If a delicate 28-year-old woman made such a request, Li Yuan would treat it as a small interest in bed and agreed with a smile, and then have some pure exchanges between friendships.

But now if it is a man... the style of painting is a bit embarrassing.

The moment the new Majesty knelt on the ground, the civil and military ministers on both sides suddenly crawled on the ground, covering their faces with their sleeves, and their voices were heartbroken. The performance was excellent and even showed red eyes, squeezed out a few tears from the tear glands.

The sadder you cry, the more beautiful you praise it. This is a powerful test of their future official character. Everything today will be recorded in history. Once the historian who wrote the pen wrote: "Your Majesty kneeled and sucked his breasts, so I was very sad. Seeing a leaf can tell a tree, and so I can see the filial piety..."

One day, Li Shimin read the daily life record and said, "Youyou, this guy is good, and he praises my behavior very much. It's good, and with a big stroke, he will be a bright future."

This is much simpler than working hard to do political achievements, so how can the ministers not cry?

But...

The ministers cried first, but Li Shimin was a little embarrassed. Li Yuan blocked his chest with his right hand, and the things behind his clothes were faintly visible, like a cold plum standing in the snow hill, but he just had no place to talk, or Li Yuan didn't want him to talk.

"Father! My son always keeps the kindness of the father raising me in mind. In the past, you and I were hunting on the mountain in Jinyang. My son was frightened by wild boars and dared not bend down and shoot arrows. It was my father who picked up the bow and arrow to give my son confidence... In the twelve years of Daye, my son was attacked Wang Shichong in Luoyang and almost died of arrows. When my father heard this, he did not close his eyes all night and asked the Buddha for blessing in Xingshan Temple... Big brother, third brother, this... My son was forced!" Li Shimin said crying with tears in his eyes.

Li Yuan’s face is very dark now. Looking at Li Er, I really want to say something to suck you and numb you!

Labor and capital are ugly!

But he is really cowardly now and dare not say this. Once he says it, his fate will definitely be very cold. But if he is treated like this by a man, no matter whether he is the Emperor of the Age or Li Er of the Age, his feelings are really uncomfortable.

It's even more uncomfortable than choking.

The difference is that "Liu Langzhong's poems, so the girls of seventeen or eighteen had to hold red teeth to make a decision and sing the morning breeze and waning moon on the willow bank. And Su Shi's poems must be held by the Han Han in Guanxi, sing the iron plates of the river, and the waves wash away..."

As for why Li Shimin is so persistent in things that seem more dirty to modern people?

Zhou Qufei, a native of the Song Dynasty, said: "A fang woman comes out as soon as she gives birth to a child, and her husband is tired and lying down like a breastfeeding woman. If she is not careful, she will be sick, and her wife will not suffer."

Volume 483 of "Taiping Guangji" "The "Wuwu" article in "Nan Chu News" also quoted the Tang Dynasty Yuchishu's "Nan Chu News": There is a gang woman in the south, and she will get up when she has a son. Her husband will lie on the bed and eat like a wet woman. If she is not protected, her pregnant woman will have illnesses. Her wife will not suffer from anything, and she will cook and cook and cook. She will also say: "The wife of Yue may give birth to a child. After three days, she will bathe in the stream and river, and return to the son-in-law. The son-in-law holds a fur and holds a chick and sits on the bed, which is called a ancestral husband. This is the case!

In the "Qian Ji" by Li Zong of the Qing Dynasty, Lang Cimiao recorded: When a woman gave birth to a child, her husband must guard the house and not go beyond the door, and she will leave after the month. When the mother goes out to farm and eats to support her husband's breasts.

In fact, this is a kind of pain in giving birth to women in order to pity women, so men feed their babies with fake breasts. It seems that only ethnic minorities have this habit.

Therefore, it is not surprising that the Li family of Longxi, who has Xianbei ancestry, maintains this tradition.

In fact, it is not the case that men's worship of "preferring breasts" is not necessarily influenced by the surrounding Hu Feng, but an ancient style that was long-standing in the Central Plains dynasty. It is said that King Wen of Zhou had four breasts and has been regarded as a good command since ancient times.

