Chapter 61 Jokes on the way
"Puff~... in the way of an elf...ahhahaha~~"
Panni smiled and cried and beat the wall hard, unable to stop at all!
The more pretentious someone’s posture before jumping into a tree, the more embarrassing the posture of the “big” shape of the cubicle.
When Chen Yan got up from the pit with a dead leaf inserted, Panni had already laughed so hard that she almost lost half of her life.
"I don't believe it! Yulei's agility is only 17 o'clock, he is flexibly like a monkey in the woods! Even if I can't compare to him, it's okay to be like an orangutan!" Chen Yan climbed up the tree again in anger and then flicked, "Crack~!"
This time I missed the right direction and hit the tree trunk in the front...
"Wuwuwu~ I shouldn't mention the orangutan!" Chen Yan recalled painfully - the scene just now was like the scene that the ape was like when they first learned to climb trees and swing on swings. "I am a monkey, I am a monkey..."
And this, "Ahhhh~~~" I skipped my head this time and looked back desperately as I passed by the target;
And this, "Uh! Uh! Uh!" This time, his feet slipped, Chen Yan rode on a big branch with a twisted face, sucking the air and rushing the tree... This must be a curse from the Baron!
And this one...
"I am a human being who goes to the horse! I will be down-to-earth from now on!" Chen Yan, who was so blue and swollen from the nose, angrily announced that the plan to escape from Konoha was completely broken! Fortunately, this is a primeval forest, with fallen leaves accumulated over the years everywhere. Chen Yan's physical condition is solid, so he didn't fall.
Just the hairstyle...just look at his current appearance, his unkempt face, and he doesn't have the coquettishness he had when he first left the house in the morning.
"Penni, I finally know why the population of elves is so small." Chen Yanxin said with a deep silence.
Panni smiled but didn't answer. You want to say that they all fell to death, right? But it's not. The elves have lived in trees since childhood. Jumping around and moving on trees is as natural as breathing for them, not just relying on physical agility. Of course, it is impossible to easily master such things that are the same instincts of life.
But since Chen Yan has worked hard, now is the time to give the reward-
【After unremitting efforts, your strength +1, agility +1, spirit +1】
This is not the result of Chen Yan's exercise to step on the tree, but the effect accumulated by digesting memory fragments at night and practicing archery during the day over the past period of time. Because of challenging jumping trees, he achieved a comprehensive breakthrough after accumulating strength. However, the situation just now was a bit dangerous, so Penny temporarily blocked the prompt message.
Chen Yan: "..."
Now Shen Yan received the prompt, his face was a little twisted... Madan, you are giving a reward now. Then should I continue to dance next? Or jump?
"By the way, Chen Yan, why did you bypass those animals?" Panny asked.
Chen Yan made a lot of noise in the woods. Herbivores would certainly run away from this area when they heard such a loud noise.
But most carnivorous beasts will come here to take a look. Especially the saber-toothed tigers they saw in the snow mountain, they were completely predators standing at the top of the food chain. Even the snow giants dared to fight, and they basically had no natural enemies on the snow mountain.
But Chen Yan could kill the tiger. He brought the infrared scope with its support and the chance of hitting the starting shot was extremely high. Moreover, he could also carefully prepare the enchanted arrow for the first arrow, which was enough to severely damage the saber-toothed tiger. From any aspect, Chen Yan could kill the saber-toothed tiger without much effort, but he chose to detour.
"Of course you can't kill animals at will." Chen Yan explained seriously, "You know, Panni, our way of traveling is quite out of date. Now the mainstream is to travel to animals, like dragons, tigers, pythons, etc. It's not easy for people to travel to them. Forgive others if you have to! Besides, what if we accidentally hurt our seniors from Earth? It may be fucked if we can't kill people, then it will be slapped in the face."
Panni smiled, her eyes narrowed, and she would do this every time she was happy.
Sure enough, she likes such small words the most.
The conversion of murder and monsters into sub-divine power upgrades - this seems to be not much different from those games Chen Yan played, killing monsters to upgrade their experience values - it seems to be not very different.
In other words, are all the killable preys encountered by them experienced? Even further, are those people in Green Point Bay flesh and blood in Shen Yan's eyes... or are the experience values that cannot be harvested temporarily before finishing the mission?
This is the biggest hesitation when Penny was writing the city ring system. She was afraid that what she had cultivated was a bloodthirsty demon... If it weren't for the talent left by the lady, she would definitely not have designed it like this!
Because in Panni's opinion, the environment where Chen Yan grew up was extremely hostile! If you guide this aspect, it is likely that there will be big problems.
When Chen Yan was playing games to check strategies, Panni often watched. She could always see those nauseating titles - similar to "Slaughtering all novice villagers, the fastest level 10 inauguration guide", "The blacksmith's corpses are piled up like mountains, and there is no shortage of materials again", "How can we slaughter and upgrade more efficiently", etc. Especially the novice mission of Wizard 3, the player was still struggling with the moral dilemma of not helping the dwarf blacksmith one second, but the next second, in order to brush the materials, he slaughtered the blacksmith a thousand times!
