After eating and drinking for a day, my sense of happiness was unprecedentedly high - why didn’t I think of this trick before?

I returned to the community in the middle of the afternoon. At this time, the community was already full of cars. I drove around for two laps but couldn't find a parking space. The outside of the community was also full. The nearest parking place was outside the site.

"Damn it, I asked me to stop on the roof!" I muttered.

The baby in the heaven suddenly said, "You find a place where no one can see it, and I'll find a way."

I drove the car on the back of the building, and there was a visual dead corner here. The Heavenly Doll said, "Get out."

I looked around and said, "You can't park here, it's blocking the way."

"Hurry up, it will be too late when people come."

I got out of the car and the heavenly doll said, "Look at something."

"What are you... going to do?"

I looked around nervously. It was time for dinner and there was no contact for the moment. When I turned back, my car had disappeared without a trace!

"Ouch!" I shouted, "Where is my car?"

The baby in the heaven said: "On the ground."

When I looked down, I saw a paper-sized car parked at my feet.

"Damn, can I recover from this later?"

"Of course, although I don't know how to burn the car, I still have the ability to turn it back into its original form. You don't have to worry about parking in the future."

I quickly took the paper car in my hand and felt a lot of emotion in my heart: This is a feature that many car owners dream of!

I ran back home, put the car on the table and asked the heavenly doll: "How did you do it? Are there any spells or something?"

The baby in the heaven said, "No."

"Then why can you and I not?"

"Because Lao Yan is almost the same type of person. If he is a programmer, I am just a computer repairman. Although I can't program, I can barely repair it if I have a blue screen."

"Then you teach me too."

"You can't learn it even if you teach it."

"Isn't it just to press F8 to kill and kill viruses in safe mode? Why can't I learn it?"

The baby in the heaven said: "Let me say that, if we are humans, you can at most be considered a cheeworm. Have you ever seen a cheeworm kill computer viruses?"

I'm speechless...

The baby in the heavenly world concluded: "Intellect is a flaw!"

I said unhappy: "The pedantic squid is going to write, you can play it yourself!"

After Sadako made sauerkraut vermicelli buns, I had nothing to write anymore. I wanted to make leek boxes for Xiaoqiang No. 2 at night, for fear that readers would say I would get water...

After a while, the baby in the heavenly world protested on the sofa in the living room: "In half an hour, you have written a chapter, and you don't even have a name!"

I said angrily: "Don't worry, I'm thinking about it."

The Heavenly Doll said, "Do you want to hear my opinion?"

"In no mood!"

Three seconds later, I took the heavenly doll to the study and said approachably: "Can stones from other mountains be able to polish jade? If you have any childish ideas, just say it, I won't laugh at you."

"Tsk, I'm not the female Taoist priest who I've thought about for you. Did you think of a female Taoist priest but there is no point in your mind?"

“Uh… keep talking.”

The baby in the heavenly world sat in front of the computer, and his three-line face seemed to be moving, saying: "The male protagonist's life circle is too small now. If the female Taoist priest takes the initiative to come to the door, it will be stiff. If the life circle is small, it means there are fewer conflicts. You must try to let Sadako interact with the people around the protagonist."

“Have you seen the movie?”

"It's not enough to just watch movies at home, you have to go out! There are great achievements in the vast world!"

“Why organize an outdoor barbecue?”

"I'm not talking about you, you have only this little chance! Going abroad, Europe, America, Arctic, Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand, the most time to go to domestic scenic spots, Lijiang Jiuzhaigou, etc., the snipers also have the right to pursue happiness. It is said that it was organized by the protagonist's company and it is recommended to bring family members. The whole company knows that the protagonist has a wife, so won't this conflict come?"

I thought to myself, "What?"

The baby in the heavenly world said seriously: "Sashiko is your wife, you haven't lived a husband and wife life yet, right?"

"ah?"

The baby in the heaven said confidently: "You have to go to her! According to what you wrote, once your hair is combed, you are also a beautiful girl. The lonely man and the widow make some food every day. Haven't your readers said that you are perverted?"

"Ah? But... Sadako is a female ghost."

"Damn, your book title says that your wife is Sadako, and in the end you think she is a female ghost. Why are you not a good person than Xu Xian?"

"Isn't it good to do these sleeps in funny novels?"

