Chapter 124 Believe in Science

I shivered and almost dropped the thing in my hand on the ground. A group of people beside me hurriedly squatted together to support the moon with their hands—

I held the Book of Life and Death firmly in my arms and asked Lao Yan with a tremolo: "Brother Yan, how can I use this?"

Lao Yan said inexplicably: "Do you have anyone who wants to investigate who is still alive?"

After hearing this sentence, I was confused. If I had to say that the first idea was to check my information first, but this thing is a book of life and death. It records everyone's established lifespan. If I check it one by one, I will die next year and this year will not be a good time. Even if I can live another fifty years, I will count the balance of my life every birthday in the future. I am afraid it is not a happy thing. It is the same for myself, as for others, parents, relatives and friends. I can't help but stay in the local area. I used to think that the "book of life and death" is the most evil and powerful prop in the world. Today I found that it is a solemn fate for ordinary people. Anyway, I don't have the courage to open it...

Lao Yan seemed to be able to understand my thoughts, and he said, "Otherwise, let's check someone casually - just check someone named Zhang San." He took the Life and Death Book from me and opened the first page, and scratched it with his fingers on it - looking at the trend, the strokes were writing the two words "Zhang San".

I was surprised and said, "Or smart?"

Lao Yan said disdainfully: "Otherwise? Do you know how many people are in the world? When should I find it like looking up dictionary?" He finished writing the word Zhang San in the blank space, and then clicked on the upper right corner of the book - equivalent to clicking the confirmation key. He saw two rows of names on the originally blank pages, and without exception, they were called Zhang San.

I said with a funny look: "So there are really people named Zhang San in this world." I always thought that Zhang San and Li Si were just to temporarily raise numbers for writers who don't know how to name them, but I didn't expect that there was a real person.

Lao Yan said: "There are currently 283 people named Zhang San in this world (it's not really a lot)."

I curled my lips and said, "Your thing is not easy to use. If you really want to check, who knows which one is?" In the past, there was such a way to play on TV advertisements. Send your name to wherever you can find out how many people in the country with the same name as you, which are all scams.

Lao Yan said: "So if you want to accurately check a person, in addition to knowing his name, you also have to know his place of birth, gender, and of course the most important thing is the date of birth and the time of birth." He casually clicked one of Zhang San and continued, "For example, if you know that Zhang San was born in a village in a town in Hebei, and he is the only one who is born here and is also called Zhang San, then 80% of the people you want to check will be him."

I said, "What if the person I want to investigate was born here, named Zhang San, but there is someone with the same name as him?"

Lao Yan said: "Then use the date of birth to be distinguished."

"What if Zhang San was born here, and another person named Zhang San in the same year, month and day?"

"Then use gender to distinguish it."

"What if Zhang San was born here, and there was another person born in the same year, month and day, and he was also named Zhang San, and they were all male?"

Lao Yan glared at me and said, "You are looking for trouble, are you?"

I smiled and knew that such a thing was almost impossible to happen.

As the old man became more strict, Zhang San's name in Zhangjia Village, Hebei Province turned slightly red. Then a little man with an index finger-sized image Leng Ding stood between the cracks of the book. The little man's image began to rotate slowly 360 degrees, his body lines and facial features were clear, and a row of data appeared under his feet. I jumped high in place and said, "Damn, is it a 3D image?"

Lao Yan said proudly: "Don't think that our underworld is behind. No matter how awesome a talent is, it will be my control in the end!"

I thought about it, and I couldn't wait to ask: "How long does this Zhang San have to live?"

Lao Yan looked at the little man hanging in the pages for a while and said, "It's probably still 20 or 30 years later."

I said speechlessly: "Isn't there a saying that 'The King of Hell tells you to die in the third update, who dares to keep you until the fourth update? What does your past twenty or thirty years mean? It's too general, right?"

Lao Yan pointed to the little man and said, "This Zhang San is fifty-eight years old and is in good health. If nothing unexpected happens, he can live to be beyond the age of eighty. This is normal."

I said disappointedly: "His lifespan is not what you give?"

Lao Yan waved his hand and said, "I don't have that much power. It's up to you to decide how long everyone can live."

"What's the meaning?"

Lao Yan pointed at Zhang San from Hebei and said, "For example, this person has basically never done anything bad in his life except for a group fight with neighboring village people when he was young. He has good physical condition. Now, he is safe in his later years, which is considered a blessing to be cultivated. Of course - I said that if nothing unexpected happens, it is hard to say that he will be bitten by a dog, beheaded by a cow, and hit by a car."