At that time, she thought what was wrong with this world? Are the people who play games schizophrenia? The demons in the abyss are not as evil as you! Do you really think it’s not so much to do with a game?
There is also a game slogan, which is directly "Come and massacre the Nazis in the game", "This game can massacre XXXX Nazis in total", "N poses of massacre Nazis"...
Penny almost tried her best and told Xiao Yanyan in her dream not to buy it!
When will massacre start?
Yes, you can say that it was the Nazis - when it was sold to the Chinese, was it necessary to massacre the Japanese? When it was sold to North Korea, was it necessary to massacre the South Korea? When it was sold to Indians, was it necessary to massacre the Americans? The Eagle Kingdom has invaded more than 90% of the countries and regions in the world, so it is definitely no problem to set the enemy as the Eagle Kingdom? Haha~ Even if you are a white left, you can't shamelessly say that only massacre the Nazis is politically correct, and everything else is just anti-human?
Do you think only games are like this? No, movies and TV series are much more evil than this.
Why do readers think it is a poisonous point when they see the protagonist killing someone and vomiting? It's very simple, because it's impossible to vomit. Modern people have seen many bloody scenes in movies, TV, and games, and even more bloody, disgusting, and more perverted. They have long been trained to become cold and hard and numb about it.
At the scene of the car accident where the intestines were flowing out, a large group of people were watching calmly, taking photos and posting on Weibo, who did you see vomiting?
So Penny was very worried, she felt that the world was poisonous!
Their family feels like they are going to turn into poisonous weeds in this world in minutes.
Fortunately, Chen Yan is still in good nature, and none of the things she worried about happened to Shen Yan. Moreover, because Chen Yan herself is an orphan, as long as he tests sympathy in the game, such as giving beggars, adopting children, helping people for free, etc., he will be frequently caught and enjoy it.
Even the plot of using sympathy to seduce the protagonist to the corner and kill him, Xiao Yanyan would happily strap into the pit... This would seem sick.
But such a little Yanyan made her Penny even more fascinated. Judging from the talent left by the lady, if you want to become stronger quickly, it is necessary or even inevitable to "sweep monsters" - if you find a wild dragon, Penny will even grab Chen Yan's ear to brush! But you have to keep your bottom line. Penny never worried that Chen Yan is the kind of person with the Virgin Heart. When Chen Yan attacked the enemy for the first time, he didn't shake his hands, and his psychological quality was as cool as the King of War.
This is very good, surprisingly good.
Because the higher your heart is, the higher your life can be.
*****
The ruins surrounding the city on the Wuming Snow Mountain cover a vast area.
If we look at the scene at that time, we should be able to infer that this fragment that fell into this world had begun to disintegrate in the air, scattered and fell towards an area of fifty square kilometers. Most of them were rubbing and burning in the air, pulling up a long meteor tail flame.
Only the blue-gray mountain copper ore foundation on the ring city fragments still solidified together and further merged into a stronger metal during combustion.
The fall of the city around the city must have brought great disasters to many worlds - the fragment that fell near Green Corner Bay first hit the top of the snow-capped mountain, and "cross-crossed" the mountain range into two sections! This impact finally broke the solidified mountain copper foundation, divided into three!
One piece flew forward for a total of twenty kilometers to create a large swamp! The other piece jumped high, fell down again, and was later flooded... that is, the bottom of the lake in Green Corner Bay Lake today!
The last and largest piece rolled forward for more than ten kilometers, running from the bottom of the mountain to the top of the snow-capped mountain, which was the ruins that Milton and the others explored, and the destination of Shen Yan's trip.
That's right, the crescent-shaped green-horned bay, the "Ω"-shaped rivers surrounding the ridges, and the cut-off snow-capped mountains are all not formed naturally.
That was just a trace left by the falling fragments of the city...
If Panni knew that there was a large piece of ring debris in the swamp, she could probably guess how the swamp creatures living in the water-eroded plane came to this world. The ring is known as the city of Ten Thousand Gate, and there are countless portals in the city. Although most of the portals were destroyed during the fall, some of them might have happened to be opened.
Now the largest piece of the Sanjie Ruins is lying lonely on the top of the snow-capped mountain, waiting for its former master to walk slowly towards... The fall makes the ruined buildings go in eight or nine out of ten. However, there are still some old buildings, although they are smashed by the broken copper foundations, but the lucky part is left, and they are not even discovered by the guerrilla army that came to explore.
A half-collapsed bar and hotel was buried under the ruins.
The old signs are arranged in a twisted manner, and the words "Teller Bar" can be barely spelled out. In the bar, there are corpses everywhere, some lying in chairs, and some are still intact, while some are scattered all over the floor, so they can't even be even assembled.
Just as Chen Yan walked into the ten kilometers of the ruins, the skeleton lying on the bar suddenly let out a "hoa" sound... its jawbone opened and closed.
———
PS1: Maybe it’s Lao Lei too old-fashioned.
PS2: Continue to ask everyone for votes.
Chapter completed!