Chapter 18 Wedding(1/2)
I looked around sneakily and said, "Isn't this good?"
"Hurry up! Do you still want to earn emotional coins?"
I couldn't get into the small shop next to the hotel. There were indeed red envelopes here. I spent one dollar to buy a red envelope. The Heavenly Doll reminded me: "It feels different from those with empty things."
"Then what should I pretend?" I secretly looked at my wallet, and there were only two red tickets inside. I said slowly that if I put them in, I had to drink the northwest wind. The effect of these two photos is the same as if they were not installed?
"You're a fool to install newspapers!"
"Pretty..." I whispered, "I have never done this before!"
"I'll teach you."
“What should I do?”
"The program is very complicated and you can listen to it-buy a newspaper and put it in!"
"Then what?"
"Then it's gone."
"It's that simple?"
"This is called simplifying the complex, hurry up!"
I blushed and picked up a daily newspaper from the newspaper stand. After gestures twice, I felt it was too thin, so I picked up a "Sports Weekly" and saw that there were free yellow pages for recruitment next to the newspaper. This time I went through another stack without any teacher.
The Heavenly Doll reminded me again: "Don't let someone touch the round edges of the newspaper."
"What should I do?"
"Put it down before installing it."
I asked the store owner awkwardly: "Do you have a paper cutter?"
After taking the paper cutter, I cut the newspaper into a stack of 100 yuan and put it in red envelopes. When I saw the store owner looking at me with a smile, I smiled and said with a wry: "Just kidding with my friend."
The shop owner immediately guaranteed me in the tone of an underground party worker for many years: "Don't worry, I've never seen you!"
I stole a red envelope of newspaper and stole into the place between Wang Aiqiang and Li Jing, sweating in my palms - this was the first time I did such a thing, and I suddenly thought of a word: Is this called having a ulterior motive?
I stood far away and observed for a while, and found that others were handing over red envelopes directly, and the owner would not open them on the spot to see them. Then I felt a little relieved. The groom and the bride stood at the door of the hall to welcome the guests.
The baby in the heaven encouraged me and said, "Go!"
"I...I'm still a little timid!"
"You have to be more careful to attract attention!"
Then I tried to pretend to be a smile and walked over quickly. From a distance, I waved to the groom and the bride: "Hey, you guys and guys!"
The groom and the bride were stunned at the same time, and hesitated to look at their lover's face, thinking they were each other's friends.
I stepped forward and grabbed the groom's hand and said, "Little girl, she's quite handsome."
The groom quickly smiled: "Thank you, thank you."
I shook him away and hugged the bride, complaining: "If Zhang Wei hadn't told me that I didn't know you were married, we would have not seen each other for six or seven years?"
The bride said in a daze: "Six or seven years... there must be something."
I reluctantly let go of the beauty in a low-cut wedding dress: "You guys are busy, I'll go in by myself."
The baby in the heaven said, "Aren't you getting into the show very quickly?"
When I arrived at the door, I put the bulging red envelope on the gift table and left. I might as well be grabbed by an old man wearing flowers on his chest. I thought it was not good and wanted to run away. The old man secretly tried his best to pull me tightly, weighing the red envelope and asking with a loving look on his face: "Are you a high school classmate in our Xiaojing?"
"Uh...yes." It turned out that the red envelope Taigong attracted people's attention, but they still had no experience. In fact, the daily newspaper is enough.
"No wonder it looks familiar." The old man enthusiastically wrote my leader to the table where the classmate seat, and also instructed the few people who were already sitting there: "You old classmates, let's reminisce about the past."
I was completely relieved when the old man left. How dangerous is the road! That is, Brother Xiaoqiang, I am both wise and brave, and I can take it out with my red envelopes and newspapers at the wedding. Have you heard of this? But have you done it yourself? Fortunately, I pushed it all to Zhang Wei - who doesn’t know Zhang Wei in this life?
The baby in the heavenly world smiled and said, "Actually, you are quite talented in this job. You don't blush your face and your heart will not beat you, and you won't delay taking advantage of the bride."
I reached into my pocket and said, "I'm afraid it's not as good as you." The details determine success or failure. If it hadn't reminded me to cut the round edge, I would have missed it. I asked it, "When will we leave?"
The baby in the heaven said, "Waiting for the ceremony to end."
At this time, the few people on the table looked at me for a long time. The young man with a black face was closest to me and stammered: "Are we... classmates?"
After being baptized by war, I am now dealing with these small scenes: "Yes, you are a classmate after Li Jing's class, right? I am from the past."
Black-faced said in confusion: "Li Jing has never been divided into classes. Didn't she keep studying literature?"
I casually said, "Then I am not from your class. Will I still have an impression of studying the third class?"
