with one kick.
"No, the so-called men are basically full of feces." Jiang Cheng got up and sat cross-legged, holding his hands and closing his eyes, shook his head, and said with a serious look, "Well, can I go to the toilet? I felt a little constipated when I woke up early today."
"You are right!" Shinbaji burst into tears while getting up.
"It's really annoying..." Gintoki spat impatiently, and then continued: "Anyway, I have already agreed to Okina Karma this time that he wants to play the role of a bad guy."
"The character of a bad guy? What does it mean?" Xinbaji was puzzled.
Chapter completed!