It was embarrassing, the scene was very embarrassing at one point.

I originally wanted to be a landlord to give the gods in the heavenly court a good impression of the mortal world, but I didn't even have a penny in my pocket.

Although Wang Li knew each other with the restaurant owner, he would not have let the three realms war gods wash dishes and pay the bills as soon as they arrived in the mortal world. However, in this case, Wang Li couldn't hold on his face and wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.

Now that I was embarrassed, I was thrown into the Heavenly Court.

Just as Wang Li was scratching his head, a girl suddenly walked in from outside the door.

The girl was tall and thin, 1.73 meters tall, and looked less than 100 kilograms. She was shaking her as soon as the wind blew, and she could hold her to death with one hand. Her big eyes were so beautiful that she looked like Chunli in a street fighter. If her legs were thicker, she would be even more like.

Seeing the girl, Wang Li almost cried out excitedly, and quickly greeted the girl: "Sister Qi, here."

The girl saw Wang Li when she heard the sound and came over to say hello: "Fatty, why are you willing to leave today?"

The girl's name is Guo Xiaomei. She is ranked seventh at home. She is Wang Li's classmate from kindergarten to university. She can be said to be a childhood sweetheart. Now they live in the same community and are separated by a unit.

Guo Xiaomei opened a pet shop at the entrance of the community. She is a little boss and is much more comfortable than Wang Li.

"Isn't you bringing friends out for a meal?"

Wang Li pointed to Erlang Shen beside him.

"?"

When Guo Xiaomei saw Erlang Shen, she was stunned for a moment, and then her face turned slightly red.

Wang Li: “…”

Sure enough, truly beautiful things cannot be concealed.

Although Erlang Shen was dressed like a gangster who was fleeing, his face alone showed his lethality to women is at least at the level of nuclear weapons.

"I know all your friends, why haven't you seen this before? Where? What are you doing?"

Guo Xiaomei has been with Wang Li since she was a child. Wang Li's friends are not known to her. At this time, she was very curious when she saw a strange face.

"It's from Sichuan, it's a bit big." Wang Li said nonsense.

"Is it also a novel?" Guo Xiaomei asked curiously.

"Well, it's almost the same. He's more popular than the protagonist in any book..." Wang Lidao.

"Don't you introduce me?"

"I'm just introducing it! Lend me five hundred yuan." Wang Li was furious.

This woman was so tempted to see the beauty.

Our second brother is a god, can we hook up with her?

"I didn't bring any cash, I'll transfer my phone to you..." Guo Xiaomei took out her phone.

"Forget it, please help me pay the bill." Wang Li was so angry that if my phone could be used, I would have to borrow money from you.

"I haven't seen anyone who borrows money like you."

Guo Xiaomei rolled her eyes to pay the bill.

...

Back on the table, Erlang Shen finished the fried cakes and asked Wang Li indifferently, "Is that woman your wife?"

"lady?"

Wang Li was stunned for a moment and shook his head quickly: "No... she is my classmate, the kind of relationship with me."

In fact, since childhood, people around me thought that Guo Xiaomei was Wang Li's girlfriend. Even Wang Li's parents regarded Guo Xiaomei as their daughter-in-law, but Wang Li never regarded her as a woman.

This comes from the psychological shadows of childhood.

When he was in kindergarten, Guo Xiaomei was the eldest in the class. When he was in elementary school, he played cards with senior students and bets on buying snacks for Wang Li. In middle school, he was even more powerful and a school bully. It was not until college that he became a bit like a woman. Along the way, Wang Li was always a younger brother who was concealed by "Brother Guo"... How dare he have any inappropriate thoughts?

This is equivalent to everyone being brothers for so many years. Suddenly one day when my buddy becomes a woman, you will be happy first. Can you do it? When you close your eyes, you will still look like a man. I guess you can vomit all the overnight dinner.

"hehe."

Erlang Shen smiled slightly.

At this time, Guo Xiaomei paid back and pinched Wang Li's fat meat and scolded: "His grandma, you spent 200 yuan on your meal, but you asked me for 500 yuan. Are you shameless?"

While hiding, Wang Li said, "My second brother finally came here. I have to take him to take a shower, press his feet or something."

"Second brother?"

Guo Xiaomei suddenly remembered that Wang Li's friend was still there, her face turned slightly red, she let Wang Li go, and then greeted Erlang Shen: "Hello, second brother, I am Guo Xiaomei."

"Hello! My surname is Yang, and I am a friend of Brother Wang."

Erlang Shen nodded at Guo Xiaomei with a smile.

It's true that this nodding posture is very powerful. Even Erlang Shen can exude a strong sense of dominance in his high school uniform. After all, he is a God of War. This temperament is completely incomparable to the other two fools who used to rub their mobile phone screens and put films on them.

Guo Xiaomei was stunned by this momentum and whispered to Wang Li: "You friend is so good at pretending."

This is what Shengdou Xiaomin commented on Erlang Shen.

"The second generation of old officials!" Wang Li said: "In terms of level, there is no one above his uncle."

"Really or not?" Guo Xiaomei looked disbelief.

He hasn't seen any such awesome second-generation official dressed like this and ate fried cakes here.

Wang Li said: "Of course it's true, it's just that he has a bad relationship with his uncle, and the two of them don't have much contact, otherwise they wouldn't have been like this."

"Illegal son?" Guo Xiaomei asked gossip.

"Damn, you know all this?" Wang Li was shocked.

Guo Xiaomei knew it and said, "I understand, I understand, the grudges of wealthy families, I acted every day on TV."

After saying that, Guo Xiaomei said again: "You guys are here, I will withdraw you a few thousand yuan... If you want to go to a better place if you want to wash your feet and massage... Don't embarrass us."

"What are you washing your feet? Are you kidding you."

Wang Li grabbed Guo Xiaomei and said, "Just buy me a box of white generals."

"You won't get some good ones?"

"Take something else."

...

Guo Xiaomei went back to the store after buying the meal. There are many places in the pet store that can bathe the dogs. It is the time to work hard at seven or eight o'clock.

After eating and drinking, Wang Li sat on the sofa, holding a cigarette in his left hand and handing it to Erlang Shen in front of him: "Come one?"

A cigarette after a meal will be better than a living god.

A true god sitting opposite Wang Li

"No, it's too rush." ​​Erlang Shen waved his hands repeatedly. In his eyes, this incense was not delicious at all.

After taking a deep breath of cigarette, Wang Li crossed his legs and vomited smoke, looking like an interviewer of a third-rate leather bag company, he asked: "Second brother, it's not difficult to find a job here. As long as you have the strength, you can survive. But you are a god of war in the Three Realms. You can't go to the construction site to move bricks. Do you have any specialties?"

“Special skills?”

Erlang Shen looked down.

"Second brother, can you be more serious?" Wang Li was full of black lines.

"I'm used to it."

Jiro Shinto said: "If I were wearing armor before, the belt I had on my body with the longest armor."

"Forehead……"

Wang Li scratched his head awkwardly and said, "What specialties mean is, what are you good at doing? What are you proficient in? What are you good at? What are your skills?"

“That’s too much.”

Erlang Shen said proudly: "A certain family is the true king of Qingyuan Miaodao, the number one master in the Three Realms, and is proficient in all eighteen weapons."

"Is there any?" Wang Li thought for a while and asked again.

Erlang Shen’s specialty, Wang Li, has already understood it, and it is only two words in total - it can be typed.
Chapter completed!