After the black face suddenly realized: "It seems that there is, you play the accordion?" He gave me a cigarette, "What's the name?"
"Zhen Qiang, where are you?"
"Zhang Wei."
"Hahaha." I thought to myself that unlucky name!
After a while, the ceremony officially began. It was always the same thing. The bride and groom told their love history, kissed in public, and toasted together. I saw that there was no food in the place. No matter how lively the stage was, I ate it with a big meal—there was really seafood! During this period, Zhang Wei also toasted me twice. I ate and drank enough and asked the baby in the heaven: "Can you leave?"
The baby in the heaven seemed to be in a bad mood: "Let's go."
I stood up and said goodbye to the "classmates". Li Jing's father kept sending me to the door when he saw him.
When I left the hotel, I looked back carefully, fearing that Li Jing and Wang Aiqiang would come to chase after him in a well-dressed manner. After turning a street corner, I was completely relieved and complained: "Can you not look for me in this kind of thing in the future? I am no longer a big deal. More than 10,000 people are waiting for me to go back and update. Today, this matter will be captured by people, and my status is not as high as that of traditional writers!
The baby in the heaven sighed and said, "I have found the most festive one at home, but I still don't collect much joy."
“How many?”
"Not enough 20 emotional coins."
"So little?"
The baby in the heaven said: "Now people get married too utilitarian. The first few families are either rich or noble, but even the bride and groom themselves are not happy, let alone be happy."
I suddenly worried, "You have sucked away all the joy of others, they will not be affected, right?"
"Of course not. People have joy, anger, sorrow, and to put it bluntly, it is the same as stooling and peeing. What are the effects of taking away what you don't want? "
I said quietly, "We are actually two extra-large dung beetles?"
"You're a big size, I'm not."
We walked forward dejectedly, and the baby in the heaven suddenly said, "Wait, what a lot of joy!"
I said blankly: "Where?"
“It’s nearby!”
I looked around and found it was a remote path. There were no decent hotels except for several barber shops and electrical repairs. In other words, it was impossible for anyone to get married here. I walked a few more steps forward and the Tianjie doll shouted: "It's right here!"
I looked up and couldn't help laughing. There was no hotel here. There was a small restaurant with a low storefront and seven or eight tables. It was particularly lively. About 30 or 40 people were walking around and laughing and making noise. Most of them were wearing orange sanitation work clothes. There was a couple of newlyweds in the restaurant holding a wedding.
The groom looked in his fifties, his face was 65 percentage points darker than Zhang Wei. He was wearing a cheap suit. The bride looked in her forties. Apart from a big flower on her chest, she did not wear a wedding dress. At this moment, she was greeting the guests diligently. The restaurant owner was busy bringing some home-cooked dishes to the table, and everyone had the brightest smile on their faces.
I wondered, "What's going on?"
The baby in the heaven said, "The joy here is the most, let's go in!"
"Should you like to wrap a newspaper?"
"If you are not afraid of being dismembered, just wrap up!"
When I think about it, I looked at the "uniforms" worn by these people. After I was dismembered, I would probably be able to send them to various garbage disposal stations in the city within half an hour. I have specialized in my profession. If I want to put me together, I have to stop even if I want to put me in the Seal Special Forces!
I said anxiously, "What should I do?"
The baby in the heaven said, "I don't care, let's say you and the bride are classmates."
"Damn how many levels she has to stay? I might as well say that I am the groom's illegitimate child, which is more reliable."
"Get in quickly, otherwise it will be too late!"
I had to grit my teeth and walked into the restaurant. The boss hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, the store was booked today. Are you going to change your house?"
I said, "Can I find a place to eat a bowl of noodles and walk?"
The boss said, "But there is no place for you to stay."
I couldn't, so I had to come to the groom and tell the truth: "Brother, I want to share your joy. Can you just treat this 200 yuan as a gift?"
The groom was stunned for a moment, then said cheerfully: "All guests come, you can sit there casually, you can't ask for this money!"
We pulled for a while, and the bride also said, "Brother, you will look down on us again, so sit down."
I felt a little warm, and a group of sanitation workers squeezed down. There were wine and vegetables on the table. Wine was not a good wine, and the dishes were all home-cooked dishes, but the atmosphere was extremely warm. An old worker older than the bride and groom stood up and said, "There are emcees when they get married. Today, I will pretend to be the host for you. Those young people have programs that we must not miss."
Everyone started to cheer, and the old worker stood in the narrow place and shouted: "First of all, please invite the bride and groom to recall the love history."
The groom blushed and said honestly: "What are the memories? Don't you all know about us?"
Everyone cheered, "That's what we have to say."
The groom said, "Then I said, Meili and I are actually turtles looking at mung beans--I have a look at each other."
The bride shyly twisted him and said, "Can you change something nice?" People burst into laughter.
To be continued...