"What's wrong with a funny novel? Which novel did you see has been written to 400,000 yuan and has not been pushed down yet?"

I murmured, "Why are you as prejudiced to us as Zhu Meifang?"

The baby in the heavenly world said solemnly: "You must be with her! I'm sorry to readers if I don't!"

“How to get on?”

"Isn't going out to play just an opportunity? The two of them are in the hotel with long nights, and the bed is wide..."

"Will there be no mystery when you get on?"

"It's only when you go to bed. Men and women have sex with each other. They are tense before going to bed. Only after going to bed will you relax your vigilance. All the problems are revealed, and then you can call a living."

"Ahem, you're quite familiar with theories."

"Just, I've been in the world for many years."

"Then will the female Taoist priest be out of nowhere?"

"You're out, I have nothing to worry about after sleeping. When they were visiting Shaolin Temple, they met a female Taoist priest with good cultivation. This guy is just a matter of taking the world as their responsibility, and they are very exaggerated. From then on, they have been entangled with the protagonist. This is a serious test of your relationship with Sadako."

"Wait... wait! After we returned from Nordic Europe, we went directly to Shaolin Temple, and then we met a female Taoist priest in Shaolin Temple?"

"A god's turn?"

I took out the lighter: "If you don't want to kill our business, I'll really fight you!"

...

That night, I wrote in an update in "My Wife is Sadako" that Xiaoqiang No. 2 unit organized a trip, and Xiaoqiang No. 2 must go as a business backbone. I originally wanted to do it alone, but I didn't expect that the leader had to take his family with me. Xiaoqiang No. 2 had to bite the bullet and take Sadako with him. That night, in the hotel room, Xiaoqiang No. 2 looked at the beautiful Sadako and felt confused...

I finished writing this and I had a premonition - my subscription will definitely increase!

The baby in the heaven smiled and said, "You can teach me."

I pretended to be stern and said, "You can harm me."

The baby in the heaven said: "Food, sex, and sex. Sometimes it is reliable for Old Confucius to say something. Ninety-nine percent of classic classics describe the words of sensuality, sex, and horses. Didn't the Bible rely on Adam and Eve to subscribe to the matters of "The Bible"?"

I said speechlessly: "What kind of doll are you? Why do I feel like you are an old bachelor who has been beaten for a lifetime and being trapped in a rag doll?" When I thought of the old bachelor, Liu Laoliu's figure automatically appeared in my mind, and when Liu Laoliu talked to me in a tender voice, I couldn't help but have a cold war.

The baby in the heaven said, "Tsk, this is the true nature."

I said, "Let's go to bed, can you tell me in advance what trouble you are going to do tomorrow?"

"How do you know what tomorrow is now?"

I lay side by side in the darkness with the Celestial Doll. Although it didn't speak, I could clearly feel that there was someone around me, and this feeling was wonderful.

...

I heard the voice of the baby in the heavenly world early this morning: "Xiaoqiang got up, the sun is shining on his butt."

I remained motionless and decided to continue pretending to be asleep.

The voice of the baby in the heaven: "All the songs of "The Legend of Phoenix", ready to sing! The vast world is mine..."

I got up and said, "Tell me, what do you want to do today?"

The baby in the heaven said happily: "I will give you a good job today!"

"explain!"

"I decided to do all the joys, angers, sorrows and sorrows in a person today. Isn't it difficult?"

"What...what means?"

"It is this day that you have to get all your emotions in him."

"Can I spend 50 yuan to invite an extra to perform for you at the entrance of the film factory?"

"Of course not, don't lie to yourself anymore."

I threw the pillow and shouted, "You're so much more than the previous few days. Am I going to stay at the door of the lottery station to kill the whole guy's family who won 5 million?"

"Hehe, I believe in your strength, you have a whole day."

I sat cross-legged on the head of the bed and said, "It's okay to forget this joy, what should you do if you let me do? Didn't you say you wouldn't harm others? Besides, even if you hurt others, you can't just harm them by one person, right?"

The baby in the Heavenly Realm said, "Just say you have no creativity and you can get these emotions without harming others. All you have to do is guide and inspire. Of course, I have a reason to do this - collect all five emotions from a person, and the emotional coins are doubled. If you do well, it is not worse than having dinner every day!"
To be continued...