The atmosphere on the scene was very awkward, and the audience did not applaud, and the doctoral couple also ended their performance and had nothing to say.

Tang Beiming was waiting for other judges to comment, but judging from the other judges' meaning, they seemed to be unable to accept this form of crosstalk, and no one knew how to comment.

In the end, it was Tang Beiming who broke the deadlock.

"Are you finished acting?"

"It's over."

"Oh, I've been observing these two formulas on your clothes. What are these?"

The doctor couple was wearing a red dress on their upper body.

On the red clothes, each has a very complicated formula.

Chai Mi: "This is the formula crosstalk I wrote in that book, "Finance Element of Crosstalk". In general, I can calculate how much time each audience laughs on average, how much time it takes for each laugh, how much time I want the audience to rest, and then let them laugh for the second time."

Chai Mi's words made everyone feel dizzy now.

Why do you listen to crosstalk? Isn’t it because the society is under too much pressure? Do you want to listen to crosstalk, smile and relax the pressure?

As a result, when I come to you, I will be bound by rules and regulations.

How much time does it take to laugh once, how much time does it take to laugh each time?

Come on, please help me calculate how much time I shit and how much do I shit each time.

Chai Mi continued: "We have written more than 500 crosstalks with this formula. At the beginning, didn't I ask you, do you know us? In the end, you said, you don't know us."

On the side, Li Yu also added: "Yes, it's a bit strange. Why don't you know us?"

strangeness?

Does Tang Beiming still feel strange?

You two have a problem with your brain, why do I have to know you?

I heard your tone, it seemed like I made a huge mistake if I didn’t know you. This is the real strange thing, okay?

"By the way, Teacher Tang, your wife is the big star Zhao Lifei. She has come into contact with many people. Otherwise, if you ask her, she will definitely know us."

Chai Mi said it with confidence and felt that Zhao Lifei knew her 100% of her.

Tang Beiming turned around and looked at the audience, Zhao Lifei's direction: "Do you know them?"

Zhao Lifei smiled awkwardly, then shook her head.

Suddenly, the scene became even more awkward.

Just now, Chai Mi was so confident when she said that.

As a result, he was slapped in the face in less than a minute.

"No, there is a question, I want to talk about it."

"You said, I will guide you."

"Crossing, it is crosstalk, it is about doing whatever you want, it is about a joy. There is no formula or regulation. How long do you have to laugh? Look at me, I laugh whenever I want, and don't laugh anymore if I don't want to laugh."

Tang Beiming felt that he had commented on their performance fairly.

As a result, it attracted great dissatisfaction from the other party.

"So, what do you mean?"

"The meaning is very simple. You say that your formula is good and the only way to check whether it is good or not is whether there are audiences to buy your tickets."

"Just say my "Tang Dynasty" movie is priced at 50 yuan, which is more expensive than ordinary movies, but the audience is willing to spend money, and this is success."

"And we take out your formula crosstalk and put it in Zhonghai Stadium. The audience is willing to spend money to watch it, that is success."

Chai Mi stretched out her hand: "Okay, you invest money."

Tang Beiming was speechless for a moment. He was just commenting on you, how is your crosstalk?

As a result, you ask people about money when you ask for money. Who spoiled you?

"I won't vote."

"Why?"

"Because, I think your formula crosstalk is a bad one."

Tang Beiming had been tolerating these two people for a long time and had never gotten angry.

Finally, he began to tell the truth.

You two have the formula crosstalk that has not amused the audience here. You still want to go to Zhonghai Stadium and amused hundreds of thousands of audiences. You are overthinking it.

"Haha, bad, I think it's not. You are afraid that everyone will go to watch my crosstalk and no one will watch your movies. I'm afraid that I will become popular, and I didn't expect you to have this kind of red-eye disease."

"Are you thinking too much? We are not from the same industry. I have never spoken to crosstalk, so what business is there?"

Tang Beiming only felt that the two people in front of him were a little confused.

"Haha, let's talk about it more advanced, don't always talk about crosstalk."

"Wait, why is crosstalk not high-end? If you think it is not high-end, why are you here for?"

"No, let's not always talk about crosstalk, let's talk about the real Chinese crosstalk."

"Stop, I'm increasingly unable to understand what you said. What's the difference between crosstalk and Chinese crosstalk? The crosstalk we are talking about is not from China?"

"Okay, let's talk about the topic you just mentioned, how did you say that you were there to amuse the audience, right?"

"Yes, this is what I said."

"You said that people are different, everyone has different laughter, everyone can do whatever they want, laugh when they want. But I tell you, you are wrong. People are the same. As long as you use my formula to crosstalk, anyone can amuse any audience in any occasion. Do you believe it?"

Chai Mi continued, "I am not a star, an actor, or a master of crosstalk. I am just an ordinary person. I can still let ordinary people say crosstalk. As long as I use my formula, everyone can do it. Isn't this a success?"

"I'll ask you now?"

Chai Mi's words made the atmosphere on the scene a little stiff.

Ask, what are you planning to do?

Challenge the judges. This is amazing. Is it a desperate situation?

"If I knew that you were a judge, I shouldn't have come."

Tang Beiming smiled coldly and applauded the other party: "It's okay, it's too late for you to leave now."

"No, since I'm here, I won't leave easily. I just didn't expect that you can't even understand my formula for crosstalk."

"It's not that I'm a hot chicken, it's that you think you're the champion, and all those who don't like your formula crosstalk are all hot chickens."

"That's right, I should be the champion, but you can't tell my talent like you. You really don't have the ability. If you don't talk about me, just say that my apprentice Wu Nian, he was eliminated by you."

"He was able to advance because he was influenced by your formula crosstalk."

"You are targeting us. Shouldn't we be champions?"

"You can form a competition yourself, then you will be the champion. But I tell you, you can't do it here, as long as I'm here, you will not be the champion."

"As you said, we were eliminated?"

"Yes, you've been eliminated."

"Are you sure, the elimination music hasn't been played yet?"

"Confirm, the music will be coming soon."

Dingdong!

In an instant, the elimination music sounded, and Chai Mi and Li Yu's faces were extremely difficult to see.

"Tang Beiming, let's see if you don't let us live today, maybe you will be eliminated in my hands tomorrow."

"Where is the applause for everyone?"

Quietly, everyone was quiet, and there was no one applauding.

In the end, Chai Mi and Li Yu left the stage like two stray dogs.

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