The two walked onto the stage. Before they could speak, the audience below said, "Look at these two people, they are still holding books in their hands, and they are like teachers going to teach students."

After the man finished speaking, he burst into laughter.

Everyone is watching crosstalk, but as a result, you two are so serious, it would be strange if you don’t laugh at you?

In response to this, the man's face changed directly.

Fortunately, the woman next to him hit him in the hand and he didn't have an attack.

"I will introduce myself first. My name is Chai Mi, and her name is Li Yu. I have heard of our crosstalk, so I will applaud."

Suddenly, there were a few people on the field who clapped their hands.

After all, this is a crosstalk competition organized by the school. It is normal for everyone to be classmates, and it is normal for someone to hear it.

"Thank you everyone, not much, not a lot."

Then, Chai Mi said to Tang Beiming: "I don't think you applaud. You don't know me, right?"

Tang Beiming was stunned. Are you very famous?

Do I have to know you?

However, this is the competition site, and we have to give it to the other side.

"Isn't you going to know this today?"

Tang Beiming was already very proud of the other party, but in the end, the other party did not give him any face.

"I really didn't expect that, I really didn't expect that you wouldn't know me."

Then, Chai Mi walked up to him.

"These are three books for you. I originally wanted to sign them for you. Since you don't know them, then forget it."

As he said that, Chai Mi sent three books.

"These three books were written by us and our husband, please take a look."

"This is "Campus Crosstalk", this is "Finance Element of Crosstalk", and this is "Logical Funny".

Tang Beiming saw someone giving him something, but he didn't come empty-handed, so he was a little angry.

He took the book and then heard Chai Mi say, "I guess you can understand "Logic Funny", and the other two are not understood."

Tang Beiming was stunned. What a fucking person?

This is a gift, it's just disgusting.

"By the way, if you can't understand, you can come and ask me, don't tear it."

"Of course, I'm busy too, and I don't have time to take care of you."

After saying that, Chai Mi returned to the stage.

Tang Beiming was speechless when he held three books.

"Then we'll start."

The competition begins and the performance of the two begins.

Chai Mi: "Let me introduce myself first."

Li Yu: "We are a doctoral couple from China Overseas Jiaotong University for ten years."

Wow!

Having said that, there is applause below.

Doctor, this is a doctor.

A top student, a disadvantage.

Chai Mi: "I heard from the director that we are the only couple who participated in the competition."

Li Yu: "I don't speak rigorously. It should be said that we are the only couple and we were still a couple when we participated in the competition."

Chai Mi: "Yes."

Off the field, there was a burst of laughter.

Chai Mi: "No, what do you mean?"

Li Yu: "We female doctors speak rigorously and have to fully consider various possibilities."

Li Yu: "Anything who are not husband and wife are still the same, can't they become husband and wife in the future?"

Chai Mi thought: "Yes."

Li Yu: "Those players who are now husband and wife cannot..."

As Chai Mi listened, she always felt something was wrong. He quickly interrupted: "No, this can't."

Chai Mi continued, "You female doctors are so hurtful."

Li Yu: "It may not be that everyone hurts people. If you don't believe me, please ask me a question."

Chai Mi: "That's fine, how do you think I look?"

Li Yu: "Ugly."

Chai Mi covered her head for a while: "How is it, I'll just say I'm hurting people?"

Li Yu: "You ask yourself, isn't this looking for black? You can ask Teacher Tang."

Chai Mi: "Okay, then what do you think of Teacher Tang?"

Li Yu: "It's pretty handsome."

Tang Beiming was almost asleep when he heard the two of them having a silly crosstalk.

Until he heard this sentence, he was energetic and even applauded.

Under the leadership of Tang Beiming, the two doctors finally received another applause from the audience.

Chai Mi: "Puff! You are still very hurtful."

Li Yu: "How is it? If I don't speak rigorously, it will make people angry."

Chai Mi: "Oh. The audience must be very interested in knowing, if you speak rigorously, what will it look like?"

Li Yu: "Among the judges, Teacher Tang is so handsome."

Tang Beiming looked around and saw that the elderly college teachers sitting next to him were all older college teachers.

Listening to this, are you praising yourself or damaging yourself?

Chai Mi: "What you said is that you offended all the other teachers. I see how you will advance later. By the way, then you can give me a rigorous evaluation."

Li Yu: "Among all the players on the field, you are the second best-looking."

Chai Mi glanced at me: "Do you think I can't hear it. There are only two players in total. Aren't you just praising yourself in disguise? "

The two of them were like this, unwilling to speak their crosstalk.

To be honest, they have never seen the audience laugh at their crosstalk until now.

Li Yu: "When I talk about this, the audience must be very interested in knowing how I, a female doctor, talk about crosstalk."

Chai Mi: "I also want to know why I married a female doctor. Otherwise, let's reappear in a scene and perform for everyone."

As they said that, the two of them actually sat down.

At this moment, Tang Beiming was thirsty and drinking water.

Then, seeing them like this, they sprayed out a sip of water.

I sir.

Is this still a crosstalk competition? Why does this bring your own sketches?

Chai Mi: "Do you still remember? Ten years ago, we often sat on a bench by Siyuan Lake."

Li Yu: "Of course I remember. Wow! The moon is reflected in the lake, so romantic."

Chai Mi: "What did you say at that time? The scene reappears."

Li Yu: "Wow! The moon is mirror reflected by the lake water, and the virtual image formed is so romantic."

The jokes they thought they were telling were very funny.

However, the audience was collectively confused.

Because, this joke is really not funny.

In other words, this is not a joke at all, but a physical knowledge.

On the field, it was awkward.

Chai Mi: "Li Yu, you know I really like writing crosstalk, so I was reluctant to leave the crosstalk association, so I endured the pain and got a doctorate entrance exam."

Li Yu: "Ah?"

Chai Mi: "Doctors will have many years to graduate. I don't want to delay you anymore. Let's get married."
To be continued...