Chapter 48: Convincing People with Songs, a Joke (Part 2)
"Once upon a time, there was a female rabbit named Miss Yun. One day, she went for a walk with a giraffe..."
As soon as Sun Wukong's joke began, Miss Yun smiled helplessly, because she had expected something - in all Sun Wukong's jokes, all the animals and characters who made a fool of themselves will have a common name - Miss Yun!
It was really boring to take a boat. Miss Yun originally wanted to make some trouble for Sun Wukong and learn more about this person. Unexpectedly, under Sun Wukong's counterattack, she turned around and shot herself in the foot. She knew something was wrong, so she quickly shouted: "Everyone doesn't have to listen to his jokes. I will give you the bait now, so everyone will have a share."
Everyone was overjoyed and ran over to get the bait. However, after they received the bait, they did something that made Miss Yun so angry that she almost vomited blood!
It turned out that after they received the bait, they did not immediately take the bait to fish, but instead surrounded Sun Wukong again.
"Continue the joke just now..."
“Tell me quickly…”
"I feel that this joke should be quite funny. I'm looking forward to it..."
“…”
Sun Wukong proudly gave Miss Yun a bright smile and continued his joke.
"Miss Yun and the little rabbit passed by a wall. The giraffe said to Miss Yun that there was a handsome male rabbit taking a bath inside the wall. Unfortunately, you are not as beautiful and slender as me, so you can't see it... Miss Yun gave the giraffe a white look and said nothing."
"They then passed by a willow tree. The giraffe bit two bites of willow leaves and said to Miss Yun, "The willow leaves taste so good. Unfortunately, you are not as beautiful and slender as me, so you can't eat it. The little female rabbit Miss Yun gave the giraffe a white look again, but still said nothing..."
"They continued to walk forward and suddenly found a green grass in front of them. Miss Yun was very happy. It was finally my turn to show off! She thought so in her heart, and then quickly ran over and ate the grass..."
"When the giraffe arrived, I found that the little rabbit Miss Yun was vomiting wildly. The giraffe's face changed drastically, and she said angrily, "Okay, you won. I've grown up so old, and I have never vomited!"
"Miss Yun gave the giraffe a white look and cursed angrily, "Do you think I want to vomit for you? It's because there's a ball of poop in the grass. I just ate too fast and accidentally bit it..."
"Hahaha!"
Except for the girl with the same name as the protagonist of the story, Little White Rabbit, everyone laughed happily, and the air was filled with joy...
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Sun Wukong stared at the iron plate burning red on the charcoal and said in surprise: "So you grill fish like this. You have really experienced it. I used to grill things together and grilled them next to the charcoal fire..."
Miss Yun explained: "The most important thing to avoid uneven heat from grilled fish, it will be much easier to grill it like this."
After she finished speaking, she picked up pieces of Tianlin single-fin fish fillets and evenly spread them on the iron plate. Then she picked up a brush-like thing and kept brushing various ingredients on the fish fillets. As the fish fillets slowly turned golden, the strong fragrance of drooling continued to spread...
Just now on the deck, Miss Yun was defeated by Sun Wukong, so she had no intention of continuing to fish, so she set out to the kitchen and handed the Tianlin single-finned fish to the chef. After the chef treated the fish into a fish fillet suitable for barbecue, Miss Yun took the fish fillet and took Sun Wukong to the cabin to open the house.
Miss Yun put the grilled fish fillets onto the plate in front of Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong took a bite. It was indeed fragrant and delicious, lubricating and refreshing, and it was three points better than roasting the whole snow wolf.
Sun Wukong looked up at Miss Yun and laughed and said, "The more I look at you, the more I feel that you don't look like a member of the Holy See."
Miss Yun's eyes remained on the fish fillets on the iron plate and said casually: "Oh, why don't they look like it?"
"As far as I have heard, the people in the Holy See like to talk about justice, light, faith, etc., but in fact, they often steal and prostitute in secret, and they often use excuses to deal with heresy and evil faith, but in fact they eliminate dissidents and dominate themselves... You don't seem to have these problems."
Miss Yun sighed long and said, "Seeing may not be true, let alone listening to it?"
Sun Wukong curled his lips and said, "I have seen the Lord Yale with my own eyes. He is indeed a veritable bastard!"
Miss Yun turned around and stared at Sun Wukong with beautiful eyes and said, "So, you torture him to blaspheme the Goddess of Light? Even if the Bishop of Yale deserves his guilt, the Goddess of Light is innocent. And you actually wrote her into the novel of the yellow stallion. This is a destruction of people's innocence!"
Sun Wukong scratched his head with his hand: "But just copy it randomly according to the endless happiness of ***, it's not that serious, right?"
"And quibbling! What if someone else copied your mother and your wife in?"
Sun Wukong said casually: "I am a natural stone monkey, without parents and without a wife! Oh, no, I said it wrong. I mean if someone dares to do this, I will peel him skin, suck his tendons, and then pour a pot of hot boiled water..."
This time it was Miss Yun's turn to look at Sun Wukong up and down, and then asked, "Look at your lively personality, you shouldn't be a heretic, right?"
"Heaven?" Sun Wukong scratched his cheek, saying that he didn't understand what this meant.
Miss Yun said with her fingers: "Water God Cult, Zoroastrianism, Druids, ** Gate, ** Army..."
"** Army, I seem to have heard of this!" In fact, Sun Wukong also knew that Karu at the Hot Blood Colosseum was a violent druid, but of course he would not let himself do anything.
"The Gege Witch you removed is one of the ten elders of the ** Army."
Sun Wukong said disdainfully: "Anyone who is capable of being an elder, it seems that this ** army is nothing great."
Miss Yun shook her head and said, "This is wrong. The Gege Witch is the weakest among the ten elders. He is a perverted man and has a good knowledge of torture, so he was promoted by exception. The ** Army is actually very powerful, especially recently they have colluded with the Fusang Dwarf Kingdom, so they have even stronger strength."
Sun Wukong couldn't help but smile: "Fusang Dwarf Country, this name is really interesting!"
Miss Yun couldn't help but burst into laughter and explained: "The island group far away from overseas originally called a very majestic name, but the people on the mainland did not admit it. Instead, they named it Fusang Dwarf Country based on their short stature."
"However, although they are short, they are cruel and easy to kill. They like to rob at sea the most. Countless people were killed. The beautiful woman was even more beautiful... The Pope wanted to launch a holy war several times and eliminated them, but for various reasons, they were not finally implemented..." Miss Yun continued to add.
Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Look, I want to start a war again. What I just said is right."
Miss Yun took a bite of the grilled fish, chewed it slowly and swallowed it, and then smiled and said, "So, do you think the teachings of Goddess of Light are good?"
"For ordinary people, of course it is good. They use the rules of knights to ask themselves to do more good deeds and not commit crimes... Wow, I suddenly realized that this doctrine is almost as good as it is. Unfortunately, the upper beam is straight and the lower beam is crooked."
Miss Yun stared at Sun Wukong's eyes and said word by word: "So, the matter is caused by those who practice the doctrine. You should not blame all your fault on the Goddess of Light!"
Just as Sun Wukong was about to say something, a terrified shout suddenly came from outside.
"The pirates of Fusang Dwarf Country are dead, this time they are really dead!"
Chapter completed!