In the Records of the Grand Historian, "The four breasts of King Wen are called great benevolence, where the world belongs to and who are close to the people."

Li Shimin's purpose was to show that he was the innocent and kind child in Li Yuan's arms, begging for nurturing, and to show the father-son family affection through this most primitive life activity.

Kneel and lick your breasts to show that you are in a state of endless life!

In short, it's a show!

"Shimin, my father knows your intentions, your wife and your son are still there, and you ascend the throne today and serve as an example for all people. Although I am your father, how can you do this as a barbarian? "Li Yuan scolded,

The behavior of making a milk man has long been no longer popular in the Central Plains, and it is only in ethnic minorities that there are sporadic things. If you don’t want to be Li Shimin, you can only use this reason.

Li Tang's bloodline has always been looked down upon by aristocratic families. Li Shimin may not be clear about it now, but when his daughter grew up during the Zhenguan period, he knew that no one wanted the princess of the Tang Dynasty and was not as good as the five surnames.

For this reason, Li Shimin was very angry to revise the family genealogy. Unfortunately, Fang Xuanling, who was regarded as his right-hand man, was the Cui family, the Cui family in Qinghe and Cui family in Boling, rather than the royal family of the Tang Dynasty, the Li family!

This is very embarrassing.

Li Yuan will use Li Shimin to imitate Hu Feng to block him now. Your Majesty, the Han people, can't do this with the Hu people's habits!

Hu people! The Five Barbarians and Sixteen Kingdoms are not simple ethnic integration. Jie Li Khan had abducted thousands of people from Daizhou last year. Whether it was Han people in the north or Han people in the south, they all hated Hu people very much.

To put it another way, the ethnic minorities entering the Central Plains at the end of the Jin Dynasty, such as the Xianbei. With the efforts of Emperor Xiaowen of the Northern Wei Dynasty, they had successfully become sinicized, so they were a little disliked by the Turks, which were originally a big grassland family.

The Li family, which had Xianbei ancestry, was established shortly after it was founded, and it still needed the support of the SD gentry and the southern gentry. It was impossible for others to think that the Li Tang Dynasty was no different from the original Northern Zhou Dynasty?

This is very fatal!

The Zhenguan Dynasty had not yet achieved the tolerance of the Kaiyuan Dynasty. Li Longji's tolerance was based on the great military achievements of the Tang Dynasty. The immortal country could not be called victory. However, in the ninth year of Wude, the Tang Dynasty was still very fragile. The Turks in the north were provoked by Princess Yicheng of the Sui Dynasty.

In just twenty years, the three conquests of Goryeo and the Grand Canal were built. After years of war, one out of ten people registered in the household registration was not yet available. Some died, and more became black households. The Tang Dynasty was still very sluggish.

"Father!" Li Shimin screamed so hard that his heart was shattered, but he couldn't help but feel a little suspicious. The look of the father seemed to be disgusting, disgusting...

Sure enough, this is enough to do it once. If Cheng Qian treats himself like this... (The first time was in the Xuanwu Sect Incident, Li Shimin killed two brothers and knelt down and sucked his breasts, begging for Li Yuan's forgiveness.)

Not long after, Li Shimin, who had cried enough, invited Li Yuan to sit at the seat, and he and Empress Changsun sat on both sides of Li Yuan respectively to show Li Yuan's noble status.

Li Yuan was feeling uncomfortable, and his power was not in hand. The nobler his status was the more dazzling. This occasion reminded him of Emperor Xian of Han and Dong Zhuo of the Three Kingdoms. He was probably worse than Emperor Xian of Han.

Emperor Xian of Han had at least one Han minister, Wang Yun, and other Han officials, who were loyal to him, but what about Li Yuan?

The Xuanwu Gate has been cleared for two and a half months. According to Li Yuan’s memory in his previous life, he found that there were very few famous ministers loyal to him, and Li Yuan was too decentralized. The court was basically the prince built a party and the Qin King’s party, and the rest were two or three big cats and kittens. The current court was basically the Qin King’s party.
Chapter completed!