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The game starts and Team Xian serves.
Jibei dribbled the ball to the baseline with his head lowered.
When he raised his head, he saw Li Zheng standing very close and impatient.
Although he really didn't want to give Li Zheng the ball, the distance was already too close.
If you don't give it to Li Zheng, I'm afraid he will kiss her.
The fellow from northern Hebei had no choice but to send the ball to Li Zheng's arms.
As soon as Li Zheng got the ball.
But just fuck you.
Competition?Victory?
I just came here to have fun.
Before his teammates could react at all, he was already dribbling the ball towards the opponent's half like a wild donkey.
People who really play basketball don't need to look at shooting or anything like that. They only need to look at dribbling for two seconds to judge a person's strength.
Therefore, if ordinary idols want to rely on "like playing basketball" to establish their personality, they will inevitably be scolded by basketball machos to the point where they never dare to touch basketball again.
In front of me, Li Zheng's sudden attack was not only relaxed and sexy, but also full of explosive impact.
I directly showed Team Sweet and panicked.
Not good!
This guy knows how to fight.
Normally, it would not be difficult for Li Zheng to ride thousands of miles and break into the inside line alone.
But now, how can the sweet team member who has not seen a girl for a long time be embarrassed in front of this super cute sister.
Suddenly, several people pounced on Li Zheng one after another like a pack of wolves.
However, it was a full three or four meters away from the three-point line.
Li Zheng jumped directly.
He held the basketball high above his head, stared intently, and shot confidently.
call.
The ball was carried by the wind and passed every inch.
This is a super long-distance three-pointer.
Not only elegant, but also domineering.
The rushing members of the Sweet Team stopped stiffly, raised their heads, and watched the basketball draw a huge arc above their heads.
then.
It landed with a thud.
Three no-sticks!
It missed the basket by more than half a meter.
Not even a hair was scratched.
Directly out of line.
Li Zheng, on the other hand, blew his messy bangs confidently, turned around and ran towards his own half of the court in a dashing way, "Sorry for the wave."
Everyone, led by Wei Dongyang, clapped their legs and laughed.
"Hahaha, you pretend to be pretty similar."
"I almost believed it."
"You're done. Just wait and eat the sweet tofu."
Just when they were laughing and scolding Zheng Huan.
The energetic girl on the sidelines suddenly dropped her luggage, rushed into the basketball court with a bottle of drink in her arms, ran all the way to Li Zheng, and held up her hands with a smile.
"Master, drink water~~"
Suddenly.
Including Xian team.
Every inch is weak.
The originally mocking expression suddenly froze.
Then it drooped down a little, a little, and little by little.
That anger was released forever.
Li Zheng looked at the girl and twitched: "Xiao Ke?"
"Hahahaha!" Zhang Xiaoke raised his hand and grabbed Li Zheng's droopy hair, "Look, you are in such a miserable state. Look, I feel sorry for you, I brought you supplies, and I still don't praise you.
I?"
"Praise!" Li Zheng's whole body shone, and he immediately turned around and shouted: "You guys fight, my classmate is here!"
After saying that, he and Zhang Xiaoke walked to the sidelines together.
No one on the court answered him.
I thought I was watching a joke.
It turns out that I am the joke.
I laughed and cried.
Such a cute girl...
Not far away...
Also a classmate...
classmate……
Li Zheng and Xiao Ke came to the sidelines. They hadn't seen each other for many days, so they were overjoyed.
Of course, given the current situation, even if Qiao Bixia comes, she will probably be overjoyed.
"Just come here, what else should you bring?" Li Zheng immediately looked at Zhang Xiaoke's suitcase.
"Aren't you pitiful?" Zhang Xiaoke leaned forward and looked at Li Zheng carefully, "By the way...your temperament has changed...who bullied you...so pitiful..."
"Everyone is bullying me..." Li Zheng felt sad for a moment and lowered his head, "They don't let me do physics problems, they don't let me read comics, they don't let me rest... they can only study chemistry...
