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Chapter 297: There are also things that you can't understand without seeing each other!(1/2)

"[I am by a shit-like samurai named Yinsang. Except for weekends, I have a strong sex day and night. By the way, my XP is]." Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was stopped by the angry Shinbaji and Yinshi at the same time.

"Wait for me!!" × 2

"What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng looked at the two of them and said in confusion.

"I'm asking what's wrong? Why do I have to add an adjective like [Like Shit] behind Yinsang! This is simply redundant!" Yinsou yelled with blue veins.

"No, although that is not a problem, the other content is no different from Yinsang's version! It's just that it's just that it's changing the sexual desire to be [beep--] vigorous!" Xinbaji shouted.

"Hey! Glasses!" Ginto turned his head and looked at Shinbaji beside him.

"But haven't I removed the urge to move according to your request?" Jiang Cheng spread his hands and sighed and complained, "What are you still dissatisfied with? And I think it's better to say this kind of thing in advance? Let the other party be prepared."

"No need at all! Why do you have to expose your XP in your letter to your pen pal? It's not that level at all!" Shinbaji complained wildly, then directly shook his steps and turned around and left, and continued angrily, "It's enough. I only use the first half of Kondo Sang, and reject it later!"

...

On the other side of the sea, Xiaoli's sister sat in front of the window and read Xinbaji's reply.

[...Where are you? Miss Xiaoli, what kind of life is you living?]

"Miss, blowing the sea breeze is not good for your health." The butler behind him reminded him at the wide open window.

"It doesn't matter, keep the window open." The sister shook her head gently, then picked up her pen and started writing a reply...

...

Hengdao Hall.

[Xinbajisang also has a sister, and I also have a sister, but unlike Xinbaji's sister, she is a weak and sickly sister. Because she has been in poor health since she was a child, she has always been alone at home.]

[She has been living in seclusion at home, and even now she is in good health, she still cannot communicate well with people. The only people who can speak are my sister and my housekeeper, Mr. Sazhou.]

(ps: Sazhou Fuzang: pronunciation is the same as Sebassar, a common name for the butler in the ACG field.)

[Occasionally, if you want to go out for a walk, you just look at the sea and imagine the distant world. There is no way to break the enclosed shell. Do you have any thoughts about my sister like this?]

After reading the letter in his hand, everyone present was silent. Jiang Cheng and Gintoki were fine, it didn't matter. Shinbaji frowned and several black lines under the corners of his eyes.

"I can accept my sister's topic more than I imagined..." Kondo murmured.

"No, it's not that I can accept it, but that I'm just writing about my sister's affairs!" Jiang Cheng took over the conversation.

"I didn't write about my own business at all..." Shinbaji murmured.

"That's why I asked you to omit your sister's topic." Gintoki complained, "What do you want to do when talking about my sister's topic in the letter? Change the topic for me immediately."

"But you can't just leave the following..." Kondo put his chest in one hand, and supported his chin with his other hand in thinking and muttered, "The other party is her real sister. You should gently fool her a few words and then change the topic."

"I feel the same way," Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands in his arms, "After all, after you get married, her sister has become your sister, so you should be very cautious when replying to such topics now."

"Hey, Jiang Chengsang, can you stop talking about marriage? It's too early?" Shinbaji complained with a blank expression, then turned his head, looked at the paper and pen on the table, grabbed his hair, sighed and said with a sigh and distress: "But when it comes to fooling, what should I do?"

As he said that, Xinbaji suddenly thought of something, turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng again, and begged enthusiastically: "Jiang Chengsang! You still need you at this moment! Take out the momentum that fooled Tu Fangsang and Guisang before to help me! Please!"

"No, no, no, it's impossible," Jiang Cheng waved his hand quickly, "Women and men are two completely different creatures, and their brain circuits are not of the same level at all. Of course, if that's the case, if I really want to do it, I will work hard!"

"No, forget it..." Xinbaji lowered his head and sighed, "If it were handed over to Jiang Chengsang, it would definitely be worse. The other party would definitely put me on the blacklist like a chat software... What exactly should I do?"

As soon as Xinbaji finished speaking, the fourteenth voice came from outside the window.

"Ah, it's true here," Sisi stood at the window, holding the lit cigarette in his other hand, and complained at Kondo in the room, "Kondo San, please stop at it. Don't do your job, and stagger around everywhere. Occasionally, I'll think about it for you to fool the team members."

"Oh! It's time to come!" Kondo's eyes lit up, "The man who fooled him! Toshiro Toshika!"

"ah?"

Kondo continued: "Whether the superior or the subordinate, even if it is a problematic child, as long as the fooling mode is fully opened every day, it will be handed over to the fourteen. There is nothing that cannot be fooled!"

"What are you talking about?"

"You read this first," Kondo picked up several reply letters on the table and handed them to the Fourteen, "Fourth fools you!"

"What is the Fourteenth fool? It's Fourteenth fool! Don't be too hard for someone."

"Please, I'll fool Tu Fangsang!" Xinbaji also begged.

"You guys can unify it! There is no contact at all!"

...

Finally, with the pleas of Kondo and Shinbaji, Shisi had no choice but to sit in the room and read a few replies.

"Hey, Siyan, where do you think this kind of woman is good?" After reading the letter in her hand, Shisi raised his head and looked at Shinbaji, frowned and murmured, "No matter how you look at it, this woman is a woman with type X blood."

"Type X blood?" Xinbaji was puzzled.

