Chapter 5 The Empty Young Master
“Isn’t this enough?”
Erlang Shen asked retortly.
"ah?"
Wang Li was slightly stunned.
Well, why is the second brother a mere sesame and mung bean-sized Qingyuan Miaodao True Lord famous in the three realms and named the God of War?
Except for his uncle who is the Jade Emperor, the most important thing is that he can fight...
When he was making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, he carried the mountain with an axe and rushed from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road. He didn't blink for three days and three nights, and even chopped off the Jade Emperor's nine sons.
Those who can stand in the world rely on this invincible ability.
So much so that later, a group of people with great talent became one of the princes and did not listen to the command, and even the Jade Emperor did not dare to provoke him.
What do you rely on? It's just these fists.
If the world dares to speak with its fists like this, I can't find a third one. When I stomp my feet, the three realms are shocked and I look down on the world. Who dares to challenge?
For him, this martial arts is indeed enough.
However, the times have changed.
You are not a god of war now... You are just a mortal without magic power. Although you are strong and powerful, your martial arts are still there, but now there are airplanes and cannons all over the streets. Can you still use your body to resist nuclear bombs?
"One time and another time."
Wang Li sighed and said, "It's a peaceful era. Fighting requires you to pay for money. The more you can pay, the more you can pay. Second brother, you will probably be able to slap yourself in your face and you will never be able to return to Heaven in this life."
"There are still places where you won't let fight?"
Erlang Shen was very surprised.
In his eyes, fighting and killing is a normal world.
"kindness!"
Wang Li nodded.
"Then is hunting okay?" Erlang Shen thought for a while and said.
"hunt?"
Wang Li frowned.
He understood that Erlang Shen had no other ability, and he was a disaster for people and small animals. In this world, it was difficult to see wild animals, even if there were... he would not be allowed to fight.
Seeing that Wang Li didn't say anything, Erlang Shen still missed him when he was a god, and boasted to Wang Li: "I'm not bragging to you, my second brother, I had more than a thousand hunters, and I could kill hundreds of them a day, such as bears, tigers and leopards."
"Bear, tiger, leopard?"
Wang Li was sweating coldly: "Brother, you may just be detaining someone. If you hit these things, you will have to be sentenced."
"Why? Are you expensive animals and bitch?" Erlang Shen said in confusion: "At that time, these things were eaten casually."
"You've eaten it?"
Wang Li asked curiously, "How is it?"
"Yes." Jiro Shinto said: "The taste of bears, tigers, etc. is actually average, but the meat is very delicious, fat but not greasy."
"The crotch you mentioned is also an animal?" Wang Li asked.
"Yes, that thing looks like a bear but eats bamboo. The meat tastes fragrant and delicious. Are you wondering? There were many in front of my temple gate before." Erlang Shinto said.
"Damn it!!"
Wang Li's scalp suddenly exploded: "Is the thing you mentioned black and white?"
"You've seen it too?"
"Brother... I must not mention this hunting man to others in the future." Wang Li was so scared that his cigarette fell to the ground.
Good guy, this guy is really wild.
It harms the South China tiger and eats giant pandas...
Nowadays, even the wild South China tigers may become extinct. The panda finally recovered gradually with manual intervention. How could it make him so terrible?
Besides, these are all beasts sitting in the prison. If others know about this, the three-eyed boy would not be pulled out to slice it.
No wonder we are working hard to protect the environment. It turns out that people who are capable of destroying the environment are not ordinary people. The final reason for the bankruptcy of Heaven is lies with him.
"You can't hunt in this broken place?"
Erlang Shen was extremely dissatisfied.
Hunting may be his only hobby, and even deprived of this hobby, I feel unhappy.
"We are a harmonious society. Since you are here, you have to adapt to this society." Wang Li said: "Everyone is a cultural person. Don't talk about fighting and killing. Do you have any other skills?"
"It's gone."
Erlang Shen shook his head: "By this skill, I have been in the heaven world for tens of thousands of years. I didn't expect that when I came here, the heroes were useless."
"So people should live until they are old, otherwise they will be eliminated by the world." Wang Li said nonsense.
"You can't fight or hunt, then you are too bored." Erlang Shen sighed.
"Hey... I don't know you."
Wang Li said: "What era is now, and I still rely on hunting and entertainment."
As he said that, Wang Li pulled out a flat plate from the crack of the sofa and threw it to Erlang Shinto and said, "Do you have this there?"
"Great magic weapon!"
Seeing the large "mobile phone", Erlang Shen's three eyes shone.
Wang Li opened B station, found the super baby JOJO, and handed it to Erlang Shinto and said, "Look at this more and make up for the rules of modern society."
"There is actually someone inside..."
Erlang Shen hugged the tablet in surprise and observed it in a hurry, looking like Wang Li’s one and a half years old nephew.
"I'll update the code first, and ignore me within two hours."
After Wang Li said a word, he turned back to the study.
Erlang Shen is an extremely empty playboy. He looks loyal and honest, but in fact he likes to play and is afraid of boredom.
I can rub the screen of my mobile phone for a long time with interest. Now I have developed the real function of the tablet, so how can I have time to pay attention to Wang Li?
Two hours later, Wang Li finished writing the update and went back to the living room.
Erlang Shen was lying on the sofa, putting a pillow under his chest, and staring at the screen with all his comforting posture.
"You can watch early childhood education films so relish?"
Wang Li looked over in confusion and looked at the screen. He saw that this guy was playing "Glory of Kings" there, using Yang Jian.
"Damn?"
Wang Li was shocked.
Is this guy so smart? In just two hours, I can go from watching super baby JOJO to playing games. What's even more terrifying is that this guy is playing well. When he dies, he will turn on his voice to spray his teammates: "You Sun Dragon Box."
After thinking about it, Wang Li suddenly realized that he had made a mistake in the concept from the beginning.
The reason why Erlang Shen acts like a fool is that he just arrived in this brand new world and everything is unfamiliar, so he acts differently than ordinary people. But after putting aside this considerable factor, this guy is a god who has lived for tens of thousands of years and a typical human spirit.
How could it be that you can make such a big name in the world because you don’t have enough IQ?
If you can just understand it at a glance, that is the normal level of Erlang Shen.
If I had gone to Heaven, I would probably be better than a fool.
"Second brother, it's more fun than hunting." Wang Li asked from the side.
"kindness!"
Erlang Shen nodded and said, "It's Erlang Shen Yang Jian here who is too weak..."
"The designer has a trick in his mind. I will use other heroes in the future. I will teach you how to use Sun Wukong."
"No! I will use Yang Jian."
Hearing the three words Sun Wukong, Erlang Shen showed a very decisive expression.
Then Erlang Shen asked, "I heard from the people inside that I just said, is it true that the villains here can make money by fighting?"
"Brother, don't think about this."
Wang Li said speechlessly: "Who is this? The primary school student is not as crazy as him. He just played for less than two hours and wanted to make money... Playing the game? Huh?"
Chapter completed!