"Isn't it better to be mistaken for a handsome guy?" Gintoki yawned and continued indifferently, "We didn't say a lie. Even if the other party misunderstood, he doesn't care about our affairs."

"Whoever sees this kind of thing will misunderstand it!" Xinbaji said anxiously.

"Don't you care, just treat it as a game of [Guess which is me]?" Jiang Cheng frowned and spread his hands, swaying indifferent tone, "Just take a photo with a friend I just met on the chat software, and then ask you about the same kind of game of [Guess which is me]."

"It's completely different!" Xinbaji shouted, "By the way, we don't play such a game at all! And with such a bad photo, how can I ask that kind of question!"

After ignoring Shinbaji's words, Gintoki sat up and murmured: "But no matter what, receiving the reply means that the first level has finally been broken..."

But before he finished speaking, Gintoki was interrupted by Kondo under the wooden board.

"It's so naive, the first level? It's still far from it." Kondo poked his head out from under the wooden board, not paying any attention to the atmosphere that had changed quietly because of his appearance. He held his hand and continued, "You haven't even touched the door yet."

"I don't want to be preached by a guy who can't even enter the gate!" While shouting, Shinhachi jumped directly to Kondo's face, and the ground around Kondo was shattered.

"No need to say anything, Shinhachikun," Kondo continued, like a person who was fine, "I have roughly understood what happened these days."

"Why do you know?" Shinbaji moved his feet away and pointed at Kondo and shouted, "Okitasan has come here to find you! When did you start hiding there?!"

"Since it's a matter of love, why not discuss it with me, who is known as a love expert?" Kondo asked seriously.

"You are an annoying expert, right? You have never seen a love expert like this who is full of rustic!" Xinbaji retorted loudly.

However, Kondo was not hit by Shinbaji's words at all, and replied confidently: "That's right! Even if you have to be covered in mud, you can't give up!"

"Give up! I beg you! Please give up!" Xinbaji begged with his head in his arms.

"Pen pal, it's so nostalgic..." Kondo sat up and chuckled a little nostalgic on his face. "I've submitted it before. When I received the reply, I was so excited. I didn't remember how many times I've received the reply~"

Looking at Kondo's memories, everyone was speechless.

"By the way, you are not just a pen pal, but a fee fraud, right?" Xinbaji couldn't help but complain.

"That's not fiction! It really remains in my heart!" Kondo retorted without hesitation.

(The first two sounds of [Full Scam] in Japanese are the same as those of [Fiction].)

"So you have paid to view adult/website!!" Xinbaji shouted.

...

"Shinbaji," Kondo glanced at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, who were sitting under the eaves behind him, and then leaned over to Shinbaji's ear and whispered: "Think of a man who only knows the way of corrupt love, he must not understand the kind of love that pen friends can have! Let me leave it to my future brother-in-law!"

"What are you saying!" Yin Shi stood up instantly and shouted unyieldingly, "I don't want to be preached by an uncle who is only able to make money and is addicted to virtual love!"

"Yes, right!" Jiang Cheng also stood up and agreed.

"Then I'll ask you two, what would you do if you were in this situation?" Kondo pointed at the two of them and asked seriously, "The other party has begun to be interested in Shinbajijun, but what exactly will you two write? For example..."

As he said that, Kondo coughed lightly, pinched his throat and continued, "[I work in a Wanshi House in Edo. I have been short of money for thousands of years, and I am interested in star chasing]... Can this kind of thing be popular?! What is that?! What is Wanshi House?! It's so suspicious! What is! What is star chasing? It's so disgusting!"

"Should me!" Gintoki retorted with a burst of blue veins, "I don't want to be told by you, don't underestimate the house of all things!"

"That's right! What's wrong with chasing stars?" Shinbaji retorted with the same expression, "It's much better than being a stalker who is disgusted and still refuses to let go!"

"Well, although it is indeed a shit-like thing in the house of Wanshi, star chasing is an important part of Xinbaji's character. Although it is also very shit, without this, Xinbaji will not be like Xinbaji." Jiang Cheng frowned and murmured with one hand on his chin.

"Hey! You're too much! Which side are you from?!" Gintoki shouted.

"No, I didn't mean that..." Kondo shook his head, then looked at Shinhachi and Gintoki with a serious look on his face, and asked, "Are you popular now?"

After hearing this, Shinbaji and Gintoki involuntarily took a step back at the same time.

