Chapter 47: Convincing People with Songs, a Joke (Part 1)
When Sun Wukong came to the boat, he realized that the turtle shell ship was much larger than he had imagined. There were more than a dozen cabins on the third floor alone, and the turtle shell ship had five floors. He looked left and right, but he didn't find anything interesting, so he booked one casually, and Miss Yun also booked one opposite.
"Hehe, you can actually live with me, so you don't have to waste money to book an extra room."
Sun Wukong was bored and wanted to find Miss Yun to continue slapping bricks. Unexpectedly, this time, Miss Yun ignored him and ran to the boat gang on the side... Sun Wukong didn't understand what she was trying to do, so he scratched his cheek and followed.
Miss Yun took out a package from the space ring, and opened it, and there were some pink crumbs inside. She grabbed the things, bent down and scattered into the sea. After scattering, she grabbed them and then sprinkled them...
Seeing this for no reason, Sun Wukong leaned over and asked, "What are you doing?"
Miss Yun didn't stop her hand and replied casually: "It's all right."
She sprinkled nearly ten unknown pink objects in a row. Sun Wukong looked left and right, but still couldn't see any clues...
Miss Yun saw his puzzled expression and pointed at her feet kindly, "Look down."
Sun Wukong leaned over and saw that there was nothing in the sea water. After a few more glances, he found the problem. It turned out that many white shadows had gathered under the sea water, and they jumped onto the water from time to time.
"I'm dizzy. It's a fish. There are so many fish that are chasing behind the boat! Oh, so you want to fish?" Sun Wukong looked back at Miss Yun in surprise. She smiled slightly and took out the fishing rod and other things from the space ring.
"Is it eye-opening? When fishing on the boat, you have to attract them to chase the boat first. This white stupid fish is called Tianlin single-finned fish. Its fish gallbladder is a very precious medicinal material, and its meat is even better than the roasted snow wolf."
Sun Wukong swallowed a saliva and asked in confusion: "Then your Tianlang is in the middle, why is there no such grilled fish?"
Miss Yun threw the hook with the bait into the water, looked back and smiled, "This kind of Tianlin single-finned fish is only active in shallow sea areas and cannot be caught on the shore. And as long as I leave the familiar water for thirty minutes, it will die immediately. So I can't eat it often, let alone sell it in Tianlangju..." Sun Wukong suddenly realized and nodded repeatedly. Many people nearby were fishing and passing the time. At this time, he saw a group of big white fish chasing the boat and running over here, and they ran over to get the hook here. However, Miss Yun succeeded one after another, but they didn't even catch half of the shrimp.
In the envious and jealous eyes of everyone, Miss Yun carried a half-meter-long single-finned fish. She took off the lively white fish on the hook, put the bait and swung the rod again, glanced at the peers who were still waiting for it, and laughed: "Do you know what kind of bait this single-finned fish like this? If you use earthworms, I guarantee you can't catch anything, haha..."
Only then did the people realize that they were doing useless work just now, so they surrounded Miss Yun, like stars holding the moon.
"Beauty, what kind of bait are you using?" This is a little white-faced person who takes the lead.
"Miss, can you give me some of your bait?" Then an old man with white beard was relying on his old age.
"Big sister, I also want to catch this kind of big white fish, please help me!" This time it was a little loli's turn to take action.
“…”
Everyone was chattering, Miss Yun smiled slightly, and suddenly stretched out a finger to point at Sun Wukong.
"Jing is boring just by fishing. Which of you can make the white-haired person tell a joke or sing a song, and I will give him the bait!"
As soon as these words came out, the guys rushed towards Sun Wukong, as if they saw a poop fly, surrounding him before he could react.
"Brother, do a favor! Isn't it just a joke or a song? This must be a slight meaning to you, right?" The little white-faced threw a high hat over directly.
"This little brother, I am surprised to see your bones and extraordinary skills. You must be the great mission of maintaining world peace in the future! Now, let's sing a song for me first, okay?" The old man's flattery was indeed very tempting.
"Big brother, tell me a joke. When I grow up, if no one marrys me, I will marry you!" The little loli's words made people laugh and cry.
“…”
Sun Wukong glared at Miss Yun next to him, and saw her bending over with a smile, obviously gloating, and he was immediately angry.
"Oh my god, you immortals, get away, tell jokes and sing, I, Lao Sun, can't do it!"
As soon as these words came out, the people around him suddenly felt like they were in a panic and accused Sun Wukong of all the talk.
"Why are you like this? You're so cold-blooded!"
"Stingy, drink cold water!"
"It's really rare for such a selfish person!"
“…”
All kinds of dirty water kept splashing over, and Sun Wukong felt speechless - he obviously did nothing, but just came out to watch Miss Yun fishing. Unexpectedly, he was shot while lying down, and suddenly became selfish, stupid, stingy, perverted, vulgar, incompetent...
Sun Wukong didn't want to pay attention to those guys - he liked to scold or not, but he had a lot of meat anyway! But then he thought about it and wanted to stay in this turtle shell boat for many days. It was not a pleasant thing to be swept by a group of people with their eyes rolled around every day, so his eyes rolled and he changed his mind - the ungrateful girl dared to play with me, Lao Sun, and you are good-looking next!
"Okay, then okay, since someone likes listening to my singing so much, I'll start singing, haha, listen!"
Then, as everyone expected, the gong-like singing started to sound, and everyone immediately had goose bumps.
"The little monkey went to the garden to steal melons..."
"There is a clay doll behind you..."
"The melon was picked and called mom..."
"The clay doll was a joke..."
“…”
The song has not been finished, including Miss Yun, all the people nearby who heard this "Divine Song" bent down and kept vomiting!
"Stop! Stop, stop singing!" Miss Yun patted her chest, "You should tell jokes. Such a good song, we can't stand it for such a waste of time!"
The people around them agreed in unison: "Yes, yes, it's really not worth listening to such a nice song..."
Sun Wukong scratched his cheek and said with a smile: "Since you all agreed, I will continue singing. If you feel that you are in vain, then pay. Gold, silver, jewelry, magic scrolls, etc., I don't mind... Okay, keep singing!"
This time, the sound is not like a broken gong, it is like scraping bamboo with a blunt knife!
"The little monkey went to the garden to steal melons..."
"There is a clay doll behind you..."
"The melon was picked and called mom..."
"The clay doll was a joke..."
“…”
"Stop! Stop! Stop!"
Sun Wukong was singing happily, and Miss Yun covered her ears and jumped out, "Stop singing, telling jokes, I'll treat you to grilled fish later!"
Sun Wukong added his lips and said, "Grilled Tianlin single-finned fish, which is soft and lubricating, and melts in the mouth?"
Miss Yun nodded strongly and expressed her affirmation. Sun Wukong was delighted - since this girl can make the recipe of roasted snow wolf, her skills must be good, and she will be happy this time!
Although Sun Wukong won the championship back, he still didn't want to let Miss Yun go easily, so he continued: "Then, let's start telling jokes, everyone, listen!"
Chapter completed!