Although it was a sudden shopping trip, it was actually a carefully considered choice.

The first is the relaxation level. During this period, it has been accumulated to the level of lv.3, 356/360 hours.

Just in time, the monthly 72 hours of shopping and relaxation has also been refreshed.

In addition, my mother’s aesthetic style is very good, and I would like to talk about it.

Also, when my mother invites guests for dinner, she always has to go to the business district, and I already vomited after eating in this hotel.

Besides, I really need a haircut.

Combining so many factors, this strange shopping trip came about.

I found out on the way that my mother’s job is to be an agent and purchasing agent for some niche luxury goods. She also tried to build her own brand, but because luxury goods are unreasonable and have little to do with quality, they are only about brand and quality.

Marketing had something to do with it, so in the end she had to give up.

Along with Ke's mother, Li Zheng's strange knowledge also increased a lot.

Normally he has no interest in this kind of knowledge.

But after spending two weeks with chemistry, any knowledge without elements and molecules becomes palatable.

Just like after eating spicy hot pot for two weeks, even a washed cucumber is delicious.

Along the way, Li Zheng chatted happily with Ke Ma while shopping, getting hairdressed, and eating.

It's just that Zhang Xiaoke is feeling a little miserable.

She felt like a passerby the whole time.

Sure enough, for Master...

Everything about dressing up is fake.

Only by using knowledge as bait can we capture it.

…

At around eight o'clock in the evening, Shi Yangcai and Duo Cuntou left the restaurant and stepped onto the elevator.

Everyone looked at each other speechlessly and indifferently.

Oh shit.

This half day's rest is worse than nothing.

After parting, Shi Yang returned to the door lonely with his hands in his pockets. When he saw the "Do Not Disturb" light went out, he rang the doorbell.

After making sure no one was in the house, he sighed, swiped the card to open the door, and entered the house to turn on the lights.

Looking at the empty room and the piles of physics books and comics on the desk, he sighed again.

Why can't I meet a beautiful and cute girl who likes chemistry?

With this question in his mind, he went to the toilet alone, brushed his teeth alone, took a shower alone, and prepared to go to bed alone.

Just when he was about to go to bed, his expression suddenly tightened.

hair!

long hair!

He picked up the long hair on the bed sheets in shock.

The eye sockets gradually turned red.

Damn you!

Li Zheng!

What are you doing...in my bed!

Between grief and anger, the door opened.

Shi Yang pinched his hair and rushed to the door angrily.

But before he started to curse, he was stunned.

grass.

This is awesome.

He became handsome again.

Brand-new short-waist sexy side parting, brand-new macho sculpting leather jacket.

Brand new big leather boots, brand new pop-up jeans.

Plus the light stubble that has been slightly modified.

Why the hell are you doing?

Why be brothers with this kind of person?

I don't even dare to talk to him!

Li Zheng stood in front of the door with two big bags, but he was a little shy: "I changed my look, let's get used to it."

"..." Shi Yang gritted his teeth for a long time, and finally raised his hand to reveal the hair, "I found it on my bed, you... please explain."

Li Zheng looked at that hair.

I feel like this scene seems familiar.

He vaguely remembered.

One day after Tang Zhifei's home visit.

Ning'er picked up the hair on the sofa and did the same thing to Lao Li.

At that time, Lao Li was in a panic, so he helped him out himself.

Of course, Li Zheng didn't panic at all. He just entered the room and closed the door: "She is sitting on your bed. It would be strange if she doesn't fall off, right?"

"Just...sit?"

"It seems like you even lay down for a while?"

"Damn! Why don't you lie on your bed?"

"There were a lot of things on my bed."

"Uh-huh!" Shi Yang held his head, "That makes so much sense!"

"Okay, let's just lie down for a while. What's the big deal." Li Zheng put down his things, put on his slippers and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. "I know you like spicy food. I have some spicy crayfish for you in my bag. Just six of them."

Just, don’t eat too much.”

"Oh?" Shi Yang's nose suddenly twitched. Following the smell, he dug out a box of crayfish from Li Zheng's bag. His sadness suddenly turned into joy, "Okay, brother, you understand me!"

"If her mother hadn't come too, I would have asked you to come with her." Li Zheng squeezed out the toothpaste and said with a smile, "Eat it while it's hot."

"Mom?" Shi Yang sat down in front of the bathroom door, opening his lunch box and exclaimed, "Her mother... brought her to see you? So... open?"

"What are you thinking about? I'm just on a business trip." Li Zheng cursed with a toothbrush in his mouth, "Her mother ordered and packaged these lobsters directly, just to bring them back to you."

"Good mother, good mother." Shi Yang then put on plastic gloves, grabbed a crayfish and gnawed it, muttering as he gnawed, "Brother Zheng... I've been with you for so long, and this doesn't make any improvement.

Ah...otherwise you should teach me some secret skills. How do you make a girl become obsessed with her and come all the way to find you?"