If it weren't for the support of art, I'm afraid I would have split personality long ago..."
"Don't cry, don't cry, Master Tie Tie." Zhang Xiaoke spread his arms and hugged Li Zheng from the air with a maternal touch.
"What is Tie Tie?"
"Hey, just stick it. Like me, pretend to hug and just stick it."
"Oh, Tie Tie." Li Zheng also hugged Xiao Ke from a distance. Although there was no contact, he still felt a particularly strong master-disciple friendship, and seemed to have absorbed some of Xiao Ke's vitality.
Zhang Xiaoke jumped forward, put his hands behind his back and asked with a smile: "Are you feeling better?"
"Well... much better..." Li Zheng breathed a long sigh of relief and finally regained some strength. He pulled his suitcase and said, "Let's go to my room to chat."
Zhang Xiaoke quickly slapped Li Zheng on the back: "Keep your voice down, you may be misunderstood."
Just like that, under the strong onlookers of more than a dozen men with short hair.
The two of them were talking, laughing, joking, and walking away from each other.
Boom.
The basketball in Wei Dongyang's hand fell to the ground.
Dong Dong.
Boom, boom, boom.
For half a minute, more than a dozen people stared in a certain direction sadly, and no one spoke.
It was Lu Dongbu who spoke first: "Team Xian... let's have a... substitute..."
Several substitutes did not move.
This game seems to have lost all meaning.
"Damn it..." Wei Dongyang squatted on the spot and held his head, "Why..."
Looking at him, everyone in the audience lost their fighting spirit.
It's not just basketball that's lost its meaning.
What’s the point of holding this Jinghua contract?
We agreed to dedicate our youth to chemistry together...
Li Zheng is so cool...
This is so...
Finally, a man with an inch head beat the basketball stand and cried out: "We can't let this force go to Prague!"
Suddenly, there were hundreds of responses.
"Damn it, you can't lose again!"
"Play woolen basketball and learn!"
"Go find Shi Yang, do it!"
Li Zheng didn't know.
Although he himself refused.
But it still indirectly improved the overall chemical level of our country.
…
Li Zheng and Zhang Xiaoke walked all the way back to the lobby, chatting and laughing, and replenished a lot of energy.
Zhang Xiaoke originally wanted to secretly call on everyone to come together on weekends to replenish Li Zheng's blood.
But Lin Yujing and **Hua are preparing for the physics competition, Xu Mengxi and Qiao Bixia are preparing for the college entrance examination, and the only one who can call them is Liu Xin.
Although Zhang Xiaoke had no objection to Liu Xin, no matter how hard he tried, he could not convince himself that he and Liu Xin were traveling together in Eastern Shandong.
Finally, I had no choice but to drag my mother along.
But my mother is also a caring person. She specifically informed Lao Li before the trip and helped bring some changes of clothes over.
How come there are such good people?
In the hotel lobby, Li Zheng met Ke's mother who had just completed the check-in procedure and received her room card.
On the surface, he looks like a mature and considerate version of Zhang Xiaoke, who has transformed his energy into charm.
But look carefully.
This is a master of dressing.
On this trip, my mother wore a handsome leather style.
A short black leather jacket, high-top cowboy-style leather boots, and big sunglasses.
The finishing touch is that the leather jacket is actually a light gray pullover.
Two things that were completely incompatible came together to create a cool flavor.
But my mother was just the opposite. She wanted to cry when she saw the depressed Li Zheng with only two words.
"Xiao Ke is coming to visit. I'm afraid it will delay your training." But mother took off her sunglasses and looked at Li Zheng with sympathy, "Who bullied you? Have you told your family?"
"No... I just did too many questions." Although Li Zheng and Ke's mother met for the first time, they felt very cordial. "Thank you for your hard work, aunt, for traveling all the way."
"It's okay, there happens to be an agent here, drop by." But the mother handed a room card to her daughter, patted her and said, "Send the things to Li Zheng first, watch the time
It’s almost time, I’ll take you to dinner.”
