Chapter 41
"Okay, please stop first. The sound of this breathing is really too ugly. When you go back, you can practice it yourself. Next, we will start to learn the third breathing method. Count from 1 to 10 and 20 in one breath. The more you count, the longer the better, but you have to take it slowly and proceed step by step. Don't be too much at the beginning. If you have too much, you will faint." It seems that Jianjian can't stand this unpleasant sound.
After practicing the rhythm of breathing, Jianjian taught him several ways to suck his throat. Then the three-hour buyout time came, and Chen Yibin pulled Ha'er out of the private room.
"It's been over." After paying the bill, Chen Yibin fell to the store and collapsed on the sofa with no desire. When he thought that he would start practicing early in the morning every day from now on, and then he would go to KTV to sing a song for the Jianjian uncle, Chen Yibin lost expectations for the future.
"Yeah!" Fortunately, Ha'er was much more sensible and well-behaved than this parrot. When she was unhappy when she saw Chen Yibin, she served tea and water, and massaged her calves again, which made Chen Yibin forget about his depression and restored his energy.
Alas, it will only take three months for this old man to be difficult for him to serve him. It’s better to open a store and find a suitable owner as soon as possible. I will be relieved when it is bought.
"Is this Mr. Chen Yibin's pet store?" I was about to get up and clean up the store when a man with a camera walked in. As soon as he saw Ha'er, his eyes lit up, "There are really pandas, it's really a waste of time." After that, he took off the camera and pointed it at Ha'er to take a photo.
Reporter? Seeing this posture, Chen Yibin immediately guessed the other party’s identity, but even if you are a reporter, you took photos without my permission. Is this really good?
"Sir, we are a private store and we are not allowed to take photos casually." Since he was rude, Chen Yibin naturally would not give him any good face and stepped forward to block the camera. "Sir, we will not accept the interview. Please go out and don't disturb our normal operations."
"I have the power to interview freely, you cannot interfere, and I think you have taken some illegal means in the process of obtaining this panda. Please explain it to the readers." The reporter not only did not retreat, but instead escaped from the recording pen and put on an interview posture. It seemed that he did not intend to leave without a satisfactory reply.
Chen Yibin was useless for a long time without talking to him. He looked at the police car parked opposite him, and there were two policemen he didn't know inside. Bai Yanni and Xiao Li seemed to have changed shifts and rested, so Chen Yibin was not easy to disturb him.
Why are you so long-winded? It’s useless to tell you for so long? Hey, he’s talking nonsense? Chen Yibin saw the little kid who was pecking at figs on the coffee table. Although the reporter’s mouth was neat, it seemed to be far inferior to the little kid. Why don’t you let the little kid deal with him?
"I'm going to feed my pet. Let me tell my spokesperson if you have anything to do." Chen Yibin gave up his plan to continue to tangle with him.
"Speaker?" The reporter looked at the store in wonder. Apart from a panda and a parrot, there were some cats and dogs, and there were no other creatures. Where was the spokesperson?
"Jiujian, come and deal with him, drive him away and add a fig to you tonight." Close the door and let the dog go... Oh no, it's close the door and let the little guy go, Xiaojiu immediately flapped his wings and flew over, and spoke regardless of the reporter's surprise.
"Hello, gentleman, I am the spokesperson for this silly shop owner. Let me introduce myself first. I am a yellow-winged and blue-topped Amazon parrot from South America with noble blood. My noble name is Pablo Diego Hoser Sandyago Francisco de Paula Guian Nipomocheno Crispignano de Ross Remidios Ciporiano de la Shandisima Trinidad Maria Parisio Crito Rez Brasco Ryan Reynolds. What's your name?" Before the reporter's answer, the slut waved his wings and said, "Forget it, you don't need to tell me. Anyway, I will not remember the name of a small character."
After traveling around the country for so many years, I didn’t expect that when I came to Yunzhong, I was despised by a parrot. This reporter was so angry that I was so angry that I was a reporter of XX Daily. Our newspaper has a wide influence. I..."
"So what?" The parrot flew around the reporter and carefully observed his clothes. When he saw the piece of paper exposed in the reporter's pocket, the parrot smiled, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, reporters who have to take the hard seats on a business trip? Is your newspaper unwilling to buy you air tickets? So is it because your newspaper is too poor, or is your status too low?"
"Look, look at your clothes. I'm afraid you can't even wear this stupid shop owner. You're so miserable, gentleman." The reporter's face turned red, and the sting flew to the backrest of the sofa in front of him. "Oh my God, I'm starting to sympathize with you now. Think about it. Your boss heard a rumor from somewhere. If you give an order, you have to give up your vacation and take the train hard seat with a meager business trip fee... Hahahaha, the train hard seat! I've worked hard to come here for an interview."
"Then I compiled a piece of news that I don't know if it can be published or if anyone has read it. He will neither give you a salary increase nor give you a bonus. No one cares about your hard work, no one pays attention to your achievements, and your future still has not improved." The naughty said astonished, "Can't you have the courage to be as big as a rat's tail? Decisively tell your boss no? Then tear off your work permit, throw your resignation report on his face, saying that labor and capital will no longer serve you!"
"I..." The poor Mr. reporter seemed to be stumbled by the scammer and opened his mouth to argue.
But Jianjian would never give him a chance to interrupt. He was like a cannon and spit out a lot of criticism and contempt. The reporter's face changed a few times, first red and then pale, as if he was in a fierce struggle inside. Yes, do you really have to continue doing such a promising job like this?
"Stop! Stop talking!" After persisting for more than ten minutes, the reporter finally collapsed under the bombardment of cheap words, covered his ears and escaped from the pet store in a panic.
Chapter completed!