"Women with type X blood are self-centered and do not listen to others at all," Shishi explained seriously, "and only talk to themselves and only care about the topics they are interested in. If this type of fooling around is not good, they will always be verbally talkative. Although this way, it will not work if they insist on changing the topic. It must be done very cleverly."

(Since it increases the bias of judging personality by blood type, use X instead.)

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng showed a look of [so that's it] and nodded deeply with consent.

"Hey, what's going on? Does he have a grudge against a woman with type X blood?" Gintoki pointed at Thousand and asked at Kondo.

"No!" Fourteen retorted.

"XIV, haven't you seen that matter yet?" Kondo turned his head to look at XiV and said with concern.

"Don't talk nonsense to me!"

"However, what the popular men say is indeed different," Shinbaji praised, "It depends on you all! X Fangsang!"

"Don't change my name randomly!"

"【Beep--】No matter what you do today, it will be in vain, but please don't give up." Ginto said to himself.

"【Beep--】The blood type may be wet by heavy rain. Please remember to bring an umbrella when going out." Kondo took over the conversation.

"This is just ordinary divination! And why does it rain on the heads of people with only [beep--] blood type?!" shouted Fourteen.

"If you can't divination, it's better to just--[beep--] The XP of blood type is... wuwu..." Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was covered by the quick-witted Shinbaji on the side.

"Shut up! Jiang Chengsang!" Xinbaji reminded in a low voice.

Gintoki pinched his chin and murmured: "Anyway, that is, you have to use a wonderful way of fooling around and then naturally change the topic without the other party discovering it."

As he said that, Gintoki chuckled and continued, "Leave it to me for a small matter."

After saying that, Gintoki sat directly at the desk, picked up his pen and started writing on the white paper:

[When I think of your sister's affairs, I feel heartache, but Xiaoli's thoughts about her will definitely be conveyed to her. One day, she will open her heart to you. Speaking of opening up, when will Xiaoli open her legs to me...]

"It's too unnatural to connect!" Xinbaji shouted with blue veins, "What topic have you changed! Primitive people are better than you!"

"When you are in love, everyone will return to the original one." Gintoki turned his head and explained.

"Then you go back alone! Don't come back!"

"It's so inconspicuous," Kondo held his hands and looked at it disdainfully. "It didn't connect to the key points at all, and it didn't seriously consider my sister's affairs!"

As he said that, Kondo got up and walked towards the desk. Gintoki saw this and let him go to the side. Kondo sat down and started writing without thinking:

【When I think of my sister... I feel ready to move.】

"What's the difference?" Shinbaji yelled at his blood-covered big eyes, "Don't say anything to fool you, isn't that just thinking about your sister?! Amoeba has a more advanced way of thinking!!"

"When you are in love, everyone will become confused." Kondo turned his head and explained embarrassingly.

"You are the only one who is full of sticky mind!"

"It's really a laughing thing. What kind of senior in life is disgusting." Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, then stood up and sat down at the table and picked up the pen, "Look for me! Women, this is the way to guide you!"

[Xiaoli is also a good kid who cares about her sister. Just like me, I am actually the same. But, don’t worry about my sister’s affairs. Now you and I may not be able to help her do anything, but I believe that one day we can help her break the cage. Because one person’s power is limited, but if two or even three people, I believe that it can be done, absolutely. So, leave it to me!]

"Hey, it's pretty good, Jiang Chengsang!" Xinba praised, "He's much more serious! He feels like a partner! Yoxi, keep this momentum, come on! Jiang Chengsang!"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth, and at the same time, his pen tip turned:

[So don't worry, one day, your sister will open her heart like you are attracted by my vigorous sex [beep -] and deliberately open her legs!]

"Wait for me!!" Xinbaji shouted loudly with blue veins, "Why did it turn into such a rogue topic in the end? You are too impatient! Why?! And why do you say it like a strong sex [beep--] can save your sister? There is no connection at all! How do you save her sister?!"

"No, I just think it's better to be more direct," Jiang Cheng turned his head and hugged his hands and explained, "I hate it the most. Whether it's a woman or a man, it's better to be more direct when we get along? Isn't the purpose of love just to be able to be so proud of [beep--]?"

"It's not at all!" Xinbaji retorted without thinking, then sighed heavily and turned his head to look at Shisi on the side with a pitiful look, "Tu Fangsang..."

"Uh?" Shisi, who was holding a cigarette, was stunned for a moment, then chuckled, stood up and came to the desk, "Well, there is no way..."

After saying that, Sisi sat up, first kneaded the piece of paper written by Jiang Cheng into a ball and threw it behind him, and then picked up the pen directly:

[You seem to be very worried about your sister. I don’t think that is necessary. I have never thought about my sister, sympathy or words of encouragement. Because of my friend, isn’t there one here? I…I am my sister’s friend. If I can’t break through my own prison, I will help her break the prison from outside!]

Looking at the fourteen who was walking on the paper, Kondo exclaimed in disbelief: "What?! It was so direct from the beginning, it was a very bad fool!"

"And I also deviated from the promise of meeting!" Xinbaji exclaimed.

Fourteen did not stop writing, but still turned his pen on the paper:

[...Please meet me, sister...ah, sorry, I suddenly wrote something like this, I have only written some beautiful words. The real thing is that I am not an amazing person, because I really... just... just want to see you!]

"I've been fooled! I've been fooled by Xiaoli in the end!" Xinbaji exclaimed.

"This is not the last one!" Fourteenth chapter said, dipped it in white ink with a brush, and directly crossed out the last sentence [I just want to see you], "If you delete this, you will be done!"
To be continued...
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