"I know, I know, you go quickly, don't disturb us." Zhang Xiaoke pushed his mother aside hard.
"Okay, you can kill the donkey." But my mother laughed and didn't resist. After being pushed away, she remembered and turned around and said, "You can play in the hotel, just give me this room number.
If nothing else, Li Zheng, at least get a haircut."
"Thank you, auntie."
Zhang Xiaoke chased his mother away, pushed Li Zheng into the elevator quickly, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
"Your mother is so kind." Li Zheng pursed his lips and replied, "I also want to talk about clothes. Why are you leaving in such a hurry?"
"Don't you think it's weird?" Zhang Xiaoke crossed his arms and tilted his head, "Why would she be so nice to you? It's so weird."
"She must be sitting at the same table as my dad at the parent-teacher conference." Li Zheng said with his chin, "A tiger's son has no dog father. Lao Li's emotional intelligence is very high. He must have formed a good relationship with your mother at that time."
"Stop it, it's even weirder."
With a "ding" sound, the elevator reached the first floor.
The two of them walked all the way to the door of Li Zheng's room, only to find that the door was open. Shi Yang must have returned.
As soon as he entered the door, Shi Yang shouted from inside: "Ha! You Li Zheng, did you take advantage of your afternoon off to go out and hook up with a girl?"
Before Li Zheng could answer, Shi Yang popped up from the wall and raised his eyebrows obscenely: "I'm not the one who picks up girls... I'm... I'm..."
The moment Shi Yang discovered Zhang Xiaoke, his eyebrows froze at a high point.
I can't close my mouth anymore.
The face began to visibly deform.
"ah……"
Finally, he squeaked like a chicken and shrank back.
Li Zheng looked back at Zhang Xiaoke.
The latter's face was full of disgust, his mouth was twisted, and he looked indifferent.
This disgusted expression undoubtedly sentenced Shi Yang to death.
As expected of Shi Yang, he was able to increase his favorability immediately upon meeting him.
Li Zheng dragged his suitcase into the house and forced the introduction despite the embarrassment: "This is my classmate who is here to give me clothes. This is the chemistry boss from the first school in the city."
Shi Yang sat in front of the bed, not daring to look directly at Zhang Xiaoke the whole time.
But even so, that cute little face and cute outfit were deeply imprinted in his mind.
no doubt……
This must be Lin Yujing...
Oh my god... the top ten in the city for chemistry are still so cute...
You need to get to know him well.
Even so, Shi Yang still didn't dare to look at her. He only leaned down and put on his shoes in a pretentious manner: "You... hello... my name is Shi Yang, and my goal is to be the ICHO world champion, huh."
This self-introduction instantly lowered Zhang Xiaoke's impression of him.
Zhang Xiaoke simply didn't even tell him his name. He just put his hands behind his back and turned his head sideways, reluctantly saying "hmm".
In this unusual embarrassment, Li Zheng put down his suitcase, squatted on the ground and pulled the zipper, and said to Shi Yang, "You rest, we'll put down our things and leave."
"I... well, I'd better... go out for a while..." Shi Yang swallowed and walked past Zhang Xiaoke, but his eyes unconsciously moved downwards, glancing at Zhang Xiaoke's stocking-covered legs.
thigh.
"Ugh..." Zhang Xiaoke took half a step back alertly, "Okay, you can go out."
"..." Shi Yang shivered, wiped his face, and walked out aggrievedly.
This... you definitely can't help but take a look.
Who can stand up to you dressed like this?
"Wait." Li Zheng suddenly raised his hand.
"Oh?" Shi Yang, a tough man, turned around.
As expected of a good brother, if you flirt with a girl, you should keep me in the end.
"Bring a bottle of water." Li Zheng picked up a bottle of mineral water on the table and threw it to Shi Yang, "Go play ball with them in the backyard. Don't wait for me for dinner tonight."
