"Hey, it seems that you are only at this level. It's too far behind me." Jianjian complained, holding the fig plate, "A parrot as high-tasting as me can't stand such simple songs for a long time. It's fine if you keep planning to rely on these songs, you can't fool them."

Puff, do you think I have thought about the days when I sing children's songs for two hours every day? Damn it, someone calls me uncle on the street, okay? Who is willing to do such a thing? I have already paid so much to serve you, but you are not satisfied. What are you going to do?

"Oh, you don't like other songs." Chen Yibin shrugged helplessly. I really only have this ability. I really can't serve you, uncle.

"My fate is so miserable. I'm actually incompetent, cowardly, and lazy shop owners like you. It seems that I can only work harder." Jianjian said in a helpless tone like Shen Yibin. It took a few turns on the coffee table and seemed to have made a difficult decision. "Then, I will teach you how to sing from today. I hope your progress can satisfy me."

Thumb, Chen Yibin knelt down directly. In order to support Ha'er, I learned cooking skills. Now I have become a senior amateur Sichuan cuisine chef who is not inferior to New Oriental graduates. Now I have learned to sing with Jianjian. I know what pets I will encounter next. This is forcing me to be a decathlon player.

"Although I am an Amazon parrot from South America, I don't mind if you have to treat me with this traditional oriental apprenticeship." Jianjian walked to Chen Yibin in front of him, sat on the ashtray and crossed his legs, and made a gesture of accepting kneeling. "Uh, that, are you going to pour tea for me next? There seems to be no tea here? Then use juice instead, I don't mind the difference!"

Pour your uncle's tea, pour a cup of juice on your head, Shen Yibin got up from the ground, staring at the cheap man angrily. This guy is so good at finding a trick, and if he is not careful, he will take advantage of it.

"Then are you not going to learn singing for me? If you don't learn singing from me, would you just rely on these nursery rhymes to deal with me? But I will get tired of songs of this level soon, and then I will not be able to eat well and sleep well. Do you have the heart to make me a noble parrot with such a smart, handsome, handsome, and beautiful voice sick and die alone here?" Jianjian asked directly withdrew the tone of the male protagonist of Qiong Yao drama.

"Stop!" You're enough, okay? From childhood to adulthood, I have to accept the torture of Qiong Yao's magic drama every summer vacation. This tone will be life-threatening. If Chen Yibin doesn't agree, he can speak in such a terrible voice twenty-four hours a day. "Well, what are you going to teach me?" Chen Yibin surrendered, and no one can withstand this move.

"Your tea...oh no, the juice has not been poured yet." This guy got more and more eager, and returned to the ashtray and crossed his legs.

"I love to teach but not to teach. The figs are gone at night. Ha'er, let's go back, I'll make you Sichuan-style braised mutton." Chen Yibin pulled Ha'er and tried to leave.

"Okay, okay, although I am from a noble family, I am not a person who cares too much about etiquette." Chen Yibin finally told him to learn singing with it, and he dared not force him too much. "Who...what song do you want to start with? Choose the song first and sing it well, and I will judge your voice and singing skills."

"It's better to be the first song just now." Chen Yibin walked to the song ordering stage and called out Jay Chou's "Dongfeng Po". He drank the juice and moistened his voice, which had already started smoking, took a deep breath several times to adjust his state, and then began to sing, "A lonely lamp of separation stood at the window. I was behind the door pretending that you hadn't left yet. The old place was like a revisiting the full moon and was even more lonely. The candlelight in the middle of the night couldn't bear to blame me..."

Jianjian tilted his head and kept shaking his head, as if he could not bear his poor singing voice, but because he wanted to test Chen Yibin's true level, he insisted on not interrupting, and occasionally muttered a few words in a low voice, as if he was judging his shortcomings in singing.

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, it's really bad. If I had to listen to such a good singing every day, I would definitely live ten years less." At the end of the song, Xiaojian finally got rid of torture and shook his head like a rattle. "The high notes cannot go up, the low notes cannot come down, and the breath is not coherent at all... The most important thing is that almost no sound can be sung correctly!"

Live ten years less? Amazon parrots have a long lifespan, usually forty or fifty years. Some large ones can live to more than sixty years, and there are even old birthday stars over 100 years old. Chen Yibin may not be able to live past it. What is ten years worth to it?

Of course, these words can only be thought about in my heart. It is inappropriate to say them. Although Chen Yibin was criticized by the Guilty, he could only ask for help in order not to be thrown into prison to pick up soap. "Well... what aspects do you want to start learning first?"

"A like you who have no foundation at all, can only start with breathing and suffocating your throat. Alas, I'll be burdened and teach you three ways to practice breathing." Jian Jian flew to the TV and looked at Chen Yibin straight, "The first breath, inhale slowly and exhale slowly, inhale like smelling flowers and exhale like spitting silk, come, follow my rhythm, huh~~huh~~~"

"Hu~~Hu~~~" Chen Yibin started learning in the way he taught him. Fortunately, this method was not difficult, and he mastered the key points after several attempts.

"The second breath, breathe quickly, breathe~hh~hhh..." Compared with the previous method, this one seems extremely indecent.

"Hu~Hu~Hu~Hu~Hu~" Chen Yibin practiced twice and suddenly felt something was wrong. "Uh, this method of breathing is like...it's like..."

"It's like a tired dog panting, right? Well, you're right, this breathing method is called dog panting." Jianjian smiled and said with a slight smile, "Okay, I mastered it well just now, but the frequency of breathing is not fast enough. Keep practicing, faster!"

I went there, and I had to imitate the dog's breathing when I learned to sing. It was so shameless to see people! Although I felt humiliated, the practice still had to continue, so the sound of dog gasping suddenly sounded in the private room.
Chapter completed!