"Right! It's not popular at all!" Kondo continued, "Do you understand? Write your life outright so that you can see if any women will take the bait!"

"Then do you want me to lie?" Xinbaji retorted without hesitation.

"Although we can use some tricks, we will never lie!" Gintoki took a step forward and said loudly.

"What you say makes sense, it's really not good to lie," Jiang Cheng nodded, "Even if you hook a woman with a lie, it will be exposed one day! Once a lie is told, many lies are needed to resolve it! So, once both parties get along for a long time, the other party will gradually discover the truth! Even after marriage, the other party will file for divorce because of this!"

"No, that, Jiang Chengsang, you're thinking too far. It's just a pen pal. Getting married too early." Xinbaji corrected his expressionlessly.

"No, you should take three steps when thinking about anything!" Jiang Cheng retorted seriously, and then sighed softly, "So, lying is lying, no matter how gorgeous the words are used to cover it up..."

(Dis Badaozhai here)

"Wait!" Kondo interrupted Jiang Cheng's words, hugged his hands and said disdainfully, "Lie? No, how could I do that kind of thing that goes against Bushido? I just want to say that as long as I change the way of speaking, my general impression will also change. For example..."

As he said that, Kondo coughed twice again, pinched his throat and said softly: "[I studied Bushido by a samurai named Ginsang, and worked hard day and night. Interest is music appreciation. Because I am often immersed in it, my wallet is always empty, and I am short of money for thousands of years.]"

"Oh!" Shinbaji exclaimed with wide eyes.

"The content is the same as before, but it gives people a completely different impression." Gintoe murmured.

Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou's eyes and looked speechless.

At this time, Kondo hugged his hand and snorted, and then said, "There is still something else, learn it well. [My dream is to revitalize my own swordsmanship, and my sister also supports my dream, and we work hard together. My sister is really a very capable woman, both beautiful and considerate. I often think that if I get married, I must find a wife like my sister. Recently, her beauty has been carved into brilliance, and in my younger brother's eyes, she also feels dazzling. To describe that kind of beauty,

It is a flower swaying in the wind, and it seems to float away with a gentle touch. But it has a sense of unyielding tenacity in the heart. What is more amazing is that what shines with beauty is that her proud soul is also clear and beautiful, and exudes charming glory like the morning glow. This must be a miracle, no, this is not a miracle. If you want to say why, because miracle is her existence itself. What we see now is the miracle that evokes miracles. What is even more surprising is that my sister...]”

"It's too long!" Shinhachi finally interrupted Kondo's words unbearable, and shouted loudly with blue veins: "How long should I write to write my sister?! Even my younger brother feels disgusting! He said he wanted to change his viewpoint, but it turned out to be your viewpoint!"

As he said that, Shinbaji's tone changed and he continued, "Indeed, the existence of my sister is indispensable in the content I want to write, but if I don't write it in a concise way, no one will understand why this letter was written, right?"

"Is that true..." Kondo held his hands and pondered for a moment, then nodded and said, "There is no way, then I will summarize it into a line with tears."

As he said that, Kondo closed his eyes and raised his head, paused for a few seconds before continuing: "[Awakened to move]"

"What kind of brother is that?!" Xinbaji shouted with white eyes and holding the blue veins, "I said that is completely your mood! In the end, I'll just be ready to move?!"

"Well~ Don't say it to your sister~" Kondo said shyly with a red face.

"Did I say it?!!"

"Forget it, let's omit your sister's affairs first," Yin Shi said at this time, "Even if you tell other girls about your sister's affairs, it will not do you any benefit to me. Anyway, you will become your sister-in-law in the end."

As he said that, Gintoki raised an index finger: "Remove all the bad keywords and just write out the good parts. For example... [I am next to a samurai named Ginsang, and I am ready to move day and night]"

"Oh, it's worthy of Gintoki, it feels much cleaner." Jiang Cheng praised.

"There is no difference at all!" Xinbaji shouted, "Do you get me ready to move!! Isn't the worst keyword still there?! What's the day and night?! It seems like I'm ready to move all year round!"

"Then change it to [only on weekends and weekends]." Gintoki replied.

"You can ignore the rest day and get rid of it!"

Jiang Cheng stretched out his index finger and suggested, "Let me try it out?"

"Please, Jiang Chengsang, you must remove the urge to move!" Xinbaji begged, "If Jiang Chengsang is popular with girls, he will definitely come up with some good ideas! Please!"

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly...
Chapter completed!