Shi Yang took the mineral water tremblingly.
Looking at Li Zheng, he could not help but clench his teeth.
Fake, all fake.
So does the senior sister, and so does the cute girl.
It's all fake, you won't take me to play at all.
They are all superficial brothers with plastic love.
But even though Shi Yang was sore and unbearable, he could only turn around and run away.
In his world, there is probably nothing more painful and painful than giving up a room to a brother.
This was already painful enough, but as soon as Shi Yang went out and ran two steps, he heard a "bang" and the door was smashed hard.
As soon as he turned around, he saw the "Do Not Disturb" light coming on.
This scene can be described as adding insult to injury.
Hello Li Zheng!
Are you and Lin Yujing in such a hurry?
She is obviously one of the top ten cute chemistry girls in the city.
Oh shit……
Believe it or not...
Believe me or not...
Sue the teacher!
…
In the room, after Zhang Xiaoke slammed the door hard, he was still angry: "What kind of roommate are you? It's so disgusting..."
"Shi Baoer just has a low emotional intelligence and doesn't know how to hide his infatuation."
"Then you can't look at a person's legs first." Zhang Xiaoke cursed with his hands on his hips.
"That's true, but you are so...cute..." Li Zheng coughed and said, "I also tried very hard to restrain myself from looking down."
"Oh?" Zhang Xiaoke sat down at the end of the bed and raised his eyebrows, "Master, do you also have emotions and desires?"
"..." Li Zheng's expression became anxious.
Zhang Xiaoke laughed out loud and shook his legs happily: "Haha, I didn't let you see it."
"That's enough!" Li Zheng lowered his head and scolded, "You have double standards, why are you such a scumbag... Oh no, Shi Baoer looks vulgar, so I can just watch it, and it's not because I'm handsome."
"vomit!!!"
Seeing Zhang Xiaoke feeling nauseous, Li Zheng felt better.
Finally licking his lips, he opened the suitcase.
Wow!
Golden epic supplies!
"Science Fiction World" 2018 bound volume.
Two large stacks of "Volleyball Boys" comics.
Two large stacks of physics competition textbooks & exercises.
Two packs of changes of clothes.
A brand new set of painting tools.
The most important thing.
There is also a pair of slippers.
The paper slippers in hotels can be torn apart.
"This time I...I'm alive..." Li Zheng stroked the books and raised his head while panting, "Tell me, what do you want? Anything is fine. As long as I have it, I can give you anything."
"???" Zhang Xiaoke was stunned for a moment, then jumped into the bathroom, "I'll go to the bathroom first..."
Two minutes later, when Zhang Xiaoke finished sorting and came out, Li Zheng had already moved everything out of the box and was opening the bag of clothes.
"Wait!" Zhang Xiaoke jumped in shock again.
But she spoke too late.
At this time, Li Zheng had already taken out a pair of cotton briefs with a yellow background and black spots from the bag.
After taking a closer look, I discovered that it was actually the head of a Pikachu.
This head, together with the two long ears on the left and right, just complete the briefs.
"Do I have one like this?" Li Zheng lowered his head blankly and looked at the clothes bag.
Wow!
New world!
Even Li Zheng blushed and started to panic.
Before he could put down his things and apologize, Zhang Xiaoke was already running towards him.
"Give me amnesia!"
Li Zheng was knocked directly onto the bed. He never imagined that Zhang Xiaoke could be so strong.
At the same time as the collision, Zhang Xiaoke also inserted a Feiyun hand, snatched Pikachu back, then stuffed it back into the bag at the speed of light, tied the bag with the speed of light and stuffed it back into the suitcase.
After that, there was only silence.
Zhang Xiaoke didn't even raise his head, panting silently, unable to see his face at all.
"Yes... I'm sorry..." Li Zheng swallowed dryly, "I thought they were all my clothes..."
"Shut up..." Zhang Xiaoke still didn't raise his head and whispered in a terrifying voice, "If you tell me, I'll kill you."
