Chapter 456 Good show, meet Bajie again (1)
"Damn, you're so cruel to pick up girls. Your heart is quite toxic. Unfortunately, this trick is too old-fashioned."
Sun Wukong glared at the young man in brocade robe with contempt, then waved impatiently,
"You are lucky. I'm about to eat, but I don't have time to deal with you personally. Get out of the door and slap each other a hundred times in the face. But don't give it lighter, otherwise you'll be waiting for the big mosquito to get fucked."
The two nodded repeatedly, then ran out of the door like a stray dog, and then the extremely crisp "pah..." sound came in...
Among the crowd around, many people were secretly relieved, glad that they did not rush to make a first bird just now, and many people sneaked away again.
The lazy voice of the Elf Queen broke the embarrassing and weird atmosphere inside Tianxiangju.
"Waiter, stop being idle, serve me quickly, I'm almost starving to death."
“Okay…”
Haha'er came to her senses, nodded repeatedly, and shouted to the backstage. Then, the people who had just followed the Elf Queen also shouted to order food, making Haha'er busy...
The elf queen glanced around and found the half-elves around her. Her eyes turned flashing, and she didn't dare to be as unscrupulous as before. So she showed a faint smile on her face and lowered her voice and said to Sun Wukong: "I didn't expect that your infamy is quite loud."
"Tsk, this is called reputation, but I feel that some perverts will not give up. They are not hard enough. They may be soft. Hehe, don't worry about it then, see how I play tricks on them."
Sun Wukong's voice was also very low, and at the same time, he showed a prank smile on his face.
"Soft, you mean..."
The Elf Queen was about to ask questions, but at this time several maids in white robes came up with wine and food. She had to shut up for a while. After the maid left, she smelled the seductive fragrance. She was too lazy to continue asking questions and started to eat happily.
Sun Wukong glanced around, then put the golden cudgel in his hand next to the table, and then began to swallow it voraciously...
The two of them were halfway through eating. A middle-aged half-elf with grace and luxurious clothes stood up from the side, walked slowly to the two of them, and smiled and bent down to salute them.
The elf queen frowned. She originally wanted to tell this person to get out, but she glanced at Sun Wukong and gave up on this idea. At this time, she was already five-quarters full, so she also wanted to see what tricks Sun Wukong wanted to play.
After the middle-aged half-elf finished the ceremony, he then took out two exquisite small boxes from the space ring and placed them in front of them.
"Master Sun Wukong, this beautiful elf lady, hello, here in Xia Weiss, the supervisor of Tianluo Auction House, the largest auction house in Bali City. When we met for the first time, we were very careful and we didn't respect us. I hope you can..."
Sun Wukong interrupted him with a smile, pointed at the elf queen and said, "Stop talking nonsense, just say directly, do you want to fuck her? Do you think you, half-elf, will you have a more advantage than me, a human."
The Elf Queen glared at Sun Wukong, opened her mouth, but she didn't say anything after all. Weiss's face changed and she shook her head repeatedly: "I dare not, I dare not, I absolutely don't have such delusions. It's just that our Tianluo Auction House will have a big auction tonight. I hope the two of you can come and support you at that time."
Sun Wukong curled his lips and looked disdainful, and said, "Tsk, don't refuse to admit it, because you are colorful clothes, I happened to notice you, knowing that you have always been following our butts. As the saying goes, a beautiful lady and gentleman are good. This female elf is so beautiful that you have no idea about her. There is nothing wrong with admitting that, but we are eating and are not in the mood to listen to you nonsense. I think this is the case..."
When Sun Wukong said this, he reached out and bent his fingers and flicked the golden cudgel leaning against the table. The golden cudgel flew out of the door with a whoosh and fell next to the two unlucky guys who were slapping each other.
Everyone's eyes, including the Elf Queen, were staring at Sun Wukong, not understanding what he was trying to do.
Sun Wukong waved his hand to drive away the fly, and then said loudly: "All those who are interested in this elf woman don't have to think about it and find excuses to approach us. You are troublesome, and I'm too lazy to listen. Now there is a more direct way. As long as anyone of you can lift the golden stick outside the door for a minute, this elf woman will belong to him..."
When he heard this, the crowd immediately exclaimed a subconscious amazement. The elf queen gave Sun Wukong a blank look and interrupted him angrily, "Bah, what nonsense are you talking about..."
