Chapter 123 Life and Death Book

After hanging up the phone, I said to Liu Xiaoliu, "Get clean up and see your father." Then I said to Yang Jian and Li Jing, "You two should go together too. After meeting Liu Laoliu, I will take you to buy something." The weather began to get colder, and in addition to clothes and daily necessities at home, it should be added.

I drove to Liu Laoliu's garbage courtyard 100 meters west of the city's mental hospital. The old man collected a lame rocking chair from somewhere. He put two bricks under him and was lying in the middle of the yard to drink tea. When he saw us coming, he waved his hands and said, "Let's find a place to sit."

When the Xiaotian Dog comes to this kind of place, it feels like entering its spiritual paradise. It smells east and west and starts to pee around...

Li Jing quickly took advantage of the time when Xiaotian Dog was lingering in the waste cardboard box and snatched two stools back, handed them to Liu Xiaoliu, and stuffed them under his butt.

Yang Jian still said hello to Liu Laoliu indifferently and stood aside.

Liu Laoliu deliberately asked Liu Xiaoliu in a casual tone: "How are you looking for a partner?" It was like my father handed me a cigarette with a contradictory expression when I graduated from college.

Liu Xiaoliu said: "What are you looking for? No one is reliable." Liu Laoliu was obviously relieved.

I waved his hand without hesitation and said, "Get up and let me sit."

Liu Laoliu took his enamel jar and told me: "Don't lean back, you'll kill you!" He put the teapot and a stack of disposable paper cups on the table and asked me, "Why were you tied up yesterday?"

I sighed and said, "I am in a shooting situation. That girl is taking advantage of 300 million yuan. This is the second unlucky thing in my life."

Liu Xiaoliu couldn't help asking me: "When was your first unlucky?"

"Come on you."

Liu Laoliu smiled and said, "Don't complain. Without these people, wouldn't you be exposed to the wilderness?"

I said angrily: "I'm a monster who saves me!"

Liu Laoliu said: "Did he not register until the end?"

"No, and I can't guess. The doll in the heavens must wake up and identify it." Speaking of this, I asked Liu Laoliu, "When will the doll wake up?"

Liu Laoliu hesitated and said, "It's really hard to say. We don't know much about it than humans."

"Well, didn't you say that you were talking about your job? After the doll slept, the emotional coins could not be collected. You can't say that I was slacking off."

Liu Laoliu said: "I asked you to come today for this." Liu Laoliu said with great concern, "The focus of our work during the period of sleeping with the baby must be changed."

“Where to go?”

Liu Laoliu picked up the teapot and controlled the water inside, and rushed into the room and shouted: "Lao Yan... Lao Yan took out the kettle." Then he continued, "How many monsters have you caught in total during this period?"

I turned my fingers and said, "The yellow wind monster is a fine ghost and a clever insect, and there are three small winds, gold and silver horns, tigers, deer and sheep. In addition, Bai Jin'er who surrendered by himself, there must be more than ten."

"Have you settled these people properly?"

I said: "Basically, they are in a stable mood. Didn't Bai Jin'er want to build a maze paradise? Most of them work under her hands."

Liu Laoliu took Lao Yan's kettle to replenish the water and said, "This is a good start, which shows that these monsters are not all about opposing us. To put it bluntly, it is not a good thing for them to stay in the world for a long time. You can use this to promote the demons scattered outside to automatically surrender to us. This is an opportunity to make meritorious achievements. If you return to heaven in the future, you can lose your merits."

I said, "You don't need to say this. I have promised them. If you can give me more permissions and don't dare to say anything about recruiting others, these people who have surrendered will definitely be able to cover it."

"This..." Liu Laoliu looked around and said, "What do you think?"

Liu Xiaoliu said indifferently: "I don't care anyway."

Li Jing said: "I originally suggested using the duplicate in troubled times, but now I think about it, it's really not their fault, I agree."

When Liu Laoliu looked at Yang Jian, Yang Jian was still thinking about his phone. I coughed and said, "Young people nowadays only care about playing with their phones when they meet with their elders, second brother!"

Yang Jian suddenly looked up and said, "What?"

I said to Liu Laoliu: "Don't ask for his opinion, I will be the one who works in the end."

Liu Lao Liu said little, "Then I will give you full responsibility - I am not afraid of benefits, as long as they don't be tactful. This is the focus of work, and it is also important to find the leader of the demon clan hidden in the human world. How are you doing? "

I spread my hands and said, "This kid has never appeared before. I am afraid that the work focus of the demon clan has also shifted."

Liu Laoliu said solemnly: "I say that Xiaoqiang, don't have a psychological burden, I'm afraid their focus has shifted to you."

I was surprised and said, "What does it mean?"

Liu Laoliudao: "It's very simple. The situation in the sky has always been beneficial to them. As long as you and the doll cannot absorb emotional coins, we will eventually become more and more passive. The doll is asleep and wakes up. Whenever you have problems, they will get through once and for all, so you have to be careful recently."

I sighed and said, "Be careful that there is nothing wrong with it. Not to mention all kinds of monsters and monsters, a few ordinary people can tie me up - now I am the Tang Monk who has no Wukong." Think about it carefully, I may not even be as good as Tang Monk. "Journey to the West" records that Tang Monk is a white and fat monk, and Tang Monk has crossed mountains and rivers for decades to obtain the true scriptures but has not seen him sick, which means that Tang Monk is so terrible, I always stay up late and don't exercise, I don't like to drink water and have no habit of eating breakfast. Anyway, I have all kinds of bad habits that lead to premature death. Being able to deal with bald people for a day is already my classic battle.

Liu Laoliu said seriously: "This situation can never happen again!"

"Ah?" I was puzzled.

"I mean—this situation where two or three mortals can kidnap you can never happen again."

My heart moved, "By the way, didn't you say you wanted to give me a mysterious gift?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Of course I have to give it to you. No matter how you say it, you are also the spokesperson of our Heavenly Court. After becoming a security guard, I also gave you a rubber stick. What I want to give you today is definitely a heavyweight gift!"

I reached out and said, "Give it!" The benefits promised to this old charlatan must be beaten to the bricks and nails. If he is not careful, he will have to pay his debts.

Liu Laoliu suddenly looked at Lao Yan and said, "Give him that thing."

Lao Yan hesitated and said, "Do you really give it to him? This is not a joke."

Liu Laoliu said: "It's useless in your hands, even if you sacrifice for heaven!"

Old Yan still hesitated and said, "But... this thing is quite a bit of a cliché!"

I said impatiently: "Don't keep it aside, Lao Yan, aren't you planning to burn an atomic bomb for me, right?"

Lao Yan thought for a while before he took out a leather notebook from his arms. I reached out to pick it up. Lao Yan retreated and said solemnly: "Before I give you, I have to explain the pros and cons of this notebook first, otherwise you won't take it seriously."

"What's there to say? Could it be the nude photos of your civil servants in Heaven?"

Liu Lao Liu patted Lao Yan and said, "Give it to him!"

Then Lao Yan reluctantly handed the notebook to me. Liu Lao Liu said, "Look at the three words on the cover, you should know how important it is!"

I glanced at the cover of the notebook as I said, and then I was very bad, uneasy, and was shocked - there were three big words written on the notebook: "Life and Death Book"!
Chapter completed!