Chapter 457 Good show, meet Bajie again (2)
At the entrance of Tianxiangju, the perverts lined up behind him, as they saw that the roar became less and less powerful, their little face turned red, but the golden rod never moved at all. While they were secretly frightened, they also screamed with gloating.
"You guy, you can't do it, give up quickly."
"Haha, go back and have some milk for your mother, and try it."
"You haven't even reached the holy level, you just want a beautiful woman of that level. Are you worthy of it?"
"If you don't work, get out and don't waste my time."
"Go over and get slapped in the face, I'm waiting to see."
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Haha, I was already so tired that I was about to lose my strength. After being hit by many pornographic ghosts, my clothes were wet with sweat. My face was ashamed, angry, and puzzled.,,, Why is such a thin stick so heavy?
A charming voice came out from it, but the content of the words was not charming at all.
"If you don't work, you'll step back. Everyone behind can only have one minute, otherwise I won't be able to see a slap in the face. In addition, you can use some force to slap in the face with the two responsible persons, otherwise I will kill you."
When he heard this, Haha'er suddenly collapsed on the ground, because like everyone else, he heard the voice of the beautiful female elves. They had an intention to do it for her, and she now wanted to see them look ugly without any concealment.
"Well, that's right."
Sun Wukong's voice then came out, and he slapped the matter, so Haha was immediately pulled aside. It was the two unlucky guys with swollen faces like pig's heads.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Looking at the two vicious eyes, haha, closed his eyes in pain, waiting for the arrival of severe pain and humiliation, but unexpectedly, what was waiting for was a savior.
"That little guy, let him go." Sun Wukong's voice came again,
Haha was immediately let go. He was surprised and still sank on the ground. He turned his head and looked at Sun Wukong with gratitude, then secretly glanced at the beautiful female elf, then lowered his head in shame, and secretly swore in his heart that he would never have any idea of other women again...
"Why should I let him go? I'm waiting to see him slap him. And I'm so bad at such a young age. I should teach you a good lesson."
The elf queen gave Sun Wukong a blank look and expressed her dissatisfaction. The perverts just now whispered to discuss her as a "captive" and "**" and so on. She was in a state of anger.
"Yeah, it smells so good."
Sun Wukong completely ignored the elf queen's eyes. He first praised the fresh soup he had just drunk, and then smiled and said, "That little guy is half an acquaintance of mine, so let him go. Moreover, those disgusting words just now are definitely not what he said. Isn't it easy to slap in the face? Well, it's time to start..."
The second loser was a bearded man. He also experienced the psychological process of haha, from hope to shock, and then to despair, but there were many fewer people who laughed at him because his strength was already at the lower level of the holy rank.
"Ba, bha."
Two extremely crisp slaps sounded, accompanied by shrill screams, red and white flying in the air.
The two unlucky guys who were responsible for slapping themselves have become pig heads. Under the dark mentality of "finding companions and finding the bottom", they both used their strength to beat them. As a result, the bearded man was slapped twice. Not only did he spray blood on his mouth, but he even had two rows of front teeth all slapped away, which made the many erotic ghosts lined up behind him feel heartbroken.
"Those who have already participated in the queue are not allowed to exit."
The Elf Queen said, and she stopped the idea of many perverts withdrawing, and then looked at Sun Wukong with a smile.
"This method is really detrimental, but it's perfect to deal with those perverts. It's really a pity that you have to think of it."
Sun Wukong smiled proudly and said, "This is just a little bit. If you follow me in the future, you will be surprised and you will be reluctant to leave your old nest."
The Elf Queen gave him a blank look and said angrily: "Hmph, I just gave you a little color, and you opened a dyeing room. You are a human being, and it is absolutely impossible for us. If you become an elves, I can consider it..."
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In the air, the pig-headed man still stared at the female elf below. He put his big hands on the thin waist of the fox girl and said flatteringly: "Sister Chris, just let me ask for another concubine, just the female elf below. In the future, I, the old pig, will never look at them directly again."
"No, absolutely not." Chris, a girl from the fox tribe, said firmly, without any room for negotiation.
The pig-headed man showed a depressed look and muttered, "Didn't you often ask your maid to accompany me, and you took the initiative to help me take a few concubines? Why can't this time?"