"It's obviously a concern between classmates, why are you so disgusted when you say it..." Li Zheng rinsed his mouth and shook his head, "Indeed, your emotional intelligence is too low. Let me give you three hard rules. These three rules,

You just have to abide by it. Although your performance will be restricted, you will never suffer a loss, and it is better for you not to perform."

"Brother Zheng, please!" Shi Yang swallowed the lobster meat in one gulp, raised his head and looked directly at Li Zheng, his eyes unblinking.

After Li Zheng thought for a while, he cleared his throat and said: "First, take care of your eyes and mouth, don't look where you shouldn't look, don't say what you shouldn't say, and fully respect the other person, even if you have evil thoughts in your heart.

, you should also try your best to pretend to be relaxed, and appear to be well-informed and calm. To sum up, there are five words - steady and not frivolous."

Shi Yang nodded repeatedly after hearing this: "That makes sense...but how do you make it prudent and not frivolous?"

"Well...it's almost like discussing chemistry questions."

"Okay, I'm good at this." Shi Yang couldn't wait and took out another crayfish, "What about the second one?"

"Second, you can only trust a woman's expression, not what she says." Li Zheng said while gargling, "When humans communicate face to face, their expressions reveal the most and most accurate information.

Especially when communicating with women, what they say is basically disturbing the audio and visual, which is equivalent to the distraction items of multiple-choice questions, and it is very easy to fall into the trap."

"!!!" Shi Yang's scalp went numb when he heard it, and he exclaimed as if the peppercorns in the crayfish had gone to his head, "That's it! A woman's words are used to disturb, the expression is king! As expected of Brother Zheng,

Awesome."

"What's exciting about this? It's just an entry-level level." Li Zheng explained while wiping his toothbrush. "To make it easier for you to understand, let me give you an example - for example, when a woman is talking to you, if she looks left and right, it means she wants to go early.

At the end of the conversation, even if she says, "Wow, Shiyang, you are so smart," don't believe it. At this time, if you take the initiative and say, "You should do your work first, and we will discuss this topic when we have the opportunity," you will gain more.

good impression."

"I learned it, Teacher Li." Shi Yang slapped his thigh, "No wonder! A girl only talked to me once and then ignored me again. Are there any other examples like this?"

"There are too many to mention, just take Lin Yujing for example..." Li Zheng admired the Hu shape in the mirror and said with a silly smile, "She rarely speaks, so most of the time she can only judge by her expression. What's interesting is that she

Her expressions are often opposite to her thoughts. For example, when she glares at me fiercely, this is not because she hates me, but because she is expecting me to work harder and bring her more challenges and excitement."

"Wow! I don't understand this at all, Teacher Li."

"No way, this is already the third level. Your rank is too low, so you should accumulate slowly." Li Zheng put away the toothbrush cup, left the bathroom, and taught him face to face, "The last third rule, always, always, always.

, don’t take the initiative to provoke topics with ‘sexual elements’, let alone talk about ‘picking up girls’ and other nonsense. This kind of thing is like blowing out the alcohol lamp with your mouth when doing experiments, it is an absolute Achilles heel, instantly

Zero points.”

Shi Yang said blankly: "Aren't girls nowadays very open-minded?"

"Idiot, openness depends on the person. You have to be familiar with it to a certain extent." Li Zheng nodded vigorously, "If you are not in the other person's favor zone, you will only destroy yourself. Even if you are, you must be cautious."

Shi Yang swallowed, gasped and asked, "Then... what if a girl takes the initiative to initiate... that topic?"

"Hmm... this..." Li Zheng shook his head heavily, "I haven't experienced it either... From my point of view, this kind of thing will disturb the mind and affect learning. It's best to discuss it after marriage.

.If a girl had any intentions towards me in high school... I would most likely stay away from her, just like the 174 girls who wrote me love letters."

"..." Shi Yang felt severe discomfort, and with a "squeak" sound, he bit the lobster head, "Damn it... you said you're not a scumbag..."

However, as a man with a science major, he still discovered Li Zheng's loophole, and immediately spit out the lobster head and asked: "You said the high probability, what is the remaining small probability?"

"You asked too many questions. Don't push yourself too far." Li Zheng dodged and retreated into the bathroom. "Okay, now according to the Feynman learning method, you can refine and summarize it yourself."

"Okay, Teacher Li..." Shi Yang had to put down the lobster for the time being, and crossed his legs and thought deeply, "When you are with a girl, you should look directly into each other's eyes, focus on it, be serious, and discuss and study seriously. At the same time, you should always

Observe the other person's expression. If the other person is even slightly troubled, ask her to leave. You must always speak upright words and never engage in ambiguity. Is that what you mean?"

"It's pretty much the same." Li Zheng nodded reassuringly, "That's basically how I get along."

"I learned it. I'll make it into a jingle and memorize it."

"Well, there's no other way. With your understanding, just memorize it."

"Teacher Li, please take the trouble." Shi Yang shouted with all his strength, "I want to be the same scumbag as Teacher Li!"

"Um?"

"He's a tough guy, a tough guy."
Chapter completed!