Then I discovered that the row of data under the feet of Zhang San, Hebei, showed exactly the information Lao Yan said. The old man was not good at fighting with others for the rest of his life, but he had two sons and a daughter. In addition to these brief introductions, he also had something similar to a blood groove under his feet, and had a less than half of his life...

I was both funny and angrily: "It's useless to find out these information. If I just said, if I want to increase his lifespan to one hundred years, is there any way?"

Lao Yan said sideways: "Of course not. His physiological functions can live to more than 80. It would be useless for you to add him to 100 years old - you should believe in science!"

I was almost crying: "You are the King of Hell, can you tell me about science?"

Lao Yan smiled and said, "The King of Hell must also talk about science."

I grabbed his sleeve and said, "What's the point of getting the hell? Didn't you often put a pan to interrogate sinners? If Zhang San did everything he wanted to do, would he live more than 80? You can't exert some subjective initiative?"

Lao Yan said, "If he was a complete evil person, he would not have such a good attitude. The so-called cycle of cause and effect will naturally come to him. We don't need to do this. In short, it's the same sentence. Believe in science!" Lao Yan added, "You always think that the judge and I study who should be tormented and punished every day. This is completely unrealistic. There are so many people in the world, and we can't study it."

"Reality is a big deal!" After I learned of the authority of the King of Hell, my sense of awe for him suddenly disappeared. I shouted, "What's the use of giving me this broken book? This thing is just a 3D version of urban yellow pages, okay?"

Lao Yan said: "Pay attention to your attitude. Do you think it is appropriate to speak to the King of Hell like this? You will be recorded in this way - why Zhang San lived less than 100 years old is because he has stains."

"Yan King!" I continued to roar, "I can see that you are just a culprit with household registration. As long as I don't break the law, you can't do anything to me." I now understand that the Yama is not as powerful as the legendary one. It has nothing to do with him if he dies. Basically, as long as you don't do bad things and exercise hard, you can basically get to seventy or eighty--and according to Lan Caihe's cultivation method, you can also obtain additional attributes that are as beautiful as a flower...

Lao Yan smiled and said, "I just said that I don't wear small shoes because I don't have time, and I didn't say I don't have the ability."

"What does it mean?" After all, the authority of the King of Hell is deeply rooted in my heart. I have to ensure my safety in my lifetime...

Lao Yan said: "Just like you are driving in a place without surveillance, it's okay if you don't know about me. But you offended the captain of the medic team. I asked all medics in the city to keep an eye on you alone. Do you feel good? If you use lights, I can detain you? Is it okay if I trust you?"

I quickly grabbed his hand and shook it, and said maliciously: "Don't, Brother Yan, I'm also speaking for you. A ministerial figure like you shouldn't just enjoy the treatment of a deputy township chief, right?"

Lao Yan smiled and said, "Don't you take me seriously?"

"No..." I said pleasedly, "Let me tell me about deducting my book, what kind of practice is it? I also want to experience the feeling of being in power and being cruel and injustice."

Lao Yan said: "If a person has a bad moral character, I want him to have a headache and fever, isn't it just a drawing? It's not difficult to get gallstones or kidney stones even more serious? The simplest thing is, have you ever played with Tom cats?"

“玩过,怎么了?”汤姆猫是一只长得就特欠揍的电子猫,会阴阳怪气地学人说话,然后你就可以抽它,具体cāo作方法就是用手指甩它脸,就跟法西斯军官用皮手套抽部下脸一样爽……

"I'll shave you in the book of life and death, and you'll have a bruised nose and a swollen face even if you're thousands of miles away!"

I grabbed the life and death book in my hand and said, "What I want is such a golden finger, Brother Yan!"

"Did you still say I'm a moviegoer?"

"You are the Jade Emperor!"

Liu Laoliu stopped doing it: "Don't just make a joke."

Li Jing laughed and said, "This is 'I can't die if I don't do it'."

I grabbed Lao Yan's hand and said, "Will anyone offend me in the future? As long as I know the information about his birth date and birth place, I can hide in the dark and beat him?"

Lao Yan smiled and said, "It's the case in theory, but you can't abuse your power. If you find out, you will immediately take back the life and death book."

"No, no." I thought for a while and felt something was wrong. Leng Ding understood, "Slow down, what if people don't tell me this?" Just imagine, take yesterday's incident as an example. If I want to clean up the bald head, I have to know what his name is, where he was born, and how old this year, how much affinity I have to talk about?

Liu Laoliu interjected: "We don't give you a book of life and death to satisfy your secret mentality. It's mainly because you are considering that you are indispensable to dealing with people when you do things for our heavenly court in the world. This thing can help you check the details of some people as soon as possible. You can't be inconsistent with the primary and secondary."
Chapter completed!