"You look like a pig, but you are a bull-like body. You ask for it every day and I can't stand it. Of course, you can only ask the maid to serve you, so as not to steal food outside. The women I arranged for you to add up, even half of my legs are not as good as you. I don't have to worry about you if you have something to do with them, but if the fairy below, if she is allowed to be with you, you will forget me in a day or two. Humph, I don't even understand such a simple principle, I really deserve your pig head..."
Chris cursed in his heart, but said gently: "Brother Pig, I won't let you attack that female elf, of course there is a reason. Although she is beautiful, her phoenix eyes and willow eyebrows are the most powerful ones in the eyes of the husband. Of course, I can't let you be with her, otherwise what should I do if you are killed by her?"
"Kefu, it's such a pity... Sister Chris, you are so smart that you can even look at the face. That smelly monkey must have been defeated by the female elf. So we were just here to try our luck, but we actually met him. Humph, I want that smelly monkey to look good this time."
"Brother Pig's head is really... Forget it, he can do it anyway, and it's a good thing to be obedient if he doesn't use his brain."
Seeing that Zhu Bajie believed whatever he heard, Chris was very happy, but at the same time he was a little depressed, and said with a smile: "By the way, Brother Zhu, you said last time that you could change thirty-six times, is that true?"
Zhu Bajie said proudly: "Of course it is true. If you say that you will become a lightweight and gorgeous flying thing, it will be a bit difficult for me to be an old pig; if you say that you will become a mountain, a tree, a stone, a mound, a lie-like thing, a pig, a buffalo, a camel and other big things, that is not a problem at all."
"Then can you become the half-elves below? It would be even better if you could become that half-elves boy."
"What do you do if you become him?" Zhu Bajie asked without answering.
"It can be seen from the stories you told that Sun Wukong is a complete slippery head. This time your strength has been completely restored. Although you have 100% confidence to beat him, you might be able to escape with some traitor. If you can become that half-elf boy, you can attack him. At that time, maybe you can take his dog's life with one blow."
Zhu Bajie shook his head, his two huge ears snapped,
"This method is not feasible. The half-elf boy is too slender. It is difficult for me to become him. Moreover, the stinky monkey has ignited eyes and golden eyes, so he will definitely be seen through."
"That's a pity..."
Chris was a little disappointed at first, and then became excited again because she thought of a plan to kill two birds with one stone.
"Then Sun Wukong cherishes his reputation and is prone to anger, right?"
"Yes."
"At that time, you attack the female elf first and kill her. Then when Sun Wukong is furious, he will fight with you desperately, instead of trying to escape. Brother Pig, for our grand plan, you must not be ruthless and reluctant to take the pest."
After Chris finished speaking, he looked up at Zhu Bajie and forced him to make a statement. However, beyond her expectations, Zhu Bajie nodded and agreed immediately without thinking.
"Don't worry, my old pig will find an opportunity to kill her first, making the stinky monkey sad."
Chris was slightly surprised, and at the same time he was very happy. After hearing her words, Zhu Bajie was willing to attack such a beautiful woman.
But she didn't know that since Zhu Bajie experienced the Chang'e incident, he had an inexplicable jealousy for the beautiful women she could not get. Therefore, on the way to the west to obtain the scriptures, he killed the most banshees, and he also knocked the corpse of the banshee who was killed by the Fighting War Buddha twice. The peerless beauty of the female elf below made Zhu Bajie very moved. But since she was destined to be unable to get it, she might as well kill her to avoid being cheaper to others...
Zhu Bajie shook his hand and turned into a nine-toothed rake and said, "Sister Chris, you should hide in the distance. My old pig will go down and bear the stinky monkey."
"Well, then be careful yourself. Sun Wukong is very tricky. Don't underestimate the enemy."
Chris also knew that the war of the next level would not only not be able to help, but might also become a burden. Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly turned around.
"Do you know what that golden rod is?"
"That was originally the Dinghai Shenzhen Iron left by Dayu's flood control. It grows up to thirty-three days and goes down to the eighteenth level of hell. When it is small, it can shrink into an embroidery needle and penetrate into the ears and eyes. It weighs 13,500 kilograms. It is still a magical artifact of merit. It is definitely a death to death. When it comes to death, it will be broken by the skin and rubbing the tendons. However, the smelly monkey is not yet fully utilized now. My old pig felt that the weight was much less when he fought with him last time."
Zhu Bajie also found it very strange, but with his temperament, he was too lazy to pursue it.
"Can you pick up that brother pig?"
"Of course, but if you want to use it flexibly, it's a bit difficult. It's better for me, the nine-toothed rake of my old pig."
Chapter completed!