Without waiting for the elf queen to finish her speech, Sun Wukong suddenly came to her and whispered to interrupt her: "Hehe, just believe me once, eat and watch the show to make you appetizer. You are so important to me, will I lose you? If you don't listen to us, those terrible guys will definitely keep making excuses to surround you. Then you will be depressed, and you will fight for such a little thing, which is embarrassing to spread."
The Elf Queen hesitated for a moment, finally nodded, and said, "Okay, I'm waiting to watch the show, but if you make a mistake...huh."
"Don't worry, shooting myself in the foot won't happen to me, Lao Sun. These guys are so terrifying. I just want to tease them and teach you a lesson."
"And I'm so depressed recently with you, a weird monster, and I'm just going to have fun with them." Sun Wukong added in his heart,
While the two were whispering, others were also whispering. Many people showed excited expressions on their faces, but more people looked suspicious.
"Damn, what Sun Wukong said is true or false."
"What is the relationship between them, one human and one elves?"
"Sun Wukong is so powerful, that elf woman should be his captive."
"Hehe, I guess it's **. He's tired of playing, so he just takes it out and makes a bet."
"That female elf is so beautiful, he can get tired of playing."
“…”
Hearing the dirty words of everyone, the Elf Queen's face sank. Sun Wukong was afraid that she would get angry and ruin the good show he planned, so he shouted first.
"Damn, don't talk nonsense. Those who are lustful will go out and wait in line to raise the golden rod. Those who are lustful will close your beaks obediently, otherwise don't blame me for beating people. In addition, those who can't raise the golden rod will be slapped twice, and those who refuse to slap them. I promise that his fate will be very miserable, so you better consider it."
When Sun Wukong said this, he catalyzed two giant mosquitoes and sent them to the door. Then he slapped each other outside and shouted: "You can stop first, and next, you can just be responsible for slapping someone else in the face."
A weak voice came from the crowd: "You keep your word. If I really lifted the golden stick for one minute, you will give me the female elf."
Anger appeared on the elf queen's face again. Sun Wukong gave her a look and then smiled and said, "Of course, a well-known person like me, will he still lie to you?"
As soon as these words were said, more than thirty people immediately cheered and rushed to the door, then rushed to the first try, and almost started fighting. Finally, under the intimidation of several giant mosquitoes, they lined up obediently.
The people behind were all angry and regretted that they were too slow to move just now. Such a good opportunity was taken first by others. Just now, Sun Wukong could bounce the golden rod with one click of his finger. It can be seen that the golden rod is not too heavy. Although they think they are far inferior to Sun Wukong, they all think they can do it for 100%.
Thinking of this, the people behind shouted, "What if we can all lift this golden rod, then how can we calculate it?"
"Don't worry, I promise that this kind of thing will never happen. Now it can begin. Whoever dares to make trouble again, be careful of his life."
No one was satisfied with the answer, and many people rolled their eyes, but given Sun Wukong's reputation that shocked the Garden of Eden, no one dared to talk about it anymore.
Sun Wukong smiled proudly at the Elf Queen and said, "Okay, next, you can eat and watch the show. There will be no more flies to make us hate it... Hey, it was him who won the first place. Humph, he is such a little pervert."
The Elf Queen said lightly with contempt, "It's just contaminated with half of your humble human bloodline, and it's so poor and lustful, hum."
"Damn, the Blood Dance Demon is not a half-elf, but a pure elf. I heard that he is still the best in your elves, but what kind of character is he? So don't make it boring to talk nonsense. Just eat and watch the show. Hehe, that kid is going to do it..."
It turned out that the one who grabbed the first position was nothing but the version of the elf boy haha. He walked to the golden cudgel lying on the ground. He first looked up and looked at the elf queen with his eyes glowing, and then bent down and grabbed the golden cudgel with both hands.
"Well...ah...ah..."
Three-point force, five-point force, ten-point force, twelve-point force,
With a roar, Haha finally used the strength to feed her breasts, and she felt that her hands were about to break and her waist was about to break, but the golden rod, which was only a little thicker than his thumb, didn't even move.
On one hand, the big-eared pig-headed man looked at all in the clouds, with a fascinating smile on his face and whispered: "Hehe, it seems that if you can raise the golden cudgel, you can have great benefits. I will try it later, and I will disgust the smelly monkey."
Chapter completed!