"I understand, I will never say anything..." Li Zheng nodded repeatedly, "It's actually nothing. There is nothing shameful about Pikachu underwear. My dad also wears red Superman boxers..."
"Shut up!"
"..."
After Zhang Xiaoke locked the box, he ducked into the bathroom again.
Sitting on the toilet seat, kicking his legs and waving his arms wildly.
Ahhh!
I should have changed my belt if I had known earlier.
After being steady for a long time, she wiped her face and came out again.
Li Zheng sat upright in front of the desk, not daring to move. He only murmured: "I thought about it... How about I give you a secret to compensate for the loss, Teacher Tang..."
"Shut up, this matter is over." Zhang Xiaoke sat up on the bed with hatred, "Don't mention it again in the future!"
"good……"
After a moment of silence.
"What's wrong with Teacher Tang?" Zhang Xiaoke finally couldn't help it anymore.
"I'm just telling you, you are not allowed to tell anyone else."
"Yeah, yeah, I have the strictest mouth, and this is where my secrets end."
After a few minutes, Zhang Xiaoke finally relaxed after collecting new secrets.
"Aha, no wonder I haven't been wearing stockings lately."
"Oh? Is it because of the stockings?"
"Yes, stockings are the smelliest." Zhang Xiaoke thought for a moment and then added quickly, "Except for me, I sweat very little."
"Okay, don't laugh at other people's shortcomings. Everyone has shortcomings." Li Zheng shook his head and sighed, "For example, for so many years, my understanding has been very low and I have learned very slowly..."
"Shut up!" Zhang Xiaoke stopped Li Zheng in time, then sat on the bed, swung his legs, turned his face and said, "You just said that as long as you have it, I can have anything you want, right?"
"Well, tell me."
"Then..." Zhang Xiaoke swallowed and turned his head, "Give me some... time."
"time?"
"Just... take me to study..." Zhang Xiaoke tilted his head again, "That's it... After using your system feedback special learning method... I accidentally took my monthly exam recently.
, ranked 10th in the exam..."
"congratulations!"
"Yeah, I didn't expect it either... so... I want to give it a try." Zhang Xiaoke leaned back and lay on the bed with his arms spread out, "After all, I also fought my way into Ren University by myself...
...Maybe it’s been too long since I’ve been confident...Now that I’m in the top ten, I want to really work hard again...Although I can’t compare with Master, I also want to try to challenge Jingbei!”
"This is a good thing, of course." Li Zheng did not forget to remind, "But you must also view yourself correctly. The only reason why you are in the top ten is that I did not take the exam."
"Damn!" Zhang Xiaoke suddenly stood up and cursed, "Speaking of this, Jingjing didn't even take the exam, so I'm so angry."
"Why should she?"
"She said she had no fighting spirit, so she just studied physics at home." Zhang Xiaoke stuck out his tongue and spread his arms, "The principal couldn't do anything to her..."
"Hmph, you are indeed the Lord of Ye City." Li Zheng couldn't help but move his fingers, "Okay, let's talk about you first. After I return from the training camp, I will conduct a more comprehensive inspection and special training on you, so don't be overwhelmed.
"
"That's what I want." Zhang Xiaoke stood up and said happily, "Xu Mengxi also ranked second in grade in the monthly exam. You are not allowed to teach others anymore."
"This is very tiring, it will take dozens of hours." Li Zheng waved his hand and said with a smile, "It's okay, just think of it as passing on the skills."
"Okay, let's go out and play." Zhang Xiaoke grabbed Li Zheng and pushed him out, "Bowling? Table tennis? Swimming?"
"Well..." Li Zheng thought for a while and said, "Why don't we go shopping? It's been a long time since I've gone shopping."
"???"
"Forget it if you don't want to..."
"I've convinced you." Zhang Xiaoke spread his arms helplessly, "Let's just treat it like a haircut with you."
"Okay, call your mother together."
Chapter completed!